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Here’s today’s hilarious episode of white suburban SJW’s saying dumb things…..

Daily Mail: A video of a white high school student publicly talking about race has gone viral, but not for the reasons one might expect when they hear the phrase ‘privileged white teenager’. In May, 14-year-old Royce Mann participated in a poetry slam at his private school in Atlanta, Georgia and took home the first place prize for the poem he wrote, which he called White Boy Privilege. In it, the eighth grader is brutally honest about the ways in which he better off because he isn’t black, Asian-American, Native American, or a woman — and signs off with a call to action to change that. Though the video was filmed at the Paideia School in May, it has recently gained momentum online after being posted on YouTube by Royce’s mom, Sheri Mann Stewart.

Before we read this HILARIOUS poem, let’s first acknowledge the fact that this kid was obviously put up to this by his social justice warrior short-haired hyphenated mother Sheri Mann Stewart:

Of course she rolls with Hillary Clinton. Wealthy short-haired white women in their 50’s are Hillary’s bread and butter. This Kathy Bates ripoff fancies herself an “actress.” She even has an IMbD page somehow. Here’s her Facebook fan page, complete with 43 followers. I swear to God, these SJW white suburban people are the dumbest people on planet earth. The lengths they will go to in order to prove to the world that they’re one of the “good ones” is nothing less than astounding.

And they LOVE to use their kids as pawns. We saw it at the black lives matter rally in Northampton this week, in which the nearly all white crowd had their privilege checked by “Afro-Panther and Vee.” We saw it in Greenfield when those two non-fabulous gay Dads adopted a black son so they could use him as a pawn and manufacture racial outrage on his behalf.

Royce’s Dad is even more hilarious. Barry Mann Stewart is a man who took his wife’s hyphenated last name, possibly because he just wanted to be associated with the word “Man” for the first time in his life. Some people are just dying to give away their man card. According to his website, Barry Mann Stewart is also an actor and a “storyteller.” This is a job. And just like Mom he goes out of his way to show the non-existent black people in his immediate social circles that he is indeed one of the “good ones.” He just takes it a little too far….

Wait until this guy gets his privilege checked when one of the people he is standing in “solidarity” with reminds him that he is basically a walking cultural appropriation. Not coincidentally Greenfield Dad #2 is also an “actor,” because these people who use their kids as pawns in SJW chess are dramatic by nature.

The kid of course already has an IMdB page as well:

Unfortunately he has been typecasted to play the part of Dzokhar Tsarnaev, and that role has already been filled.

And after you hear this poem, there can be no doubt about who wrote it……

That kid is never, ever going to get laid. Love how he’s in 8th grade and he’s allowed to blast the “f” word because he’s fighting for imaginary social justice. If he had said those words in any other context he’d probably be suspended. But when you’re fighting for imaginary “social justice” you can pretty much violate any rule or law. Just ask all the idiots who have blockaded highways because…..Michael Brown. Anyway, let’s check out the poem….

‘Dear women, I’m sorry. Dear black people, I’m sorry. Dear Asian-Americans, dear Native Americans, dear immigrants who come here seeking a better life, I’m sorry.

Newsfalsh – Asian kids don’t have time to worry about your white boy apology. They’re too busy dominating America, going to college, finding cures for diseases, and enjoying a higher standard of living than white people. 

‘Dear everyone who isn’t a middle or upper class white boy, I’m sorry. I have started life on the top of the ladder while you were born on the first rung.

‘I say now that I would change places with you in an instant, but if given the opportunity, would I? Probably not.’

‘Because to be honest, being privileged is awesome. I’m not saying that you and me on different rungs of the ladder is how I want it to stay. I’m not saying that any part of me has for a moment even liked it that way. 

‘I’m just saying that I fucking’ love being privileged and I’m not willing to give that away, I love it because I can say “fucking” and not one of you is attributing that to the fact that everyone with my skin color has a dirty mouth. 

Hey Royce, I have bad news – there is no such thing as white privilege. Here’s 11 reasons why. Love how Mom and Dad threw this into the speech. Zero point zero percent chance a kid writes a poem like this and inserts the “f” word so liberally. He got special permission from his hyphenated parents for this one. 

‘I love it because I don’t have to spend an hour every morning putting on make-up to meet other people’s standards. I love it because I can worry about what kind of food is on my plate instead of whether or not there will be food on my plate. I love it because when I see a police officer I see someone who is on my side.

‘To be honest, I’m scared of what it would be like if I wasn’t on the top rung. If the tables were turned and I didn’t have my white boy privilege safety blankie to protect me. 

