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Fall River’s Baby Faced Boner Champ Mayor Is In Jail For Defrauding Investors With Stupid App No One Wanted While Living Pimp Daddy Lifestyle Like He’s Mayor Of A Real City

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WHDH: Fall River Mayor Jaseil Correia has been arrested and charged with defrauding investors and using the funds to pay for a “lavish lifestyle” and a political campaign, according to U.S. Attorney Andrew E. Lelling’s Office. Correia’s arrest, announced on Twitter Thursday morning, will be the focus of a press conference at 11 a.m. at the Moakley Federal Courthouse in Boston.

This is the most Fall River thing I’ve ever seen. At least the democrats finally got that FBI investigation they’ve been yelling about.

The media slobbered over this baby faced boner champ when he was first elected in 2015 because he was the youngest mayor in Fall River’s history at 23. His campaign slogan was,

“Fuck it, you live in Fall River, what do you have to lose?”

Remember, this guy got his job as Mayor because he claimed the previous Mayor took him for a ride and flashed a gun at him in the back of a SUV after baby faced boner champ signed a recall petition. This was never proven, but in typical Fall River “fuck it” fashion the DA who investigated the incident then became mayor after the gangsta mayor was recalled. Then the baby faced boner champ came along, said all the right buzzwords, got people excited about his “youth” and energy, and here we are.

The problem is this stupid app he created that no one wants.

SnoOwl was designed to help businesses engage with consumers while they are out dining or shopping. Because every millenial has a brilliant idea for an app they’re trying to pitch to fill a demand that doesn’t exist. Except the baby faced boner champ mayor was hitting people up for thousands of dollars for this app, which he never repaid:

After investing $5,000 a month that he was told was needed to keep the design of the app going, Cabeceiras said he finally had enough when in July 2015, after Correia had announced his intent to run against former Mayor Sam Sutter, the doctor was assured that the app was almost complete. It wasn’t true, Cabeceiras contends, which he learned from his son, who was working at SnoOwl headquarters, located in a former mill at 104 Anawan St., where Correia also headed the business incubator 1Zero4 Business Academy that’s now defunct.

“They needed another $20,000 to $30,000,” Cabeceiras claimed

While launched, the SnoOwl app was never fully completed and Correia walked away from the company after a failed attempt to sell when elected mayor, Cabeceiras claims. As an investor, Cabeceiras said he never received a convertible debt note from the start-up, meaning his promissory note would turn into equity in the company. Cabeceiras also said as an investor he never had a look at any books recording the company’s finances and questions, if any exist.

Translation – he took the money and spent it all on himself. The app was a joke from the beginning, and his company was bootleg. Real companies that accept money from investors give them quarterly statements and open their books for them. Because they’re part owners of the company now. SnoOwl wasn’t a normal company. It was some idiot 22 year old’s idea of the week that he clearly put no thought into.

This is also the same conman who said he would take a 25% pay cut to fund the police department. Except he only did that for one year, which isn’t really the same thing as a pay cut. Somehow the Mayor of Fall River makes $120,000 a year. That’s INSANE!! They have less than 100,000 people and the city looks like Portuguese Mogadishu. His big sell was that people working in Providence who couldn’t afford the rent would move to Fall River. You know you’re living in a shithole when your claim to fame is, “

Move here where rent is cheap, because no one is willing to pay market rate to live in the place where dreams go to die.”

The investigation of this clown began over a year ago, and he assured voters they had nothing to worry about, which helped him get re-elected. Then it was discovered that he paid $45,000 for lawyers to defend him during this investigation, which came from his campaign funds. Although this isn’t illegal, when people donated money to him they thought he’d use it campaigning, not trying to keep himself out of jail from a personal issue that had nothing to do with being Mayor of Fall River.

Oh, and here’s an idea “Mayor” – if you owe people a bunch cash for an app they invested in which never got off the ground, don’t post pictures from Celtics games sitting a few rows up from the court:

Those are expensive tickets. You owe people money. You’re spending campaign money on lawyers. Whatever you do, don’t broadcast yourself spending money. Oh, and quick dressing up like a mayor from a real city:

Dress like the guy on the left:

That’s a Fall River look right there. He’s going for the Providence look instead. And chances are if you’re the Mayor of Providence you will end up in jail eventually.

The funniest part about this is that he’s also buddy-buddy with Senators Ed Markey, Elizabeth Warren, and Congressman Joe Kennedy.

These people are all corrupt. And if you recall Joe Kennedy gave perhaps the lamest, milquetoast SJW response to Donald Trump’s State of the Union…..from Fall River!! He was in Fall River for 10 minutes and he literally got rabies.

He chose Fall River because it was a city “on the rise.” Because that’s what politicians do – they put lipstick on pigs and call it the prom queen.

In reality Fall River is a dump. It will always be a dump. And you should be weary of a 24 year old mayor with an idea for an app who dresses like a douche donkey.

5 Comment(s)
  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 11, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    In Brotherhood they made the FBI agents stay there. “Sorry Providence is all booked up”

  • The Vorlon
    October 11, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Ever notice that the Mayor bears a very strong resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman? Guess this proves he is not the sharpest spoon in Fall Rivers’s draw.

    The best thing that could happen to city hall is somebody drops a asteroid on it.

  • Chesty
    October 11, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    If Fall River suddenly sheared off from the continent and collapsed into the Atlantic I doubt there’d be more than 100 or so people outside of its city limits who’d care or even notice. Fallujah has more going for it than that city….

  • Y
    October 11, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    Typical D politician…when will MA learn?
    Red Tsunami baby

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 11, 2018 at 3:43 pm

      Unfortunately, that will never happen in Mass.

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