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Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys It Hook, Line and Sinker Because Common Sense Is No Longer Common.

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Fall River Boner Fluffers Rob The South Coast’s Worst Liar, Lock Him In His Own Bathroom, The Herald News Buys It Hook, Line and Sinker Because Common Sense Is No Longer Common.
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So, Fall River is doing great these days, huh? In addition to its mayor being a fraudulent ghettopuppet supported by a cult-army of Port-a-Geez, this happened the other day:

 

Via The Herald News: 

 

“According to police, officers were dispatched to an Alden Street apartment at approximately 5:30 a.m. on Tuesday in response to an armed robbery.

At the apartment, a 53-year-old man said he met up with two women and a man around 2:30 a.m. and they all agreed to go to the victim’s apartment to drink beer. After a short while, police said the man, later identified as Jonathan Belton, 44, told the victim to have sex with his women and pay him $100 for each one or he was going to stab him. Belton then pulled out a folding knife and extended the blade, causing the victim to run into a bathroom.

Once inside the bathroom, the victim said the women locked him in the room for about 30 minutes until the victim yelled for help until a neighbor arrived.

As the neighbor arrived, Belton and the two women fled the apartment with a laptop, cellphone and prescription medicine.

While police searched for the assailants, the victim contacted officers and informed them the attackers were at 286 Flint St. Responding to that location, officers enter the property and located Belton and a woman. They also located a laptop, cellphone and presciption medicine bottle with the victim’s name on it.

Belton, who police said is homeless, and Kathleen Snitzer, 32, of 7 Division St. #3, were taken into custody on charges of armed robbery and kidnapping.”

 

 

I’d make a quip about how that face would require sex at knifepoint, but in the thriving metropolis of Fall River, Kathy is a solid 6.5. So let’s not fool ourselves here.

Now, granted, I’m not a dude, but let me get this straight. You meet some black dude that looks like this:

 

Who is accompanied by two young ladies, one of whom we know looks like this:

 

And you decide to take all three back to your crack den to, what? Drink beer? And then instead of just skipping the swapping of Hep C fortified junk juices, and go straight to robbing this guy, they decide to try and force him into gland-to-gland combat with two crackhoes? Seems like a stranger business model. There is no way he didn’t know he was picking up two hookers and bringing the pimp along for the transaction. I mean, come on.

Kathy is “independently owned and operated”, i.g; a hooker.

Of course the mainstream media took a look at the story, say “yup, seems legit” and printed the whole story as fact. Because even just cross referencing logic is too much legwork, I guess. I know we’re supposed to just “believe victims” now, but this is a man we’re talking about, so I think I’m allowed to use common sense here? Maybe not? Well, either way, I am. Call me crazy, but it seems pretty obvious to me, that this guy picked up a couple whores, had his 5 minutes of glory, and then didn’t pony up. Or, he did, and they just got greedy. Either way, you’re not convincing me that he just made a few friends and brought them by for some friendly beers that ended up with him as an attempted sexual assault victim locked in his own bathroom while three crackheads rob his house for his precious few valuables. That’s ridiculous.

I can just imagine this guy stammering through a statement to police claiming he 

so totally 

didn’t touch the girls at all. Then thinking about it, and amending it to, “Well they tried to force me into it at knife point, but I knew Jesus was watching over that bare and dirty, stain-covered mattress on my floor, so I refused.” Y’know, just in case the cops weren’t complete idiots and questioned him on why he had two obvious hookers and a pimp in his apartment at 5:30am. If you can read his story and NOT raise an eyebrow, congratulations, you probably qualify for SSDI payments, because you are a moron who probably hasn’t mastered eating soup with a spoon yet. There is no way that I would ever, ever, print that shit and feel good about myself. I’d either omit it or at least add in the editorial bit about it being obviously bullshit. But hey, you do you, Herald News, you’re right on par with the rest of the institutions in your fine, fine city.

14 Comment(s)
  • Tuna
    October 19, 2018 at 8:00 am

    Filtered pictures are misrepresentation of who you are. That should be the first clue, if they are using a filter chances are they look they haven’t bathed in months, have herpe scabs on their lips and pot marks from being high as fk and picking the shit out of their face. If this is what her face looks like, imagine what the area ppl are paying to get into looks and smells like. That chick is scary looking. Filtered pics are a warning lol

  • PhilSimmsSucks
    October 19, 2018 at 4:16 am

    SSDI is what you qualify for with legitimate medical problems and only if you have an actual work history. SSI is what the junkies get – federal welfare paid in conjunction with their state wellie checks.
    Can you research and get the basic shit right?

  • 57 States
    October 18, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    White woman + black man = trouble. Been proven time and time again.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    October 18, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    With all due respect Turtleboy you should just let this dumpster fire of a web site self immolate and go out of existence.

  • Ray Patriarca
    October 18, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    I could drink all those cases of Bud Lite that dude stole…..and I still couldn’t drink either one of them beautiful. Jesus Fuck !
    Are there dudes out there that are actually that desperate ?

    • mikevronsky
      October 19, 2018 at 10:09 pm

      Have you ever been to Fall River?

  • WeAreFucked
    October 18, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Can you just see how beautiful Snitzer probably was at 18?

    Wow. I feel bad for her.

    • King Kong Kock
      October 18, 2018 at 4:57 pm

      Fo Snizzle.

      Nah. Fuck that twat. She’s from Fall River. I wouldn’t let her use my recycled condoms.

  • Dick LaBone
    October 18, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    ” Fuck my girls or I’m going to stab you” Goodbye boner….

  • TJB
    October 18, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Almost as frustrating as trying to post and a pop up keeps covering the page; so you click on the X….and it redirects you anyway.

  • Y
    October 18, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    Faces of Meth DOT com

  • XXX
    October 18, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    Enough of this shit. Seal off Fall River and burn it to the ground. Then do the same to Lawrence.

    • Akihito
      October 18, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Those places are scummy enough but for crime, western MA appears (per Roadsnacks website) to be tops now with 6 of the top 10 violent crime per capita leaders, with Holyoke, North Adams, Springfield, Pittsfield being the top 4. New Beige comes in next at 5, then W Springfield, Brockton, Woostuh, Boston, & Chicopee.
      Fall Reev and Lawrence didn’t even crack the top 10
      s/

  • Judge dread
    October 18, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    Wow that mugshot of that woman is really bad. It looks like she went to the Democratic Republic of Congo and took the rape train and got off at every stop. Fall River is fucked up.

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