Failed Actor SJW Parents Make Kid Recite “White Boy Privilege” Poem To Classmates To Alleviate White Guilt

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Here’s today’s hilarious episode of white suburban SJW’s saying dumb things…..

Daily MailA video of a white high school student publicly talking about race has gone viral, but not for the reasons one might expect when they hear the phrase ‘privileged white teenager’. In May, 14-year-old Royce Mann participated in a poetry slam at his private school in Atlanta, Georgia and took home the first place prize for the poem he wrote, which he called White Boy Privilege. In it, the eighth grader is brutally honest about the ways in which he better off because he isn’t black, Asian-American, Native American, or a woman — and signs off with a call to action to change that. Though the video was filmed at the Paideia School in May, it has recently gained momentum online after being posted on YouTube by Royce’s mom, Sheri Mann Stewart.


Before we read this HILARIOUS poem, let’s first acknowledge the fact that this kid was obviously put up to this by his social justice warrior short-haired hyphenated mother Sheri Mann Stewart:



Of course she rolls with Hillary Clinton. Wealthy short-haired white women in their 50’s are Hillary’s bread and butter. This Kathy Bates ripoff fancies herself an “actress.” She even has an IMbD page somehow. Here’s her Facebook fan page, complete with 43 followers. I swear to God, these SJW white suburban people are the dumbest people on planet earth. The lengths they will go to in order to prove to the world that they’re one of the “good ones” is nothing less than astounding.

And they LOVE to use their kids as pawns. We saw it at the black lives matter rally in Northampton this week, in which the nearly all white crowd had their privilege checked by “Afro-Panther and Vee.” We saw it in Greenfield when those two non-fabulous gay Dads adopted a black son so they could use him as a pawn and manufacture racial outrage on his behalf.

Royce’s Dad is even more hilarious. Barry Mann Stewart is a man who took his wife’s hyphenated last name, possibly because he just wanted to be associated with the word “Man” for the first time in his life. Some people are just dying to give away their man card. According to his website, Barry Mann Stewart is also an actor and a “storyteller.” This is a job. And just like Mom he goes out of his way to show the non-existent black people in his immediate social circles that he is indeed one of the “good ones.” He just takes it a little too far….



Wait until this guy gets his privilege checked when one of the people he is standing in “solidarity” with reminds him that he is basically a walking cultural appropriation. Not coincidentally Greenfield Dad #2 is also an “actor,” because these people who use their kids as pawns in SJW chess are dramatic by nature.

The kid of course already has an IMdB page as well:


Unfortunately he has been typecasted to play the part of Dzokhar Tsarnaev, and that role has already been filled.

And after you hear this poem, there can be no doubt about who wrote it……

That kid is never, ever going to get laid. Love how he’s in 8th grade and he’s allowed to blast the “f” word because he’s fighting for imaginary social justice. If he had said those words in any other context he’d probably be suspended. But when you’re fighting for imaginary “social justice” you can pretty much violate any rule or law. Just ask all the idiots who have blockaded highways because…..Michael Brown. Anyway, let’s check out the poem….

‘Dear women, I’m sorry. Dear black people, I’m sorry. Dear Asian-Americans, dear Native Americans, dear immigrants who come here seeking a better life, I’m sorry.

Newsfalsh – Asian kids don’t have time to worry about your white boy apology. They’re too busy dominating America, going to college, finding cures for diseases, and enjoying a higher standard of living than white people. 

‘Dear everyone who isn’t a middle or upper class white boy, I’m sorry. I have started life on the top of the ladder while you were born on the first rung.

‘I say now that I would change places with you in an instant, but if given the opportunity, would I? Probably not.’

‘Because to be honest, being privileged is awesome. I’m not saying that you and me on different rungs of the ladder is how I want it to stay. I’m not saying that any part of me has for a moment even liked it that way. 

