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So let me get this straight fam. This oxysaurus, whose temperature and blood pressure are perfectly normal, just had “multiple ulcers ruptured,” along with PARASITES and a ton of other life threatening stuff. Because apparently she just came from Mumbai with a bad case of ringworms. She saw a “specialist” who “begged” her to “go get something for her pain,” but all Healthfirst gave her was tylenol. Then she began to scream for doctor in Boston because had she not done so she would have died. Now she will commence with the Internet lawsuit. And we know just the man to call……
Oh yea, this story checks out.
Many people began to point out the image she posted seems to indicate that she’s perfectly fine, and several parts of her story were just downright not believable:
Sixteen months of being untreated for parasites? They should be paying rent at this point! My favorite part is how she ended that post with “making my fibromyalgia up.” Couldn’t have put it better myself.
She kept adding onto the diseases too…..
Oh good, she’s got “lupas” as well. Just throw it on the vicatin pile. She knows her diseases so well that she can’t even spell them correctly. She’s also lost 100 pounds (likely because those parasites are treating her body like the Tin Tin Buffet) and 10 different ulcers have ruptured inside her stomach. This totally does NOT reek of pill seeking behavior.
And as she pointed out, she’s totally NOT a junkbox. She just used to be a few months ago:
So the coast is clear now. People who announce that they’re clean on Facebook for cheap likes almost never relapse. Ever.
Does this look like a woman who would fabricate and/or exaggerate an illness so she could get some oxycotin 80’s?
Nope, I totally trust her.
And if those pictures don’t convince you her totally clean voice and excessive use of dog filters will certainly clear any doubts you have that she’s telling the truth.
As you can see, she’s working her way up to the top of a pyramid scheme. She’s just having trouble getting started.
Oh yea, I wanna sign up for this woman’s facial products.
She seems like she knows her way around a facial.
Just don’t call it a pyramid scheme, because it’s totally not a pyramid scheme:
She’s not just a salesman, she’s also a client.
Actually she’s only a client, because salesmen make actual sales. Clients have garages full of inventory they were told would be easy to sell.
From the looks of her Facebook page this pill seeking behavior and outright anger when she doesn’t get a prescription seems to be a pattern as well…..
She might be on death’s doorstep, but it sure as hell isn’t stopping her from getting tatted up by a Durfee dropout who hasn’t figured out how to draw in a straight line.
Guarantee this chick casually drops “HIPPA laws” casually into conversations like she knows what she’s talking about. They always do.
The bottom line is that people like this make it harder for people who actually need prescription pain meds to get it. Too many people abuse this shit, and then when they can’t afford the pills and get over their fear of needles, they move onto heroin. Just ask Chris Herren. So good for Healthfirst and everyone else who has denied this woman the drugs she so desperately craves.