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Fall River Dirty Dick Gladiator Is Back, Posts About “Big Day Tomorrow,” Then Gets Arrested For Offering Bukkake Matinee Special To Undercover Cop

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Who remembers Tieonah Addington?

You might know her as the Fall River Dirty Dick Gladiator, after she defeated a rival ratchet in a series of videotaped fights (just weeks after firing out another DCF trophy from her baby cannon), all over who would be impregnated by a then incarcerated chudstuffer upon his release from jail.

 

 

Her Facebook posts were absolutely spectacular, which is largely why she made it to the Final Four of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018 before losing to eventual champion Didi Delgado.

She claimed that after her baby daddy got out of prison they were going to leave Fall River together and start a new life, presumably under the sea.

Well, it’s been over a year since we’d last heard from her so we assumed she was a CNA somewhere by now.

But as it turns out she had to make her glorious return to Turtleboy, after getting arrested last week in a Fall River prostitution sting:

Approximately 60 minutes later Detective Richard Aguiar notified Detective Parousis that there was a female at the corner of Morgan and Second Streets staring at males as they past. Suspecting prostitution, he drove past her and parked. The female walked over and began a conversation where she agreed to perform a certain sexual act for $30. When Detective Aguiar called for Detective Parousis, the female started yelling she didn’t do anything and ran away. The female was located two buildings away hiding behind a dumpster. The female, identified as Tieonah Addington, 35, of Fall River was placed under arrest on charges of Sexual Conduct for a Fee.

I know, I know. I am as shocked as you are that she’s still in Fall River. And I’m even more shocked that she’s offering her bukkake matinee special for only $30 now!! Talk about a tough economy.

Good thing she ran behind the dumpster though. Who would ever think to look for the dirty dick gladiator near a dumpster?

That chick right there definitely does NOT look like the kind of girl who knows her way around a dumpster.

The DD Gladiator’s Facebook page is hours of fun if you’re bored. It’s just one Ratchetburg Address after another…..

    

My personal favorite was her birthday post….

Newports, scratch tickets, and $100 for Diego’s new blue magic. By the time Santa gets to Fall River every year this is pretty much all that’s ever left in his sack.

And I can’t wait for Uncle Turtleboy to do those in the all caps voice on live. Obviously. Please Tieonah, if you are reading this, call into the show. Because you are a Turtleboy legend and we would be honored to have you. 

According to her bio she’s pregnant:

Whatever. Just throw another one on the pile at this point. The guy in her profile picture is apparently her spawn who she recently reunited with:

Obviously you are destined for success if you emerge out of the DD Gladiator’s stench trench.

Remember Matthew “Dirty Dick” Byrd, who impregnated her, and who she fought a rival skag three times for the right to be impregnated by again? On the very same day she was arrested and had her mugshot put up on the Fall River Reporter, he was also publicly shamed on the Fall River reporter for a completely different crime which she celebrated:

I am truly flabbergasted that this Fall River love story didn’t have a fairy tale ending.

Evidently she had big plans before getting arrested. Just ten days prior she bragged about how she was proud of herself for “leaving to better myself” and that she’d be back to the old Tieonah in no time…..

But when the old version of you is a cracked out methapotamus, you should probably aim to be someone completely different. Just sayin.

Evidently by bettering herself she meant taking her weekly shower

And working on her techniques so that she can climb the corporate ladder in her industry.

Here’s the best part – she posted this two days after her arrest….

Wise words from a woman who spends the night giving strangers Fall River felatio for Walmart prices.

Glad to have you back Tieonah, and we really, really hope you’ll join us on Turtleboy Live!!

23 Comment(s)
  • Smokedogg
    July 27, 2018 at 2:50 am

    I known this girl for years and just getting hipped to wat she’s really about wow

    • Curious
      July 27, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      Did she get weight loss surgery cause she has some big ass bat wings, and from past pictures she appeared to be much larger. Or did she get this way from the drugs?

  • The Mooch.
    July 26, 2018 at 3:31 am

    The Mooch would be lying if he said he didn’t misread that last part of the headline to read “bukakke manatee”. Which, coincidentally, was also our codename for Tiffany Trump.

  • msheadkracker
    How the hell is her name even pronounced?!?
    July 25, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    Wtf was she trying to even say in those posts?!? We need some Hooked on Ratchet translater to figure that shit out. Christ, 8 kids, damn shame she shoots em out like nerf darts and some women pay thousands to try for one. Sick. 

    • 30 dollar make you holla
      July 26, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      Tea-owner. That’s how you say the nasty things name.

  • IHateRatchets
    July 25, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    I really need to stop reading Facebook posts by these morons. I swear my IQ drops quite a bit for every post I read.

  • SEVEN..Fkn 7!
    July 25, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    This woman has seven kids. SEVEN. From Facebook pictures it looks like most visits take place in a DCF visit room. That’s so sad. You can’t even raise the children you have, and are allowed to have more and keep them. Sorry but if your child is taken by the state, you shouldn’t be allowed to just keep having more . And if she was unfit for the others, she probably isn’t fit for any other one either. The pain this rotten bitch is causing these kids is disgusting. She brought them into the world to be raised in the foster care system. And from the looks of all the children their may even be seven different Dads.

    • Oops! EIGHT
      July 25, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      Omg I was wrong.. she actually has 8!! Lmao

  • TJB
    TJB
    July 25, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Unconfirmed reports of someone behind the dumpster yelling at the top of their lungs….Bukakke!

  • Phong
    phong
    July 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    She looks like the predators second cousin Nancy.

  • Wednesday's Child
    July 25, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Some of your jokes are funny but I’ve started to realize that you’re basically the bottom feeder to all the shit for this area. And your app gives my phone AIDS. I think you jump the shark when you spoke about drug dealers being released because of a shady cop and then the next day are all about cops. My grandma always said, get fucked.

    • rider
      July 28, 2018 at 9:01 am

      Your comment gave me AIDS – eat a dick you undercover gutter slug

  • SMH
    SMH
    July 25, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    She was already Turtleboy famous, and that only lifted the initial asking price to $30? I wonder how low negotiations could go!

  • hank
    July 25, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    I bet she has a birthday this month. I’m basing that only on the fact that she looks like Salem Ma and Halloween fucked and shit out a kid. Nightmare City.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 25, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Whoever allegedly educated that thing should be hauled into court like a overtime-abusing state trooper and have their salary confiscated.

    Oh, and she needs to be clipped and snipped before she breeds again.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 25, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Someone actually stuck their dick in this pig? More than once?
    Disgratziate!
    There is some VERY desperate dudes out there.
    Personally, I’d rather jack off with a piece of #30 grit sandpaper.

  • Liberals be like
    July 25, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    Voter registration needs to be part of the booking process 

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    July 25, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    She is 35 in Fall River years thats 60 in non ratchet years

    • John
      July 25, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      Yeah but when she takes those dentures out to complete the transaction ain’t nobody complaining about her age

  • y
    July 25, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 25, 2018 at 2:32 pm

      LOL!!

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 25, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    So the good news is Fall River BJ’s are only 30$. The bad news is you won’t be able to pop a nut looking at her skank face…

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