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Fall River Guttermuppet Says She’s Pregnant, Wants You To Finance Her A $500 Car And Is Still Offering To Clean Your House For $12

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Guess who’s back……

Oh for fuck’s sake. It’s the Fall River Guttermuppet. And as you can see, she’s claiming to be pregnant. Because….why wouldn’t she spit out another tax credit? Things are obviously going great for her in the cleaning business…..

“It’s up to you what you can afford.”

Translation – “Just let me in your house. Come on, I promise I won’t steal all your shit and trade it in for meth. Pinky swear!”

She also just so happens to be selling electronics that would normally be found in functioning households….

Oh yea, I’m sure that’s her Kurig.

Oh, and she’s looking to have a $500 car “financed” to her too. No lemons though…..

Oh, and she’s using the “I am a single mother routine” to guilt them into it, even though she no longer has custody of her kids (thank the good lord). Although I’d pay good money to see the jalopy that the Fall River Guttermuppet is hauling ass in right now.

So yea, if you’re a dealer looking to finance a $500 car to a Turtleboy legend with terrible credit, and a bunch of repo’s under her belt, give the Guttermuppet a call. She really is the gift that just won’t stop giving.

20 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    May 21, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    She’s like a bad penny – she just keeps turning up. Too bad she can’t make it back into Ratchet Madness again.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Gendusa's K9
    May 21, 2018 at 10:23 am

    This girl pisses me off to no end. She spits out kid after kid that she will never take care all while my wife and spent thousands at a chance to have a kid. Thankfully it worked and we have a beautiful little one year old girl. However my friend who just spent 60 grand of her own money cause Insurance wouldn’t pay to have just ONE chance. Unfortunately it didn’t work and this poor husband and wife cant afford another chance at it. Yet this disgusting shit bag has kid after kid that she will never take care of and mooch off of us taxpayers. Fuck! I hate this woman. Who ever this “name” person is who keeps sticking up for her Go get fucked lady she might be mentally ill but she has been giving chances a thousand times over and keeps hurting her kids and now is bringing another in the world to abuse.

  • Name
    May 19, 2018 at 6:08 am

    You really are just a bunch of asshole bullies. This woman has mental issues and it’s pretty clear. Whats even more screwed up is how you stalk her. Why can’t you just leave her be? Seriously. It gets you off that much making fun of somebody who clearly has problems.

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 19, 2018 at 7:42 am

      Maybe somebody reading this will help her.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Herr Doktor
      May 19, 2018 at 10:44 am

      You need some new material there jackwagon, I’m not gonna make fun of the Guttermuppet yet. Your lazy ass is handy, you’re pretty concerned about some dirtbag you allegedly don’t know, is this really the Guttermuppet herself or her baby daddy? Either way haven’t you got a house to clean, or God forbid kids to raise (or a job to do)?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 19, 2018 at 10:54 am

      She’s mentally ill but she can pop out the welfare pups for us to all have to pay for.

      That makes her fair game.

      • Lisa
        May 19, 2018 at 4:51 pm

        If you are an able-bodied adult receiving taxpayer provided benefits for you and your multiple illegitimate children, then every taxpayer has a right to judge you. If you don’t want to hear it then go get a job and support yourself and your brats. Oh and for crying out loud, stop having more illegitimate kids you have no intention of supporting or even raising yourself!

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      May 21, 2018 at 11:18 am

      Her “problems” become problems for taxpayers. This meth monster has no business having children but she again fires out a future foster kid. She’s going to buy a lot of meth with that $500 if any idiots are stupid enough to give this pig anything.

  • Kevin lynch
    May 18, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    I cannot believe the names of turtleriders that I know personally from boston. There are gun runners, car thiefs, home invaders, major drug dealers, drug addicts, rapist, thieves, life long welfare recipients, well know dirt balls, people who stole off elderly and the list goes onward.
    These are the worst as they think they are self rightous now. They stole everything. Infact many never bought ANYTHING legal.
    Many groped woman, snitched on others while they ran the coke game. It is unbelievable.
    Now you are turtle riders? You were raised by welfare and food stamps. You sold cocaine for Decades and now you are better than?
    Ten of them beat Irish im.igrants with chains to rob them of their money on dot ave. These people are hipocrites.

  • M
    May 18, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    I’m no mechanic, but how exactly does a “Rear frame shit the bed”?

    Something tells me this isn’t something that gradually worsens. Either the (rear) frame is in tact or not
    in tact

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    May 18, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    The only question is if you set up hidden cameras, would she notice and swipe them too?

    I would recommend disinfecting the house after she leaves, if there is anything left.

  • Thunder Grundle
    May 18, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Someone needs to text that number and inquire as to whether she will also polish knobs.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2018 at 6:23 pm

      Included in the $12 cleaning fee

    • Captain Trips
      Bill Clinton
      May 18, 2018 at 6:28 pm

      She’ll rub and spread Pledge on that knob till it sparkles!

      Just don’t accidentally call her Monica

      She got pissed when I said that

    • crazyarsenuttychopper7
      May 18, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      As a matter of fact, she does sell the muffin and work the gravy for the dollars. Last tango, her momma came out and notified the world, she was rocks off nuts crazy and was selling her ass. It appears our friend here has a history of mental illness.

      • Name
        May 19, 2018 at 6:20 am

        So making fun of someone who has clear mental problems is okay? It’s not. This woman is being bullied by every person who comments on this and by the people who write the stories. And it’s not sad or mean. It’s funny. How many stories really need to be written about her before people see how fkd up it is to be doing this to someone?

        • Bret
          May 19, 2018 at 7:43 am

          Then don’t read then shitclit

          • Captain Trips
            Captain Trips
            May 19, 2018 at 10:53 am

            She’s mentally ill but she can pop out the welfare pups for us to all have to pay for.

            That makes her fair game.

        • Clitty Litter
          May 19, 2018 at 8:10 am

          Why don’t you let her clean your house then? Maybe you need a live in au pair?
          If you weren’t sitting on your hands, we wouldn’t be reading about these unfortunate events.
          I’M ASHAMED OF YOU!!!

          (now send $10 to the Didi D. fund as penance)

          • Donny Sparko
            May 19, 2018 at 7:32 pm

            You yourself have a fucking mental illness if you feel any ounce of sympathy for this child abusing/endangering, drug addict, government leeching, cesspool of cum dumpster.

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