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Failed Science Fiction Author Tries To Gain Relevance By Attacking Hearth n Kettle In Yarmouth, Accusing Them Of Racism For Giving Check Early, Using It As Excuse Not Top Tip

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This is Grant Miller from Connecticut.

He’s the kind of douche waffle who makes people take pictures of him reading, so he can post it on Facebook and let people know that he reads books.

So learned.

He appears to be some sort of activist and freelance writer, who has submitted work for the Huffington Post and USA Today. This USA Today:

So obviously America’s favorite complementary Motel 6 newspaper has high standards for who they let publish on their platform.

The other day he was in Cape Cod, getting some lunch at the Hearth n’ Kettle in Yarmouth, when he decided to victimize himself because he got his check before his food arrived, which obviously means the bartender is racist.

Instead of asking the bartender why she gave him the check before his food got there he elected to shame her on social media and label her as a racist. This woman, who probably doesn’t make that much money, particularly in Cape Cod in the winter, was just another person he could try to destroy in order to make himself relevant. After his first post he decided to double down and post the note that he left her.

And because he wanted to shame her equally across all platforms he went and did the same for his 171 followers on Twitter.

For the record, I’m white as shit and this happens all the time when I order food at a bar. Pretty standard procedure. When you order your food you get the check. If you order more drinks after that they take the bill, throw it away, and give you a bigger bill. This actually happens more times than it doesn’t happen.

As for the people at the end of the bar who did not get their checks, all he had to do was simply ask and he probably would’ve been given a reasonable answer. But instead of doing that he elected to take to social media to paint himself as a victim of racism, because that’s what gutless cowards do instead of having an interaction with another human being who they don’t know in 2019.

Plus, this guy is just dying for someone to pay attention to him, and racism is the only way he knows how to do that. That’s because this guy is a cog in the racism-industrial complex. Everything he writes about on the HuffPost involves racism. If racism stopped existing tomorrow he’d have nothing to write about, and would have to get a real job. People like Grant Miller have to keep pushing the narrative that racism is everywhere for their own financial well being. He CONSTANTLY posts about it.

Not only that, he wants to let you know that he’s wicked brave, as he intentionally chooses to wear t-shirts that put his life in danger, and make him a target for being murdered by racist cops.

This guy is a Goddamn American HERO!! Everyone clap!!

He wants you to pat him on the back for being a social justice SOLDIER on social media, which is why he incessantly posts screenshots of his witty replies to Donald Trump and Tomi Lahren on Twitter, who never tweet back at him or acknowledge his sad, attention craving, irrelevant existence.

He also virtue signals a ton towards women, because he wants to prove that he’s one of the “good ones.”


His affinity for being new levels of woke on topics related to racism and sexism is what drives his fictional book series.  Grant here recently published a hit series that is bound to make the New York Times best seller list. He wanted to make a bootleg Black Panther science fiction book that no one asked for or wanted to read. So he made some strong, black female protagonists, and really wants you to buy his books.


“My readers deserve my best.” Both of them.

“For a signed copy….” Hard pass.

You know it’s bad when you can’t even get any feminists to like your post so you have to tag them in the comments to get some kind of buzz going.

Although he does do autographed signings, but the problem is that no one shows up.

Hey Grant, you’re sitting in front of a mirror dude (at a fold out table with a fishy table cloth on it in case you spill your Spaghettio’s and leave a stain). This lets us see that you are signing that book for nobody. There’s literally no one there. No one wants to buy your book, never mind have you sign it. You’re just not that relevant, which is probably why you try to destroy small businesses – so someone will finally pay attention to you.

As you can see by looking at his hit books, “Strike the Mantis,” Achilla the Strong,” and “Operation Wolf Hunt,” he has a grand total of 3 customer reviews, and they’re all on the book he published in 2014.

Uncle Turtleboy’s has 69 (lol) and he published less than 2 months ago. Shocking because the book sounds riveting!!

Dr. Athena Johnson is no longer a respected activist in Bridgeport. She is a fugitive in South Africa whom the Skorupski Administration codenamed Black Wolf and labeled a wanted terrorist. As the president of the United States, Xerxes’ reach extends around the world, leaving Athena no option but to return home and take the country from him, but that is easier said than done. Xerxes has nearly limitless wealth, executive orders, a state-funded propaganda machine, and military weaponry at his disposal. Athena will rely on all her mental and physical training to survive Xerxes’ onslaught, but that may not be enough for an enemy who molded her home into a hostile nation against her. So she must find new ways to fight her enemies that could change her forever. Unless Athena stops Xerxes, her country as she knows it will cease to exist. If Xerxes captures her, he will alter the world’s power structure for the foreseeable future. Neither side can afford to lose, but there is one factor they can’t ignore. A wolf is always fiercest when it is cornered.

