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Fall River Ghetto Skanks Come To The Defense Of Their Red-Eyed Pappi Who Was Bagged By The Fuzz With 150 Bags Of Heroin In His Camper

Like Father – Like Ratchet.

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It’s the age-old tale of Papa Murphy. A simple man, his camper, and 150 bags of heroin. He dindu nuffin. It’s a free my boi tale of woe.

FALL RIVER — A Westport man was arrested in a drug bust at his residence, police reported.

Jason Murphy, 45, of 15 Alberto Drive, was the focus of the investigation conducted by the Westport Police Department and Massachusetts State Police, which together executed a search warrant for his camper Friday morning.

Westport police detective Robert Rebello and other officers reported finding more than 150 bags of suspected heroin, with an approximate street value of $1,000, inside the camper, Westport police Detective Jeff Majewski said.

Police arrested Murphy and took him to the Westport Police station to be booked. During the booking process, Majewski said, Murphy told officers that he felt ill. The Westport Fire Department Ambulance was called to transport Murphy to Charlton Memorial Hospital.

While being taken to the hospital, Majewski said Murphy became combative and angry that Narcan had been administered to him. Majewski said Murphy began spitting and flailing his arms, continuing inside the hospital. Murphy was subsequently released from the hospital and returned to the police station. He was charged with possession with intent to distribute class A drug, heroin, subsequent offense

Police said Murphy was held on $9,500 cash bail and arraigned Monday at Fall River District Court. He will return to court at a later date.

I always get pissed off when people give me life-saving drugs when I over did it on the hehron too. I feel you, fam. 💯
What the article couldnt have foreseen was that this man had a slew of hoodrat daughters just waiting to make excuses for him. That these daughters were going to come to his defense the only way a Fall River hootchie ratchie knows how – in the comment section of the local news article. 


What a nice family picture. They seem sweet.


You’re right. Your cracked-out father having street-ready drugs that are causing a large population of residents to drop like flies isn’t any of our business. That’s probably why we were tagged immediately.

No, Alexzandra, he wasn’t even with you when he got arrested – he was in his camper shooting up. What makes you think he wants to spend time with you now that he’s exploited the lax laws in this state?

It’s probably not bright to implicate your dad with the cash flow for drug sales, trashtwit. What can we expect?


Ja’Ney is all too familiar with the what it’s like to be missing your boo because he’s a lowlife. Her man is currently on “free my boi” status too!



I was thinking to myself after I read this next status “FR 💯…”


… and then, just like that, it appeared.


The only thing this is missing is a…


…. Nevermind.



You can jam your hand in your loose coot all you want. We all know you’re trying to tuck in your fuper.

Yes, fight her Cathy. You can probably take a whack at her between selfies and basic reminders that she’s a “bad bitch.”

She looks like she’s taking a mean dump in all her photographs. Is that how you emphasize how hard you are? By resembling to stool you’re trying to squeeze out your ghetto butthole?


I love how Cheyenne is doing her best to not show what bridge troll she is. She’s trying so hard to take the high ground while maintaining that she ain’t fucking around.

Well, at least until she PMs the chick who tagged us. You can tell what she does for work because she went full back alley.


Yeah, fuck us! I guess you don’t know what Turtleboy Famous is. I bet you these slam pigs don’t have the scrote to come and defend themselves in the comments. I get trying to stand up for your dad, if he got bagged for some accident, this is just another case of a loser raising more losers.

Free my boi! 💯💯💯

12 Comment(s)
  • Jeffrey Leary
    August 19, 2020 at 9:48 am

    looks like he just got busted with 10 times more than last time

  • Jeremy Santos
    April 22, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    Yeah, this whole family is trash. But that Cathy Goulart is a fucking cunt too. She has to stick her nose in everyone’s business, and more times than not, has no clue what she is talking about. I know who she is personally and she’s fucking funny as hell to read when she comments. She’s a piece of shit knowitall, BUT in this case, the one and only time, she’s right on the money. Trash is trash and she called it. Fall River is disgusting and 95% of the people there need to drink a bottle of bleach!

  • No love
    April 9, 2017 at 12:57 am

    Omg you guys be nice lmaoooo your killing me i can’t breathe too funny

  • Wabbitt
    April 8, 2017 at 5:37 pm

    150 baggies of dope only has a street value of a grand? That’s less than seven bucks each!

    Shit… who knew it was so cost effective to be a heroin addict. I guess what I heard is true – the Webster pill heads all switched from percs to H because it’s cheaper.

  • Jared Rapaport
    April 7, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    Ill pray things turn out for the better.Troubled times

  • Derek Eagles
    Stud McMuffin
    April 7, 2017 at 11:02 am

    Yea little butthurt doesn’t care about being Turtleboy famous and then immediately changes her privacy settings so no one can comment on any of her posts as soon as the article comes out

  • Cunt Wagon
    April 7, 2017 at 8:17 am

    The whole tribe should OD on Daddys stash. Do the world a favor.

  • Cheyenne murphy
    April 6, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Free mui dad! He din doo nuttin. Yall just a bunch of punk ass bitches. I’ll be on the FB live tomorrow believe that

    • Not a crackhead
      April 6, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      Speak fucking English you retard!

    • Long Arm of the Law
      April 6, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      If he is innocent, the truth will be evaluated by a jury of his peers. Since he has so much money, I’m sure he will be able to afford a great attorney.

      But if he is guilty, he is subject to the Long Arm of the Law. Don’t worry though, we just give people a slap on the wrist. Our punishments aren’t that bad. He even gets a warm bed, education, worship and rec time, and 3 meals free on us taxpayers. So it isn’t really all that bad.

      He’ll be home soon. Pending trial.

  • Thunderskunk jr
    April 6, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    Damn, i never wanba be turtleboy famous…turtleboy changed me to keep the straight and narrow…

    • Wabbitt
      April 8, 2017 at 5:39 pm

      I already told my ratchet family members that I’ll disown them if they ever show up on Turtleboy. Wabbit ain’t fucking around. You’ll never see me writing free my boi on Facebook.

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