‘I’m just saying that I fucking’ love being privileged and I’m not willing to give that away, I love it because I can say “fucking” and not one of you is attributing that to the fact that everyone with my skin color has a dirty mouth. 

Hey Royce, I have bad news – there is no such thing as white privilege. Here’s 11 reasons why. Love how Mom and Dad threw this into the speech. Zero point zero percent chance a kid writes a poem like this and inserts the “f” word so liberally. He got special permission from his hyphenated parents for this one. 


‘I love it because I don’t have to spend an hour every morning putting on make-up to meet other people’s standards. I love it because I can worry about what kind of food is on my plate instead of whether or not there will be food on my plate. I love it because when I see a police officer I see someone who is on my side.

‘To be honest, I’m scared of what it would be like if I wasn’t on the top rung. If the tables were turned and I didn’t have my white boy privilege safety blankie to protect me. 

‘If I lived a life lit by what I lack, not by what I have, if I lived a life in which when I failed, the world would say, “Told you so.” If I lived the life that you live. 

‘When I was born I had a success story already written for me. You were given a pen and no paper. I’ve always felt that that was unfair but I’ve never dared to speak up because I’ve been too scared. Well now I realize that there’s enough blankie to be shared,’ 

Keep in mind, this white boy goes to an expensive private school. The few black children who are actually listening to this are also wealthy lucky sperms. Must be hard.

Hey Royce, you might not switch spots with the black kids in your class, but Turtleboy would definitely consider it. This is how we know that white privilege is not a real thing. Because Will Smith and LeBron James would not switch spots with Turtleboy. If white privilege was a real thing then they’d switch spots with me in an instant. But it’s not. 

I’d love to be able to send Turtleboy Jr. to any school he wants, or live in any house we want. But despite all of our collective white privilege, it’s just not feasible. Because privilege comes primarily from wealth. If you’re rich then you’re privileged. Being white has nothing to do with it. 


‘Everyone should have the privileges I have, In fact they should be rights instead. Everyone’s story should be written, so all they have to do is get it read. Enough said.’

Good news kid – we do all have the same legal rights. Check out the 14th Amendment and the Civil Rights Acts for more information on that.  

Then he changed his mind, ‘No, not enough said. It is embarrassing that we still live in a world in which we judge another person’s character by the size of their paycheck, the color of their skin, or the type of chromosomes they have. 

‘It is embarrassing that we tell our kids that it is not their personality, but instead those same chromosomes that get to dictate what color clothes they wear and how short they must cut their hair. But most of all, it is embarrassing that we deny this. That we claim to live in an equal country, an equal world. 

Yea, safe to say Mom added the part about chromosomes dictating how short we must cut our hair:


Because women should be able to get their hair done like Harry Potter too. Just sayin. 

We say that women can vote. Well guess what: they can run a country, own a company, and throw a nasty curve ball as well. We just don’t give them the chance to.

I know right? I feel like we’ll never have a rich white woman running for President. 


And those 9.1 million women in the United States who own companies? Yea, we’ll just ignore them for the sake of your social justice poem. 

‘I know it wasn’t us eighth grade white boys who created this system, but we profit from it every day. We don’t notice these privileges though, because they don’t come in the form of things we gain, but rather the lack of injustices that we endure. 

I disagree kid. The way your mother dresses you is DEFINITELY an injustice. 


‘Because of my gender, I can watch any sport on TV, and feel that that could be me one day. Because of my race I can eat at a fancy restaurant without wait staff expecting me to steal the silverware. 

Another strong point. I know that when I turn on the TV and watch an NBA game, the first thing I think is “that can be me someday.”


LOL. When I was 7-8 years old I was convinced I would play in the NBA because I thought I was one of the best basketball players in the world for my age. The world is really small when you’re 7 years old. Luckily I had an uncle who told me bluntly that not only was I not that good, I was also white. Small white guys don’t go to the NBA unless they go to Gonzaga or get nicknamed White Chocolate by the black guys on the team. 