Yes, that’s right – he stole the antagonist’s name from 300, and he found a way to a way to make it terrible.

Here’s the worst part about this incident in the restaurant – he used it as an excuse not to tip.

And he made a point to mention that several times. He even tweeted about how he regretted not trying to refuse to pay the bill at all.

Again, nothing bad happened to him. He just took a routine situation and pretended like it was racism.

He wanted to make it clear that he “took his sweet time” being waited on, knowing he wasn’t going to tip the working class woman who brought him his food and beverage.

But he got exactly what he wanted to get, that he couldn’t get from his crappy books – attention. Particularly from his friends, most of who seem to be woke white women on a mission to prove that they’re one of the “good ones.” Ya know, the kind of people who call themselves an “ally,” because they freak out and blindly believe everything non-white people say on social media. These people were tripping over themselves pretending to be the most outraged on his behalf.

Because the only white people who aren’t racist are the ones who refer to themselves as “allies” on Twitter.

SO ANGRY!! Look at me, racism upsets me!! Tell me I’m good!!

I retweeted you too!! I made a difference today on Twitter!!

I’M INFURIATED!!! Racism doesn’t just upset me – it INFURIATES ME!!!

Then he urged the mob to try to destroy this small businesses’ online reputation by leaving fraudulent reviews on Yelp for a restaurant they’d never been to.

When that didn’t work they went after corporate ownership.

They had no idea who to even be mad at when they made their outraged phone calls, and had to ask what gender pronouns they were supposed to use.

Imagine the bartender was a transgender woman? That’s literally her only way out of this – outranking him on the oppression meter.

Of course his primary reason for doing this was to get more followers, in the hopes that somebody, ANYBODY, would buy one of his books.

Grant kept tagging more people to get more attention to his faux-outrage, but the people he got the attention of were the good folks over at Hearth ‘n Kettle, because they were being attacked on social media, which directly threatens their livelihood.

Turns out there was a perfectly reasonable explanation after all.

Of course Grant could’ve discovered this if he had just called the manager, or asked ANYONE involved in this business why they did that. But it’s easier to post on social media, and attack a small business when you don’t have to do it to someone’s face.

He has discovered this now, and even admits that he might’ve been mistaken. But unlike his outrage posts accusing them of being racist, he has gotten a grand total of zero responses on this one.

Because the mob has no interest in this story if the bartender isn’t racist. These people want racism to be everywhere. 

The bottom line is he did this for two reasons:

  1. Gain relevance and attention/sell his book.
  2. To have an excuse not to tip.

These people are evil man. Small businesses are the heartbeat of the American economy. But Grant Miller views them as a useful tool to destroy in order to build his profile as an online freedom fighter. He knew exactly the reaction he would get, and he never once thought about the negative impacts it would have on the good people who run this business, as they try to make ends meet during the slow winter season in Yarmouth.

43 Comment(s)
    January 3, 2019 at 8:08 am

    His forehead looks like the bow of my boat minus the running lights..

  • Can't Win
    January 3, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Just be glad he didn’t start twerking or throwing tires.

  • The Common Man
    January 3, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Wow. We’re barely into 2019 and we already have a contender for blog of the year! Well done Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae!

    The picture of him reading the book!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    January 2, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    When did H&K start taking EBT cards? Reason 42, 631 I wish the South won the civil war

  • Lola Bunny
    January 2, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    So I’m sure now that he got an explanation he is sending the bartender a huge tip right? Asshole. So glad I’m out of that business- people suck.

  • Eye roll
    January 2, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    Also, not racism just pure statistics from my day to day life, about 70% of black folks either don’t tip at all or will leave a measly 5% tip even after running around busting your ass to make their meal enjoyable. Black folks as well as white folks will want their food and drinks served on a golden platter, with a smile, good jokes, good conversation and then ask for off menu items I then have to search the whole building for to accommodate. But the black costumers will rarely tip appropriately, if at all, afterwards.

