Social Justice Warriors

Fake Hate Crime Of The Day: Cheesehog Bullies Asian Lady At Orange Walmart Because Of Coronavirus



Just because American society is being held hostage by the commie cold doesn’t mean it’s gonna stop the fake hate crime train from rolling right along. Here’s a post from an Athol Facebook group….

Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most. But yea, a “relative” told her about an incident where a cheesehog was picking on an Asian woman at the Orange Walmart simply because the woman was Asian, so it’s just gotta be true. Plus I learned so many new FACKS:

  • The kung flu is NOT a personal attack from China
  • Americans can get it too
  • Asian-Americans do NOT have immunity from the commie cold
  • Asian people did NOT bring it here

Thank you for educating us Samantha.

Personally, I’m against discrimination of Asians. But I think we can all agree that her boyfriend should be treated as a second class citizen. Ginger lives don’t matter.

Anyway, I have no idea who the first person to bring the commie cold to America is, but they definitely came from Asia. Just sayin.

China is a corrupt, oppressive country that silenced the doctor who first attempted to warn the world about how dangerous and contagious it is. They did nothing to prevent the spread, allowed people to fly all over the world, and then blamed the United States for it. This is the same country that cuckholded the NBA five months ago into shitting on democracy in Hong Kong. I will never, ever, ever stop calling it exactly what it is – the Chinese virus. And I’m glad that the President feels the same way.

I really thought the media and SJW politicians were joking when they pretended to be offended every time Trump called the commie cold the “Chinese virus.” I mean, that’s literally where it came from. Plus, ya know, people are dying, losing their jobs, and the economy is collapsing. Seems like only a demented, childish asshole would give a shit what you call the disease that’s doing this.

But this is just how SJWs operate now. Nothing matters more than feelings. Nothing. Even during an international crisis.

Of course posts like the one above manifest this way because “news” outlets like the New York Times and Chicago Tribune publish articles filled with unconfirmed anecdotes about alleged hate crimes occurring as a result of Trump’s terminology.

Here’s an excerpt from the NYT article:

Yuanyuan Zhu was walking to her gym in San Francisco on March 9, thinking the workout could be her last for a while, when she noticed that a man was shouting at her. He was yelling an expletive about China. Then a bus passed, she recalled, and he screamed after it, “Run them over.”

She tried to keep her distance, but when the light changed, she was stuck waiting with him at the crosswalk. She could feel him staring at her. And then, suddenly, she felt it: his saliva hitting her face and her favorite sweater. In shock, Zhu, who is 26 and moved to the United States from China five years ago, hurried the rest of the way to the gym. She found a corner where no one could see her, and she cried quietly.

“That person didn’t look strange or angry or anything, you know?” she said of her tormentor. “He just looked like a normal person.”

Oh fuck off. That never happened. San Francisco is a liberal haven and this kind of shit doesn’t fly there. There’s a large Asian-American population, but there’s also a large homeless population there. If she got spit (which she didn’t( then it’s because some mentally unbalanced asshole who slept in his own feces did crazy people things.

But wait, there’s more anecdotes!

A writer for The New Yorker, Jiayang Fan, said she was taking out her trash last week when a man walking by began cursing at her for being Chinese.

“I’ve never felt like this in my 27 years in this country,” she wrote on Twitter on Tuesday. “I’ve never felt afraid to leave my home to take out the trash because of my face.”

Oh yea, that happens all the time. Sometimes you bring your trash outside and people yell at you for being Chinese. Totes believable.

The NYT must’ve had some data to back this up right?

In interviews over the past week, nearly two dozen Asian Americans across the country said they were afraid — to go grocery shopping, to travel alone on subways or buses, to let their children go outside. Many described being yelled at in public — a sudden spasm of hate that is reminiscent of the kind faced by Muslim Americans and other Arabs and South Asians after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Whoa! They interviewed 24 Asian people who said that they’re afraid to go to the grocery store or let their kids go outside. Irrational fears are DEFINITELY a quantifiable statistic that we should be taking seriously.

