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Fall River Foreskinderella Goes Full Ghetto Raptor On Neighbors For Trying To Help Her Out After She Crashed Into 2 Cars While Shitfaced


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18 Comment(s)
  • Evelyn201
    August 28, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    Her mother died in 2003 in that Warwick, RI nightclub fire.

  • Bonn Scott
    August 28, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    Nose ring.Tats.Various hair colors. Selfies.Witchiepoo eye liner. Simeon body language. Designer holes in pants.

    What a narcissistic sperm bank…I’d rather screw a bucket of Popeye’s extra hot double grease chicken parts.

  • Kate Peter (drug addeled slut)
    August 27, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    she’s a filthy slut her mother is a 2 dollar whore

    • Wow
      August 27, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      What a rocking Friday night you got going for yourself, huh? What time are the hot chicks coming over ?

      • Nick Kerr
        August 28, 2021 at 8:34 pm

        pot kettle duh

  • Rian!
    August 27, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    I’d penetrate her anus

    August 27, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Sirhan Sirhan got released! I am putting on my lipstick now so I can blow him!

      August 27, 2021 at 9:20 pm

      I wouldn’t even wash my @$$ with a bar of joo soap.

      Joos are the real pand£m!c on humanity.

        August 27, 2021 at 9:27 pm

        You got to be kidding me, he hated RFK for his support of Israel, I was sure you would be delighted.

  • Walter "Desperado" Bird
    August 27, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    I enjoy tying a string onto the nose ring and a loop around the other end. I put it between my legs from behind and then like a yoyo I get a blowjob.

  • Gino Plant
    August 27, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    Whites can be n&$@?rs too it would appear. Who knew?

  • Captain Trips
    Darwin was right
    August 27, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    Another idea is to get some high tensile fishing line, tie it around the balls of her door knocker nose ring, and hang her from the ceiling by it. Give her 24 hours like that. See if she’s still yelling after that.

    These useless drags on society will never amount to anything anyway, except popping out pups that someone else will have to take care of.

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 27, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Note the dyed hair and nose knocker. Bet she is woke too.
    She does not handle her alcohol well at all.
    Ghetto Skank.

    • Captain Trips
      Let's Count the Nose Rings at the next Biden rally
      August 27, 2021 at 4:26 pm

      The door knocker nose ring is a very accurate indicator of a woke person.

      Very accurate.

  • Captain Trips
    Darwin was right
    August 27, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Something needs to be done about these products of the welfare system.

    People need to start getting serious with these idiots.

    Instead of holding her down till the cops arrive, start full-on throat punching her again and again till her eyes roll up in her head and blood starts gushing from her ears.
    Then just leave her there.

    Must have been the impact of the crash. Sad.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 27, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

    The nose ring never lies.


  • What a fag
    August 27, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    The real crime here is the white dude who wears a do doo rag and calls himself loco while clicking his tongue and winking at the camera
    Dude you’re not spanish because you slipped into a can of goya beans and a little packet of sazon fell out after

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 27, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    New Beige, more better then Fall Reve.

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