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Fall River Guttermuppet RETURNS –  Begs Public For Help Finding Her Pedophile Husband Who Wants Nothing To Do With Her – Gets Trolled By Pretty Much Everyone

The Fall River Guttermuppet is the gift that keeps on giving.

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It took her about a week, after the last public shaming we gave her, before the hunger for attention came back. If you’re new to the tale of Guttermuppet you can catch up here:

Fall River Guttermuppet Starts GoFundMe Because She’s A Single Mom Who Does Nothing But Post On Facebook… And You Can Guess Where This Is Going… 

Fall River GutterMuppet Called The Cops On Turtleboy And Then Recorded A Hilarious Video Diary Telling Us She Hates Us

Then today this appears:

Look who crawled out from under a rock!  Cassandra Bosworth/Brittany Merlino/ Cassie Bosworth/Brittany Bosworth-Merlino, whatever the fuck she’s going by this week, seems to have misplaced her baby-raping husband she left/kicked out/ was abandoned by, who allegedly abused her and started dating a sixteen year-old teen mom. Mind you, she’s got a retraining order on is jizz trumpet.


Just kidding. Laugh all you want because this is one of two things: Josh Bosworth, and his rapey family, are just trying to avoid the wackjob he’s still married to, even though he’s statutory raping someone else, OR, this is just another one of the Guttermuppet’s made up stories. 

Her story has more holes than Swiss cheese. Legally, she’s still married to this deep-fried gym sock, so she would be able to get any information that they have. But that doesn’t work out for the Guttermuppet’s pity train of bipolar idiocy. 

She’s pretty easy to catch in a lie. Just ask Desk Girl who had a tango with her last week: 

Awe. She blocked us.

Can someone please tell how this fucking maniac isn’t in a rubber room yet?

Anyways, the trolling on this thread was downright genius. People spent this rainy day just getting her hopes up and then stomping them in to oblivion. It’s was beautiful. 

This last one was my favorite. A Turtlerider went in for the pity shake and started asking her if she thought the raccoons and possums were noshing on his ear lobes.

😂😂😂 I can’t with you people sometimes. You’re better at this than we are. Keep up the good work, Turtleriders!




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11 Comment(s)
  • TurtleSpringfielf
    April 22, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Turtle Boy, there is no “statutory raping” of anyone going on (come on, dude, your family has a history in education. The term would be “statutorily raping,” not “statutory raping”).

    16 is the age of consent in Massachusetts, and thank God for that. Every chick above the age of 16 residing in the great Commonwealth of Mass who is worth banging is the proud owner of a beat, thoroughly-used, double-fisted bologna sloppy box by the age of 18. You gotta get ’em at the age of 16 if you want some primo box here in Mass. Even at 16 it’s a crapshoot, since at least half of the 16 year-olds have already been having sex for 14 years with their father, brothers, or their uncles from New Hamster or Maine.

    But 16 is legal here. Don’t even try to pretend like you haven’t been full-shafting any 16 year-olds with that turtle cock of yours , Turtle Boy! Hmmm… maybe you have, been but part of the turn-on for you was that you thought you were “statutory raping” them!?! Sorry, bra, I hate to ruin your kink, but all those 16 year-olds you’ve been turtle banging have been legal! Even the black and Hispanic ones!

  • Ball Mom
    February 26, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Check out anything you can from her days Calhoun County IL. Where she was before Fall River. Selling things given to her daughter from churches, turning around and asking people to donate same badly needed items to her….screwing people out of money for babysitting her daughter and saying it was because they were “abusive” had to have popcorn handy whenever I’d look at the local trading page.

  • Maggie James
    February 26, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    When will she stop

  • True
    February 26, 2017 at 9:08 am

    “She’s got more stories than Dr. Seuss.” The best I heard in a long time.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 26, 2017 at 5:26 am

    Good God those crooked yellow teeth. Did she eat a stick of butter before she took that picture or what? I bet she has never seen a dentist. If she ever went in for a cleaning, they’d probably scrape away more tarter than she has actual teeth. I’m surprised those chicklets haven’t rotted out to the point where it looks like she has a mouthful of dice.

    • February 26, 2017 at 9:25 am

      She kind of has a grill like the head vampire in 30 Days of Night, no?

      • Turd Burglestein
        February 26, 2017 at 10:02 am

        Haha man…if a vampire had yellow teeth like that, they need to find a victim who doesn’t have a cholesterol reading of 800.

  • Give me those babies!!!
    February 25, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    You’re teaching all of us how to expertly troll, insult and verbally (and textually) destroy guttermuppets with every blog!! Thank you Sensei SSTG!!
    Nevermind the rapey husband, Brittany/Cassandra Merlino-Bosworth needs to worry about those babies!! DCF wouldn’t give me an update after reporting her stupid ass so the kids are still on my mind!

  • Captain Insano
    February 25, 2017 at 11:06 pm


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