    • DJ
      January 3, 2019 at 9:37 am

      Oh my god..eyeroll you are absolutely correct. When we get black or Spanish customers, myself and the other servers take turns cuz we know that the tip will suck if they bother to leave anything. I love busting my ass for people who have never worked and suck off the government tit, who mockingly leave jack shit for a tip. Honestly though, where I work we mostly get white customers…lol

  • Eye roll
    January 2, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    I’m a server, in Yarmouth (not at hearth n’ kettle), this is how I always do it when I’m subbing for a bartender that day. Sometimes I update and end up printing multiple checks, I either throw the old one away or use the back as scrap paper to take other orders. And the other person at the bar who didn’t get their check may have been a regular or even an employee sitting down for a meal. I see racism every now and then on the Cape unfortunately… but this isn’t it Also day time shifts, during the week, in the middle of winter literally no one uses a host/hostess. It was probably the cook or someone who sat you, hell maybe even the Pepsi distributor, I’ve even had my 12 year old seat tables for me while she waits to be picked up. That’s how we roll in the dead of winter on cape cod lol

  • Clitty Litter
    January 2, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Who wears headphones at breakfast?

    Looks like a tard.

  • whatevuh
    January 2, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Is he gay? He sure looks like it. Gay black men are the funniest thing ever.

  • Fuck all saw's and white guilters
    January 2, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Looks to me like the hearth and kettle should be a planned visit in the foreseeable future because they back their employees. It would have been easy for them to respond with sorrow and sympathy for fear of backlash from the woke community. But every person on the face of the earth knows when you sit at a bar, the check is constantly updated pending what you order. Many of G. Millers sympathizers need to be publicly shamed for being so stupid with their white guilt.

    January 2, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Restaurants outright refusing to serve blacks isn’t against the law, and it needs to start becoming more of a thing until these monkeys learn how to behave in public. #WhitesOnly

  • De Jesús
    January 2, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    I’m sitting at a bar as I read this, and my check is laying directly in front of me. I’ve had 1 beer, and just ordered my meal..

    • Michelle (Big Mike) Obama
      January 2, 2019 at 7:06 pm

      fucking racist bar tabs!!!… I’m triggered… where’s my safe space! I’m triggered.. I’m triggered.

    • Fat Glasses wearing purple haired county feminist
      January 3, 2019 at 3:12 am

      OMG! Because you’re Hispanic? We need to make some phone calls and get that person fired! What restaurant is it?

  • Scott
    January 2, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Athena Johnson has herpes simplex #10, true fact. And don’t touch dat weave, you bess b’leedat.

    And since when do blacks ever tip? It’s a running gag in the restaurant industry.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    January 2, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    This is just the reason we don’t like ‘his kind’ in our town . . . .

  • He seems so nice
    January 2, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Think this black brotha has an issue regarding race… or did the black power T-shirts come with his EBT card and the chip on his shoulder.

    Inspire like Obama or a crackhead from Kenya or Indonesia or Hawaii or Chicago
    Don’t pay your taxes like Al Sharpton
    Eat Carpet and cheese fries like Oprah Winfrey
    Suck Dick for drugs like Barry Soetoro the foreign exchange student at Punahou High
    Traffic AK-47’s to Mehican Drug Cartels like Eric Holder and Obama.

  • Evil Stevel
    January 2, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    This is a courtesy for working men who can’t wait around forever for their check, so, of course he wouldn’t understand that.
    PS- as a bartender for many years I learned, “How do you keep a canoe from tipping ? Paint it black !”

  • DQ
    January 2, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Besides the bullshit racism he says he endured, is anyone surprised he didn’t tip? These idiots are the reason why they add the tip automatically to the bill where I live.

  • Merrimack Sponge Tosser with Lettuce Please
    January 2, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Why the fuck should he even have to ask why he got his check as early as he did? The question is, why him and no one else? Look, I get it, people spread the racist shit too mcuh, far to much. And we all know Merrimack Turtle has to peeves, double stuff cocks in her mouth like Aidra Fox in Facialized 4, and racist setups, but to me, look at that fucking bartender!!!!!? That fucking piece of Hyannis white trash pig swine is every bit the White Aryan Nation biker bitch. Of course she was bustin this man big fully loaded Mandingo black balls. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. So, ease up Merrimack, there are fuckwads out there, stop defending every single one of them ——– BITCH! lol.

    • Guy Who Critiques the Comments Section
      January 3, 2019 at 11:04 am


      Um…this was sad and not very good at all.

  • Barry S
    January 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I like his black supremacy t-shirt. He seems like a likable guy. I hope he moves next door

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 2, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    LOL at the shirt. “Inspire like Obama”. Yup, you too can profit from racism.