But of course the entire purpose of that article was to give the Times a chance to say this:

But unlike 2001, when President George W. Bush urged tolerance of Muslim Americans, this time President Donald Trump is using language that Asian Americans say is inciting racist attacks. Trump and his Republican allies are intent on calling the coronavirus “the Chinese virus,” rejecting the World Health Organization’s guidance against using geographic locations when naming illnesses, since past names have provoked a backlash. Trump told reporters Tuesday that he was calling the virus “Chinese” to combat a disinformation campaign by Beijing officials saying the U.S. military was the source of the outbreak. He dismissed concerns that his language would lead to any harm.

Translation – reporters at the NYT don’t like the fact that Trump won’t listen to them and stop calling it the Chinese virus, so they sought out people who whined about being victims and used it as some sort of evidence that Trump is causing hate crimes.

Jussie Smollett has taught us nothing.

Chinese. Wuhan. Virus.

Chop Fluey.

Kung Flu.

Commie Cold.

The lesson here is simple – say and do everything that SJWs tell you that you can’t, because they are not adults who you have to take seriously.


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34 Comment(s)
  • TrumpdsucksPutin
    March 27, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Reading thru this entire site as well as the comments just gave me so much faith and hope the Trump Virus will kill most Americans. This site is perfect example why most of the world looks down on bottomfeeder American trash.
    The USA has the stupidest and fattest humans on earth. These brickretarded slags worship a “president” who views them as peasants because they are blue collar. But these dumb fucks continue to praise the very bastard who is running thier country and careers into the ground. Corporations can outsource and use cheap chinese labor- selling out the american people- and most of these morons will blame “china” for stealing US jobs lol again- the DEFINITION OF BOTTOMFEEDER: american

  • Judge dread
    March 25, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    If she is so obsessed with Chinese cultures the judge says she should be treated as such.

    Rattan sticks smashed into the bottom of her bare feat. Or a good chaining like that dude got in 1997. It was in Singapore but, as the judge concurs, my international partners say “if he can’t walk he can make a fucking sweater”

  • Ticks are RACEST
    March 25, 2020 at 10:25 am

    Lyme Disease = RACEST

    • Swamp
      March 25, 2020 at 4:17 pm

      Racist against CT Yankees

  • TRUMP2020
    March 25, 2020 at 4:44 am

    Trump needs to start exterminating chinks. NOW.

    • Bob the Builder
      April 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      Inbred fucks like you who are almost always pedophiles are the ones that should be exterminated.

      People who think hate crimes are fake aren’t the brightest tools in the shed and in reality probably don’t have many friends (unless they have similar mindsets like you racist fucks) and constantly get into argument with people. This is like conspiracy-theories for racists. Yeah that Jessie Smollet or whatever-the-fuck his name is did lie to the public and used the race-card but that one case while most of all those other cases did happen (with evidence and witnesses). Racists like you do, do racists things in public and you know that you do (so you shouldn’t be offended if you are called out on it). You people are probably the same type who of people that don’t believe in the Holocaust. Have fun being dicks in life.

  • Gingah Powah
    March 25, 2020 at 3:59 am

    Be careful.
    Ripping on gingers is bad juju.
    We can rip the soul right out of your body.

    On another note, I’ll take “shit that hasn’t been happening all around the country in spite of bullshit FB posts to the contrary” for $1000, Alex.
    I’ve seen a few shared to death posts about asians being allegedly victimized over the wuhan bug.
    More SJW virtue signalling and white knighting for a nonexistent problem.

  • The Boondock Saint
    March 24, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    Don’t forget “sweet n sour sicken”, that’s my personal favorite

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 24, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    It may not be a personal attack by China, but Putin seems to have contained this plague, beyond the fact that no one wants to visit that socialist White Trash hellhole. Makes me wonder if someone left a cage door open along the Sino-Russian border…

  • Liawatha
    March 24, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    I never saw an orange Walmart. I believe the ones I have seen were some type of blue.

  • Fred Peterson
    March 24, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    I’d slam that filthy Chank ass around my neighborhood Chinese restaurant. She loved white dick clearly 😀

  • Brian Williams
    March 24, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Great reporting Samantha!!

  • Faithful turtle rider
    March 24, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Gingers have no soul !

