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Alright guys, let’s play a game. I’m going to show you a bunch of photos that were posted in the Grew Up In Fall River group and you try to find the specific item in the squalor.
Bonus points if you find shit I missed! Automatic win if you find a dead animal.
Before we start the game of Hoarder I Spy a quick note about what you’re looking at: This apartment is owned by an 85 year-old landlady in Fall River who had to evict the skankusting tenants.
The landlady’s grandson, Jonathan Cabral, who is obviously bullshit about what was left behind, rightfully put these two sloven cheesehogs on blast. He wanted to warn future landlords in the city about what they were facing if they rented to these two. These are some of the most heinous pictures I’ve ever seen and you should probably look at them with an empty stomach. The worst part, as if this barfulous sight could get any more heinous, was that the 30-something grandma Natalie Ricardo/Raposa, and her 20-something daughter Samantha, had two kids living in this.
Yikes. How many points did you rack up?
Well, once the post went up, Samantha, the daughter, responded to the masses of people typing “call DCF” and claiming they were honking in buckets because the disgust they felt after seeing the pictures.
Samantha deleted her comments (and her Facebook) just about as fast as she put them up, so, we didn’t get those. It seems her general response was that she didn’t live like this, she and her loose mother were set up, and that the landlady had left all of the garbage to make her look bad.
Right. An 85 year-old woman had about four years worth of filth, dogs shit, grime, rotting food, and the endurance to turn a giant fridge around to make them look bad. Nana isn’t Dirt Hulk with special abilities in diaper shit.
The best part? The 85 year-old nana is required by law to store all of this shit and pay for the storage out of her own pocket AND clean after these trolls. Is she supposed to include the blackened bottles of milk and dog shit too?
Jonathan said that his poor grandmother had gone through all of the proper procedures to get the set of hosebeasts out of the apartment. Meaning they were given ample notice to pack,and get even their basic necessities out of the apartment, before coming home and finding themselves locked out. Let’s face it, they didn’t take it seriously because people like this don’t have their priorities anywhere close to straight. They are too busy burrowing through moldy pizza boxes, like the burping rats they are, to read an eviction notice.
Fuck off, Linda. Don’t give me that shit about how it’s a psychological issue. This is laziness. Just because some half-assed TV show tells you to feel bad for these people doesn’t mean you have to buy in to it. That’s the problem with society today. We keep making excuses for people who, rightfully, should be social pariahs. You’re not mentally incapable. You’re a disgusting fupasloth who should fork over some of that state money you’re probably getting for some trash bags. Chances are that’s what these two are using for coats these days anyways. Thankfully Fall River has flashy new purple bags so they can look good while camping out in a Dorito bag tent.
It looks like a bunch of kind citizens offered to help Jonathan’s grandmother clean the place up. I personally think Natalie and Samantha should be forced to do it after a mother/daughter mandatory sterilization.
Make ’em famous, Turtleriders.
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