‘If I lived a life lit by what I lack, not by what I have, if I lived a life in which when I failed, the world would say, “Told you so.” If I lived the life that you live. 

‘When I was born I had a success story already written for me. You were given a pen and no paper. I’ve always felt that that was unfair but I’ve never dared to speak up because I’ve been too scared. Well now I realize that there’s enough blankie to be shared,’ 

Keep in mind, this white boy goes to an expensive private school. The few black children who are actually listening to this are also wealthy lucky sperms. Must be hard.

Hey Royce, you might not switch spots with the black kids in your class, but Turtleboy would definitely consider it. This is how we know that white privilege is not a real thing. Because Will Smith and LeBron James would not switch spots with Turtleboy. If white privilege was a real thing then they’d switch spots with me in an instant. But it’s not. 

I’d love to be able to send Turtleboy Jr. to any school he wants, or live in any house we want. But despite all of our collective white privilege, it’s just not feasible. Because privilege comes primarily from wealth. If you’re rich then you’re privileged. Being white has nothing to do with it. 

‘Everyone should have the privileges I have, In fact they should be rights instead. Everyone’s story should be written, so all they have to do is get it read. Enough said.’

Good news kid – we do all have the same legal rights. Check out the 14th Amendment and the Civil Rights Acts for more information on that.  

Then he changed his mind, ‘No, not enough said. It is embarrassing that we still live in a world in which we judge another person’s character by the size of their paycheck, the color of their skin, or the type of chromosomes they have. 

‘It is embarrassing that we tell our kids that it is not their personality, but instead those same chromosomes that get to dictate what color clothes they wear and how short they must cut their hair. But most of all, it is embarrassing that we deny this. That we claim to live in an equal country, an equal world. 

Yea, safe to say Mom added the part about chromosomes dictating how short we must cut our hair:

Because women should be able to get their hair done like Harry Potter too. Just sayin. 

We say that women can vote. Well guess what: they can run a country, own a company, and throw a nasty curve ball as well. We just don’t give them the chance to.

I know right? I feel like we’ll never have a rich white woman running for President. 

And those 9.1 million women in the United States who own companies? Yea, we’ll just ignore them for the sake of your social justice poem. 

‘I know it wasn’t us eighth grade white boys who created this system, but we profit from it every day. We don’t notice these privileges though, because they don’t come in the form of things we gain, but rather the lack of injustices that we endure. 

I disagree kid. The way your mother dresses you is DEFINITELY an injustice. 

‘Because of my gender, I can watch any sport on TV, and feel that that could be me one day. Because of my race I can eat at a fancy restaurant without wait staff expecting me to steal the silverware. 

Another strong point. I know that when I turn on the TV and watch an NBA game, the first thing I think is “that can be me someday.”

LOL. When I was 7-8 years old I was convinced I would play in the NBA because I thought I was one of the best basketball players in the world for my age. The world is really small when you’re 7 years old. Luckily I had an uncle who told me bluntly that not only was I not that good, I was also white. Small white guys don’t go to the NBA unless they go to Gonzaga or get nicknamed White Chocolate by the black guys on the team. 

Thanks to my parents’ salary I go to a school that brings my dreams closer instead of pushing them away.’

Notice he said parent’s salary, not parent’s skin color. Thanks for proving my point kid. 

‘Dear white boys: I’m not sorry. I don’t care if you think that the feminists are taking over the world, that the Black Lives Matter movement has gotten a little too strong, because that’s bullshit. I get that change can be scary, but equality shouldn’t be. Hey white boys: it’s time to act like a woman. To be strong and make a difference. It’s time to let go of that fear. It’s time to take that ladder and turn it into a bridge,’ 

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I think we all know who wrote this stanza:

Hey kid, I got some bad news for you. When you tell guys that they should “act like a woman” you’re sexually appropriating societal norms. This is a big SJW no-no. It’s offensive to women, and especially transgenders, non-binaries, and every other new made up state of mind that the prize patrol will come up with down the road. Because women don’t all act the same, and it’s pretty sexist to assume that they do.

The bottom line is that this poem is the dumbest thing that has ever been written. Yet it’s getting widespread praise from the Huffington Post crowd. Because in the last couple of years our society has become flooded with dumbass white people who are looking for the closest platform to stand on where they can condemn their own privileges. They simply MUST announce to the world that they are one of the good ones, and they will go to any length to prove it. If only they could hear how stupid and silly they sound.

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