  • Dick Koch
    January 2, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    The restaurant did nothing out of the ordinary by handing you your check early, get the f—k over it and stop whining like a little b-tch.

  • terry boyd
    January 2, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    typical monrod behaviors

  • Ken Tucky
    January 2, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    I’m always relieved when a waiter leaves the check early if a restaurant is busy. It’s still up to me to decide when to put the payment down – they don’t stand over me until I pay. That would be rude, but he doesn’t say anything like that happened.

    Basically he had a chip on his shoulder and got mad even though nobody knocked it off. Guess when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like racism.

  • New Chi
    January 2, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Since my father? Is Negro, I know first hand he was never going to leave a tip! Also, I’ve been a total dickhead and asshat. I have given all you commentators a bad time. But that ends r
    Today. I’ve been owned. I have been spanked hard… I have learned just how much I suck.

    • Nee Chi
      January 3, 2019 at 10:20 am

      NewChi?!  You fraud.  Glad I’m renting space in your head though.  (Lots o space in there…)

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 2, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Since my father? Is Negro, I know first hand he was never going to leave a tip! Also, I’ve been a total dickhead and asshat. I have given all you commentators a bad time. But that ends r
    Today. I’ve been owned. I have been spanked hard… I have learned just how much I suck.

    • terry boyd
      January 2, 2019 at 12:59 pm

      That Greg Bates aint saying so though

  • Disgruntled Employee
    January 2, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    SOP At most bars, ask anyone who has WORKED at one. Obviously Mr. Woke never has. Dickhead Dujour

  • hank
    January 2, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    The HORROR!! This poor man has been tortured and put through so much. A bill for the food you ordered was put down on the bar near you? Before you were finished eating? My GOD! Might as well be a Klan hood she put down. Hopefully he can find the inner strength like the women he writes about to overcome. Also, having worked in the industry, not leaving a tip or leaving a poor tip is very common among a particular customer demographic.

  • Chip Striker
    January 2, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Not like he was leaving a tip to begin with.

  • Turdchomper
    January 2, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    When you suck and fail at everything in life, the last resort is play the victim/shout racism.
    Mr. Miller, i don’t hate you because of your skin color. I hate you because YOU are a piece of shit.

    • Say Wha.... ?????
      January 2, 2019 at 5:44 pm

      The color of his skin isn’t helping… put it this way I’d cross the street just like Obama’s Grand Mother who was a typical white person, but… my real problem is..

      With those lips that need a Labia-Plasti to drink a Big-Gulp of grape scissor without drooling it like a numbed up novacain face from the Columbian dentist.

  • Mr. Brightside
    January 2, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Give me the check while I’m eating? That sounds like a delight, and I’ll do you one better – here’s my card – ring me up so I can hit the bricks immediately once I’m finished. Done, done, and done.

    • Homer Jay Simpson
      January 3, 2019 at 2:53 am

      I like your style.

  • Edward Kennedy
    January 2, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    When I was a boy, they didn’t allow negroes on the Cape after Labor Day.

    • Neck Brace
      January 2, 2019 at 7:03 pm

      “boy” I see what you did there… ole Teddy you devil always the clever one.

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    January 2, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    I bet he believes OJ is innocent of the murder of Nicole Brown

    A new year and still a lot of morons out there.

    At the bar, they keep an open check, no big deal. Nikka had a right to beef if they delivered the check while he was seated. Border Cafe in Burlington is famous during lunch hour for this. They want to rush you in and out for the next patron. I used to tell the server, your tip goes down 1% for every second that check is on my table while I eat. Or I would say, “please don’t give me my check until I’m finished.”

  • Anthony Grossi
    January 2, 2019 at 11:48 am

    “I’ve eaten at bars for years and don’t recall this.” I’ve eaten a lot of meals at bars too, and this happens to me all the time–and I’m white. Not only that, but they more often than not ask me for my credit card to run a tab and make sure my card is valid. I don’t know if they asked him to run a tab, but you’d think if they were racists they would have–to make sure the black guy didn’t skip out on his check. Plus, he said nothing to the server/bartender by his own admission, except a note on his way out. Tired of these “look at me, I’m a victim” types.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 2, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Its an open check.they add to it as beefed. Order more juice? They add it on etc. etc. Its the way a lot of places do it. I guarantee he didn’t leave that note, he just snapped a pic of it then crumpled it up. Sure looks good though. Sad part is the wait staff gets screwed over this Bullshit.

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