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Fall River Fupa Bowl Calls Woman A Snitch For Helping Freetown Police Identify Junkies From Her Rehab Clinician Job Who Shoplifted From Dunkin Donuts

 

The Freetown Police were looking for a couple scallywags on Facebook for shoplifting from a Dunkin Donuts.

You know you’re living in a safe town when the police are able to prioritize two guttermuppets stealing shit from a Dunkins three weeks ago.

It’s amazing how bank robber pictures always look like scrambled porn, but Dunkin Donuts is like HD TV. And maybe I’m confused here, but if they had the license plate of the car three weeks ago, couldn’t they just figure it out on their own?

I guess not, because it took New Bedford Live sharing it for the perp’s name to come out.

This is the chick that Missy Fournier claims was the suspect.

I guess it looks like her. I dunno. I would never write a blog about someone shoplifting at a Dunkin Donuts though because it’s just so common, and really not that interesting.

But what I do find interesting is when ratchets start posting responses like this.

Newsflash – naming people on New Bedford Live doesn’t count as snitching. It’s mocking junkies doing stupid things. And no, you aren’t the only one flabbergasted at how fast she was named, but everyone else in your peer group has probably done the same thing every time Diego gets a new package. It’s why the only things that you and Kimmy Joseph have in common are Fall River and rehab.

Two things that go hand in hand.

It’s OK because she’s done it before too.

Except it was 4 AM, and as you can see in the images there was no food being served there at the time.

She just kept going too.

“A snitch’s opinion means zero to me.”

Ya know whose opinion means zero to me? Grown adults with tittoos who still subscribe to “stop snitching”

Awesome values you’re teaching the crotch fruit though. Don’t cooperate with the police, cover for junkies, and call people snitches when they don’t subscribe to your ratchet ideology.

 

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34 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    January 22, 2020 at 10:00 am

    Don’t steal, and don’t leave your needles lying around for others to step on them. These are all reasons why a lot of people have no sympathy for people who do drugs.

    There probably isn’t anything that can be done to cure a heroin addict. Methadone is just a substitute. Prevention is the key here. Do something about more effective pain management, stop writing prescriptions for opioids every time someone has a tooth pulled, and do something to stop the flow of drugs into this country, along with stopping the distribution once they are here. A border wall and the death penalty for drug dealers is a good start, but it will never happen because the liberals object to this. That’s the real reason they are trying to remove Trump.

  • John Blutarsky
    January 22, 2020 at 7:31 am

    Ugh, someone stuck their dick in that fucking beast.

  • Melvin Udall
    January 21, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    Four in the morning sounds a little screwy to you? Well, if you need an excuse There’s a Dunkin Donuts on the corner that’ll be open soon. That way we’re not screwy. Just two people that like warm donuts. And shoplifting.

  • Junkies gonna Junk
    January 21, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Fuck whoever created Narcan. Darwin decided that O.D.ing was a way of nature culling the heard. Junkies are a drag on society we need less of them, not more.

    • God Complex
      January 22, 2020 at 12:22 pm

      WE CAN SAVE THEM!!! (By that I mean we can exploit their illness for monetary gain while ignoring the real issues)

  • Diego
    January 21, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Diego wanted a pound of coffee for a gram of coke… They had to go for it

    • Big Enos Burdett
      January 22, 2020 at 12:33 pm

      I would’ve asked for authentic Canadian Tim Hortons. Bring it back in 6 hours and I’d given them an 8 ball

  • Dr Ed
    January 21, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    I was raped in my rehab stint by a large black nurses aid
    I just wanted to get off the wild turkey and be cured of thebVD

    Pray for me

    • Franklin Sucks
      January 21, 2020 at 8:42 pm

      Thoughts and prayers Dr Ed.

      • Silencio Dogood
        January 22, 2020 at 12:35 am

        and the nurse’s aide!

  • Cheesemo
    January 21, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    You gotta be shitting me somebody knocked up this fat hideous cunt
    No way these shit bags should be allowed to reproduce

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 21, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      Well look at Emperor Hirohito on acid there with his arms around her. Whole lotta ugly in that pic!

