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Fall River Deadbeat Who Shares Facebook Page With His GF Buys Phone, Finds Pics Of His Sister Overdosed On It, Posts Them To FB Leading To Glorious Family Feud

The more this story unfolded the juicier it got.

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‘Twas a couple weeks before Christmas 

Here in Fall Reev

When James Reynolds – the junkie 

Bought a phone from some dude named “Steve.”


Upon plugging it in

Pictures he did find

Of his own sister

“Drugged” out of her mind.


So James had a plan

A trashy take down

He uploaded the photos

and showed the whole town!


What followed was is possibly the most ghetto public family feuds anyone has ever seen. Ever.


James, and his ridden hard and put away wet, girlfriend Jennifer, who share one account because one of they obviously trust each other immensely, started off by saying that they just wanted his junkie sister to get in to rehab. People were screaming at him to take the photo down because it showed his sister passed out on the toilet. Even if she did need help this was not the way to get it for her.

But when JamesJennifer refused, people started digging up every ounce of information they could find on the two of them and it got interesting. Their whole plot blew up in their faces:

 


Turns out James is a woman-abusing junkie, who just so happened to have gotten out of jail last summer. He also was arrested for getting pinched with an unregistered loaded shotgun. But that was before getting arrested for hitting a woman with his car in RI after a domestic dispute. Oh, and they both live at his mom’s house. The same mom who pays for his bike in the picture.

According to the screenshots from family members, his girlfriend Jennifer Berube has had six kids from different fathers. Every last one of them born addicted to heroin. She doesn’t have custody of any of them and she’s pregnant with number seven as we speak. This is what a family feud looks like in Fall River.

That makes twice this week I’ve had a case for mandatory sterilization.  Trash bags who can’t figure out how to use condoms when banging after doing H. The two of them look like the crust stuck to the bottom of a public bathroom trash pail.

JamesJennifer went on to say that his sister, Theresa Frank, allegedly abuses their mother. He especially hates her because she called cops on Jennifer when she was pregnant with her last drug baby. I’m sure the police showing up at Jennifer’s house had nothing to do with the drug raid there or that time she stole someone’s identity and took herself on a shopping spree at Kohls.

This whole thing played out, garnering more than 1,000 comments, over the weekend. These two drugged-out losers spent three days making excuses for their crime, dodging questions about why they were birthing drug baby after drug baby, trying to make themselves sound like something other than ratchet trash, and even posting their mandatory drug test results, to prove their high society standing, because that’s what normal people do.


Testing positive for weed while you’re pregnant ain’t no thang.

What happened next even shocked me.

The sister, whose pictures were just plastered for the entire city to see, responded. She was well-spoken and took the high road.

Theresa said that her ex-husband, who abused her to the point of losing the baby she was carrying last year, was the one who sent her brother the pictures. She said that the pictures of her passed out were from having too much to drink or even just being asleep because she was working full time and going for her masters degree. She’s a teacher in Boston who cleaned her life up and broke away from an abusive relationship.

That’s a picture of Theresa proctoring a test at work. Something her scummy family members know nothing about. It’s hard to understand being a productive member of society is when you work at “lol” and the only thing you’re good at is squeaking out children who need methadone in their bottles.

You know what? We believe Theresa. She has a restraining order on the ex, and for him to post embarrassing pictures that he had taken of her over the years, would be a direct violation and would send him to jail. So, he talked her loser druggy brother, with the hair across his ass because he’s basically walking phlegm, in to doing it for him. The ex-husband and JamesJennifer have revenge-called DCF so many times on this woman that even the social workers are rolling their eyes.

 

They have nothing better to do but trash this lady. But he’s infallible because he has a degree in Internet Law that he specializes in when he not making the Fall River’s Top Ten Most Wanted list… 


Meanwhile, Theresa is still handling the whole thing like a champ as of Monday morning.

Christmas should be interesting this year.

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    December 9, 2016 at 2:43 am

    Something tells me that Richard Dawson wouldn’t be kissing anyone in this family if they went on ‘the Feud’

  • Chuck Finster
    December 6, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    So activity you saw on FB is worth blogging about? Wow you really need a fucking job (which I’ll gladly help you get). “Be careful what you write on the Internet because that shit comes back to haunt you.” They say that because faggots like you do this shit. You tools need to get fucking laid. It needs to be ASAP. But you’re probably so far behind in getting laid because you’d have to hire a prostitute from Fall River and you don’t want an article written about you! I hope you find a girlfriend (or boyfriend) so you get some better self-esteem!

  • Sal Monella
    December 6, 2016 at 5:48 am

    Why is this a relevant story? Never met these people and never will. I don’t use Facebook, never will, because all I ever see here and hear about are people exposing their petty little beefs there.

    What a waste of time reading this.

  • Ray
    December 5, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    Um yeah the electoral college is wrong. These Hillary supporting winners are well equipped to decide who is in charge of the greatest country in the world.

  • Hugh Beaumont
    December 5, 2016 at 3:10 pm

    LOL!! Some people think the most important probem we face today is the so-called “climate change”. Double LOL! Reading stuff like this about these dooshnozzles that reproduce would hopefully make them rethink that.

  • JSWAGS
    December 5, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    FUNNY THIS GIRL JEN HAD DOOR KICKED IN FOR STAELING FROM FRIEND OF MINE NOT TO MENTION BEING ALL JUNKED OUT PREGANT… SOME PEOPLE NEVER LEARN….

  • John L
    December 5, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Wow, Theresa Frank is a strong and beautiful woman! I wish only the best for her and her daughters, and this evil scum of a brother needs serious help combined with a kick in the ass.

  • Father Gabriel
    December 5, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    It’s not a sin, but it does make you a giant shit.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 5, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Not bad, but you should have outsourced the poetry to Margaret Melican.

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