  • pete buttplug
    March 24, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    she is a diseased cunt with an IQ of 73 spic cunt

  • Gookie
    March 24, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    This story is too funny. There has been an uptick of Asians out and about since the china virus was mentioned. You also mean by silencing the wuhan doctor you mean they killed him so let’s call it for what it is. MURDER.
    Another thing, this bitch is lying. Asians have purposely spread the virus. There was those Asian men soliciting hugs with masks on in Italy a few weeks before china couldn’t keep their containment under wraps. There was also lots of videos on youtube just a few weeks ago showing people in china spitting on other people then spitting on door handles and elevator buttons. they are removed from YouTube now obviously but the videos are still out there floating around. Asians are some of the dirtiest fucking people around. if you dont believe me then look in your trash can the morning of trash day. Ripped open bags and cans missing. And no despite they fact that the can collectors are the same age and wear the same cloths it’s not the same husband and wife that drive to every town on trash day that’s literally impossible.

  • Yukon Cornelius
    March 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    Samantha forgot to add that the heavy set woman was wearing a MAGA hat.

  • I like the chubbies
    March 24, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Would. By the way, where has my favorite asian american, shirley leung been lately? I don’t subscribe or buy the globe so i have no idea if she’s still writing racist articles anymore, but this is the type of shit that would make shirley’s hairy, smelly fishy cunt wet and moist. I wonder if she has a secret backup twitter account like our old friend mitt “pierre delecto” romney!

    March 24, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    I am shocked that the Chinese government hasn’t warned their citizens about going to places like Orange.

  • Don Cherry
    March 24, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Its always the chinks.

  • Dragon 88
    March 24, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Mai Tai’s to go….Just dont steal our toilet paper!!

    • Alkie Holic
      March 24, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      I’ll trade 3 rolls for a Suffering Bastard

    • Gan bei
      March 25, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      Mai Tai is US with a Tahitian name, stick to Kaoliang.

    • Gan bei
      March 25, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      Uhhhh sorry, don’t agree. I think Chinese coming and going spread it here along with tourists and business travelers.

  • bristol's crotch fruit
    March 24, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    No offence Unc, but your whole fucking platform is based off of anecdotal evidence. Yeah, sometimes you get something tangible and juicy, but it always starts off with some anecdotal bullshit. You just pick and choose what to investigate.
    I’m sure Asians are being discriminated against, or maybe not, but getting mad at this slam pig for saying she heard someone tell her something about something is not really blogworthy.
    Besides: who advertises for “Sexy Asian Woman Near You?” Don’t bite the hand that feeds you Uncy.

  • Dianna
    March 24, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Two Chinese intelligence assholes were giving all of our Intel to the Chinese government. The Harvard Professor was getting 50k a month for all of our shit. This one chink tried to leave Boston (I believe) with 21 vials of God knows what. I believe that something was up with the flu shots. We need to tighten up our borders. Sanctuary cities gotta go.

  • A nice, panda-face sandwich and a side of toasted kitten paws, please !!
    March 24, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    There have been one or two filmed attacks which you can see on . However, the NYT’s and other MSM outlets refuse to describe the assailants. Hmmm, I wonder why ?? Oh, wait !! Is it because every single documented case is committed by blacks ?
    Every. Single. One.
    And they wonder why………

  • Lkjindub
    March 24, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    She’s going to the gym in her favorite sweater ?

    • finn
      March 24, 2020 at 4:53 pm

      why not? i love to change in the gym locker room. you can’t see anything with the pubic hair and gut I have covering my d.

      get fudge packed like me

  • Sandusky Breath
    March 24, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Is she dating Bruce Vilanch?

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Wuhan Market Bat Soup
    March 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Wheres a Napalm canister when you need it?

  • Stinky the Finger
    March 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    “I don’t know how truthful his recounting of the incident is…”. Yet, you retell it anyway? LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I’M VIRTUOUS!!!! Try passing the time on a treadmill instead of Facebook…you might just drop a few metric tons – and end up being less of a twat.

    • Finger sniffer
      March 24, 2020 at 4:41 pm

      I wanna smell that finger and guess where it has been.

  • Truth
    March 24, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Thank you TB for reminding us that China punished the doctor who tried to come forward and warn everyone of the severity of this virus. I forgot about that and have been posting here downplaying COVID 19. This crow tastes bitter.

  • Captain Trips
    March 24, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    She looks like a slut with down’s syndrome.

    Look at the retarded leprechaun she’s dating!

    Samantha, the Asians took me Lucky Charms!”

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