  • Holy blob
    January 21, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Can you imagine how much money businesses lost when that thing in the pink was hungry and had to steal to eat….

    Damn…..hey Puerto Rico I think I found another warehouse with your relief supplies

    • I'm that child.
      January 21, 2021 at 12:58 pm

      That thing in the pink is somebody’s mother who has dealt with drug issues since her child was 3. You don’t know her as a person, you know the mistake she made. Everybody has done things they aren’t proud of and I’m sure your shit still stinks. That child hasn’t spoken to her mom in 5 years and has never had a solid relationship with her due to her disease. Maybe instead of kicking people while they’re down, you’ll find out what you can do to keep this “blob” from shoplifting to fulfill her addiction.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    January 21, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Anyone that steals from the Massachusetts treasure known as just “Dunkins” now, deserves a full public shaming.

    There’s a line that you don’t cross. That line is stealing from any Dunkins. I mean, Boston runs on Dunkins.

    • Dippin' Donuts 4 Life
      January 21, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      You mean Boston gets the runs on Dunkins

      • JimmyBooms
        January 22, 2020 at 10:30 am

        Dipping Muffins are Wayyyyyy better than Dunkins. Red Velvet fuck me!

    • Franklin Sucks
      January 21, 2020 at 8:48 pm

      Last time I got coffee there it sucked. It didn’t even have a coffee taste, and the new cups fucking suck.

  • Judge dread
    January 21, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Wtf is up with this stomach ballon creature. Is she a pregger? Does she have a beer gut due to slamming down 30 cans of bud everyday indefinitely? I don’t know if that’s a beer gut or a baby. That’s really fucking sad. If she got a good head start and a ran at her maximum speed, that lard mass land monster could easily crash through a non-structural wall.

    You read about these stories were land monsters like her don’t know they’re preggers until like month 6, well this is a case fucking study.

    One question I’ve always had about these disgusting lard feasting land monsters is how do they wipe their ass?

  • Joe Biden's Twin Hoop Nipple Piercings
    January 21, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    She looks like she’s carrying a dorm fridge in her womb.

    10 / 10 would smell her neck hairs.

  • Break The Cycle
    January 21, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    That’s no example for that guy to be setting for his granddaughter. Shame! Shame!!!

  • nope
    January 21, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    that is one ugly pregnant chick but really her bf also looks like ass.

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 22, 2020 at 12:39 am

      i’m sure that is her husband. after all, she is pregnant.

  • Frank Rizzo
    January 21, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Just think about it for a second, 330,000,000 or so people in the U.S.A.? What’s the ratchet ratio, maybe 50 percent? We’re just barely scratching the surface here, think about what goes on with these defectives all over the country all day, every day. Shaking my head, I’m amazed that our society and country is able to operate at any level at all, mass chaos and Marshall law are on the way, mark my words. Luv, Frankie da rizz

  • Bill Clinton
    January 21, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    Even Stevie Wonder wouldn’t fuck that.

    • Rooney Eats It
      January 22, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      Definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis!!

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 21, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    WAIT… I’m so confused haha Who’s the ratchet or are all 3 ratchets?

  • fupuncel
    January 21, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Any man that would fuck that is too lazy to jack off.

  • Joe Kennedy’s Voter Base
    January 21, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Don’t help the police catch people doing bad things. Spoken like a true Democrat freeloading twat

  • Her Boyfriend
    January 21, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    She isn’t a snitch but that pregnant bitch sure is fugly

  • Douche bag
    January 21, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    She needs punt cunt

  • Her Gynecologist/obstetrician
    January 21, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    The most amazing thing is that someone was able to get a hard dick to bang that ugly broad and keep it hard long enough to impregnate that skank

  • Aspiring Rapper from the mean streets of Weston
    January 21, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Fall River is one of those places that I avoid like the plague. Same with New Bedford.

    • Greenhorn
      January 21, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      New Beige, more better then Fall Rive.

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