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Fall River Guttermuppet Is Trying To Get Her Kids Back From DCF, Asked Rhode Island Yard Sale Page Why Her “Friend” Can’t Get A “5-Star” Attorney That Rich People Can To Sue DCF

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Guess who’s back…….

Guttermuppet. You knew it was only a matter of time. As usual she’s posing way too personal questions in a Rhode Island yard sale Facebook page. This time she’s not looking for strangers to babysit her kids for a weekend while she slurps down some knob…..

Nor is she pawning off her kid’s possessions for crack money…..

Or asking strangers how long she’s allowed to illegally squat in an apartment she never pays rent to live in before the constable shows up….

Or asking people how to unlock the iPhone she found on the ground at Walmart….

Or complaining that someone called DCF on her…..again….

Or getting called out on the Brockton Hub….

No, this is a new one actually. A year and a half ago DCF finally took her kids away from her so they could live in a foster home. After that she whored herself out for a while and bought a used Subaru.

Well, it looks like she wants to get her kids back, but instead of telling a bunch of strangers a sob story, she’s pretending like she’s “asking for a friend” about how to hire the kind of attorney that rich people hire:

Many had no idea who she was, but some knew……

She’s literally asking why rich people can afford to buy more expensive things than poor people. Amazing.

She couldn’t admit that the rich people’s attorney she wanted wasn’t for her, so she kept the charade going that it was for a friend……

There were no shortage of fellow DCF Moms and Dads who could totally relate to the state taking their children from them. It was like a Guttermuppet support network.

“They take people’s kids who have done nothing wrong.”

No they don’t.

“They took of a friend of mine’s 3 kids, and when it came time to go to court they drugged the kids!”

Your friend is a dope fiend Woonsocket hooker, and the kids weren’t drugged out, they were bathed for the first time in months by their new foster parents. That’s why Barb here, whose face oddly resembles a crinkled up peace of aluminum foil, didn’t recognize them.

Guttermuppet was moved to tears by Barb’s stories of “fart”herhood

“Fart”-her-hood is what Guttermuppet does right before unleashing a massive dump on the front of her Subaru.

Instead of taking the advice from people in a new state where she hadn’t burned every bridge yet, Cassie elected to go the cunty route instead.

Being told to read and do research by the Guttermuppet is what rock bottom looks like.

Some people, sensing something didn’t smell right here, pointed out that DCYF doesn’t take kids for no reason. Guttermuppet responded by claiming that DCYF is “nothing special.”

Cassie fucked up when she pointed out her “friend” (her) was homeless, which means they probably should focus on getting a pot to piss in before hiring a DCYF 5 star rich person’s attorney.

Oh, and there’s more to the story, she’s just not telling anyone.

She’s right about that. There is a LOT more to this story that she’s not telling you about her “friend.”

The more she talked the more her story kept unraveling though. First she slipped up and announced that her “friend” has other kids who haven’t been mentioned yet.

When someone thought that was odd she gave them the “nunya bizzness” routine.

Someone else noticed that it was odd that she kept insisting that SHE was working, which is an strange thing to point out since she’s advocating for her “friend” and not herself.

Another dude thought it didn’t smell right that her “friend” had a baby while homeless. She shut that shit down too.

Dan my friend, we have so much to teach you about the Fall River Guttermuppet. Pull up a chair and we’ll start at chapter one. She’s Rhode Island’s problem now……

13 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Zaius
    October 24, 2018 at 5:17 am

    They should have put a zipper on the C-section scar, she could give birth at home.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 23, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    These people — mostly women, but occasionally a man — only want the kids back because the kids come with benefits. Without the kids there’s no apartment, no food, no nothing. That’s why they keep trying and trying to get the kids back. If the parents in question had not screwed up their own lives, the kids might be with them. Now it’s too late…and it’s probably better in the end for the kids.

  • Clitty Litter
    October 23, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    She looks alright in that bikini photo to me.

    Anybody seen my glasses? I just had them a second ago. Fucking things weren’t cheap. Oh, here they are.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 23, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Not enough booze and Viagra on the planet…….

  • TrashBag
    October 23, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    The only thing more trashy than her is your web page… you should do a TB article on the web designer that ripped you guys off.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 23, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    This woman is an example of how families fail their drug experimenting children.

    The first time you find your child doing drugs, you shouldn’t “try to get them help” or “talk to them about it”

    You should, unequivocally, beat them near to death and chain them in the basement. This may seem harsh, and I’m sure some some “professionals” will explain away some kinder approach (that doesn’t work BTW). This method does 2 things. 1. It associates trauma to the drug use 2. It removes any immediate possibility of recidivation.

    As a society, we’re too fucking soft on these assholes.

  • Judge dread
    October 23, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    I just spit puked into my trash can after seeing guttermuppet bikini photo and the barb photo. I started to get the salvia runs in my mouth when I saw gutter muppet, barb made me blow chunks into the bucket of truth. What the fuck is going on down there in New Bedford/ Fall River?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 23, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      Every time I see that bikini pic I lose my appetite for a week. Best diet plan ever. LOL.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 23, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    If this is the best you can do to answer Barstools “daily smoke show” please stop. It’s disgusting…

  • Ray Patriarca
    Bleach for my eyes
    October 23, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Jesus H. Fuck !
    That bikini photo ! Uggghhhh.
    There isn’t enough booze available to drink that thing beautiful……

  • Stunt Penis
    October 23, 2018 at 10:14 am

    I’m saving that bikini picture so I can look at it after every meal so I will puke and lose weight.

    • Y
      October 23, 2018 at 10:29 am

      you don’t like the tiger belly?

    • Hugh Bo-Mont
      October 23, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      She should start her own weight loss business. 20 bucks a month and she’ll send 3 bikini pics a day. 30 bucks a month and you get noodz 3 times a day.

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