Thanks to my parents’ salary I go to a school that brings my dreams closer instead of pushing them away.’

Notice he said parent’s salary, not parent’s skin color. Thanks for proving my point kid. 

‘Dear white boys: I’m not sorry. I don’t care if you think that the feminists are taking over the world, that the Black Lives Matter movement has gotten a little too strong, because that’s bullshit. I get that change can be scary, but equality shouldn’t be. Hey white boys: it’s time to act like a woman. To be strong and make a difference. It’s time to let go of that fear. It’s time to take that ladder and turn it into a bridge,’ 

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I think we all know who wrote this stanza:


Hey kid, I got some bad news for you. When you tell guys that they should “act like a woman” you’re sexually appropriating societal norms. This is a big SJW no-no. It’s offensive to women, and especially transgenders, non-binaries, and every other new made up state of mind that the prize patrol will come up with down the road. Because women don’t all act the same, and it’s pretty sexist to assume that they do.

The bottom line is that this poem is the dumbest thing that has ever been written. Yet it’s getting widespread praise from the Huffington Post crowd. Because in the last couple of years our society has become flooded with dumbass white people who are looking for the closest platform to stand on where they can condemn their own privileges. They simply MUST announce to the world that they are one of the good ones, and they will go to any length to prove it. If only they could hear how stupid and silly they sound.


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34 Comment(s)
  • LG
    July 29, 2016 at 2:27 am

    This kid isn’t even white. Just looking at him, you can tell he’s kosher. The, when you look at his father, the fact that he’s kosher is 100% confirmed. So when will this kid start denouncing his jewish privilege? Nah, no jew ever does that.

  • James
    July 25, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    The kid is trying to be an actor and used this an an opportunity for quick publicity. So obvious.

  • Nomorebullying
    July 21, 2016 at 3:18 am

    I can’t believe so much time was put into an attempt to dissect a kid’s poem.. Maybe you ought to pick on someone your own size.
    However, if you feel compelled to bully a kid, then try using the proper decoding tools because some serious aberrant decoding is being committed here! Check yourself.

  • Doc Rocker
    July 17, 2016 at 7:58 pm

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  • Kath Prudhomme O'Brien
    July 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    How can he both not want to trade places on the ladder and dream for some vague far away time and place where everyone is on the same rung? Isn’t he then propagating the exact problem that he says he is against?

    • ItsAllABadDream
      July 15, 2016 at 5:20 pm

      You can’t use logic to understand crazy

      • JenB
        July 16, 2016 at 1:10 am

        And that is exactly what they are …crazy.

  • BobnMic
    July 15, 2016 at 2:45 am

    I don’t know what is worse? The exploitation of a 14 year old minor by his demented twisted parents or the fact that he won first prize? All in all capitalizing on a current political and social hot potato laced with profanity rather than something poetically real showing real imagination, heart, soul and creativity.

    I guess all the other poems, as nice as I am sure they were, do not MATTER because they weren’t about BLM.

    Fucking pathetic…

  • Cocomom
    July 15, 2016 at 2:04 am

    Always the rich ones in private schools & all-white gated communities. Always. His 15 mins is up.

  • Reddog
    July 14, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    Boy,I hope his balls drop soon. There is still time,however it’s highly unlikely. I was adopted as a baby,thank god it was by normal people. Can’t imagine the horror of growing up that way.

  • Slaymus
    July 14, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    And it’s funny that this kid will someday tell others that he “was born gay.” Ha! No. His parents just taught him how to be able to claim injustice and gave him hints to be gay.

  • BlackandWhite
    July 14, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Is Sheri a Mann?? LOL

  • larryS
    July 14, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    TB, Where is the blog on the ESPYs?

    July 14, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    Hopefully, he’ll get beaten up. A lot.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 14, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Additionally, I can almost guarantee that kid will be “identifying” as a girl after this cry for attention dies down. So the “parents” will be doubly proud of the amount of SJW points they get from the one kid.

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    July 14, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Why is it that it’s white people who have never interacted with low income or black, PR, Asian, etc people that care the most and see a problem? Yet, I grew up with a bunch of colors and incomes and give no crap about SJW and BLM shit. Shouldn’t I be the one seeing some kind of problem since I interacted with non-whites and people below poverty?

    • KimberlyS
      July 14, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      Did you hear about the white woman in Chicago who has taken it upon herself to walk around the South Side wearing a sign that says, “Black America, I’m Sorry”.

      That’ll help.

      • wtatnuckgangsta
        July 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm

        That’s how you get shot on the South Side. Source: Lived right on the line for a bit.

        • JenB
          July 16, 2016 at 1:02 am

          That women is an idiot. I wouldn’t go there, even in the day time. I had been there once approximately 20 years ago after dark, by mistake. You don’t stop at stop lights after dark if you are white and no cop will give you a ticket if you run all red lights. Well, that was how it was 20 years ago when I lived in Chicago and my dad was a Chicago cop. He would always say if I ever ended up lost over there to just keep driving, don’t stop and drive fast enough that they cannot catch you if they are close enough to the street, because no cop will ticket you. IF you are lucky enough to find a cop, they will escort you out of there. We ended up trying to get Italian ice on Taylor Street and apparently missed it somehow. I was 19 at the time. We ended up a mile or two south of Roosevelt Rd and it was the scariest 45 minutes of my life. There were bars on all of the windows and literal packs (20-30) of black teens and young adults just walked in the middle of the street…right toward the car. It was like that movie Judgment Night with Emilio Estevez & Cuba Gooding Jr. Actually, it was probably the same year that movie came out. Although that movie was about DC if I am not mistaken.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 14, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      Same here. Bronx, NY until I got accepted to a private undergrad in MA… then I left that fucking shithole and never turned back.

      When I go back to visit or what have you, I am done in 48 hours. I need to get out of there so fast. I can’t believe that at that time, I thought living like that was good…..and quite normal….lol

  • MrSmiley
    July 14, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Here comes that 15 seconds of fame mommy and daddy have been waiting for since they were born.

  • Concerned Citizen
    July 14, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    Is that Phil Dunphy from Modern Family?

  • TDF
    July 14, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Looking at the kid’s picture its safe to say that….”They won’t be losing a son as much as gaining a daughter”

  • KimberlyS
    July 14, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Kid is 14 now, and it’s probably too late to change his trajectory. Sad. My kid is almost 4, and he’s more of a man than this poor kid.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 14, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    The parents should be charged with child abuse.

  • Joe Max
    July 14, 2016 at 12:09 pm

    Saw it on the network news. My first thought was how pitiful and who made this kid do it. Now it all falls in place with this information. The Boomers wanted to change the world, guess they did and many of their kids show it !

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    July 14, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    The husband is obviously storing his balls in his wife’s purse. Mrs. Bates in real life flesh. Instead of breaking his ankles with a hammer, she took away his manhood and gave him her last name as a consolation prize.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 14, 2016 at 11:37 am

    This kid doesn’t stand a chance. That’s child abuse right there. And NO WAY those two created a child the natural way!

  • Smellmypits
    July 14, 2016 at 11:37 am

    That’s it, I’m out. Unreal.

  • moor
    July 14, 2016 at 11:34 am

    That little fag MUST have been adopted because there’s NO WAY those two pansy’s could have figured out how to breed
    without an instruction video.
    I think the best thing they can do with that little flower child is to get some extra-dark tanning stuff and give him his wish.
    He can then learn “ebonics” and how to constantly say, “hey, yo, yo, yo” because that’s his limited vocabularly, his so-called parents can parade him around as their “payment for being white” !!!!

    • Dom
      July 14, 2016 at 6:22 pm

      “that little fag” seriously? what the fuck is wrong with you?

      As much as i think the poem is stupid, you are worse for calling a kid a “fag” Are you both in the same grade or something?

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