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Fall River Pig-Tailed Dumpster Clam Captured While Avoiding Police After Robbing Fellow Druggalo At Knifepoint, Gets Released, Shows Up On FB Posts With Fan Club To Defend Her Junkie Honor

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Fall River PD Facebook Page:

“On January 7th, 2018 at approximately 3:50 a.m. Officers of the Fall River Police Departments Uniform Division were dispatched to Irving and Pleasant Streets in regards to an armed robbery. Officer Timothy Magan, along with Sergeants’ Bryan Nadeau and Brett Kimball were then redirected to the intersection of Albion and Downing Streets because the victim had moved from the area.

The female victim (age – 26) told responding officers that she received a text message from a friend asking her to bring cigarettes to the intersection of Irving and Pleasant Streets. The complainant stated she bought cigarettes and when she arrived at the intersection, her friend was already there waiting. The victim stated that when she removed the cigarettes from her pocket, $80.00 became visible for a moment. The victim stated the suspect reached into her pocket and took the money. The victim reached out to retrieve the money, but the suspect brandished a knife.

The victim told Officers that she asked the suspect “you’re really gonna stab me over $80”. The suspect replied, “You’re really gonna get stabbed over $80”. The victim stated she ran from the area and contacted police.

A friend of the victim informed Officers that the victim made arrangements to buy Heroin at 2:00 a.m. at the Irving and Pleasant Street intersection. On arrival at the intersection, the victim told the friend she was robbed by ‘Cassie’.

The suspect is identified as Cassandra McElroy – age 28, a female, approximately 5’3” in height, 130 pounds with blonde hair and hazel eyes. Officers responded to her last known address on Irving Street but were unable to locate McElroy.”     -Fall River Scanner Transmissions (Facebook Page)

“UPDATE: At approximately 8:20 this morning (January 18th, 2018), Cassandra McElroy was arrested by FRPD.” -Fall River Scanner Transmissions (Facebook Page)


Only wholesome things happen on the streets of the The Riv at 3:50am, amiright?!  According to the story, found here, the  FRPD had been searching for Cassandra McElroy since January 7th over claims that she’d pulled a knife while “exchanging cigarettes” (HA! Now that’s a knee-slapper) with a friend on a street corner during the wee hours of the morning.  FRPD were eventually able to find and arrest her…but, for whatever reason, released her back into the wild shortly after.  Once she was released, she wasted no time hopping on the  FB express to proclaim her innocence, and also deem anyone who believes otherwise as, “fucking retarded”.

Lmao!…”I’m not an addict, YOU’RE an addict!”…

She’s all like, “Fuck all y’all, I ain’t did nuffin’, y’all ain’t even know me, only god can judge me, this story ain’t even real doe, I ain’t no addict the person who called the cops is the addict!”…which, I think loosely translates into: *gasp*, “You mean, l’il ol’ me?! Why, I never…such blasphemy”!  Meanwhile, after seeing her mugshot, I rolled my eyes so hard I could see the base of my skull!  I mean, come on…I’m sure all those sores on her face definitely aren’t drug related!

According to her, she is as sweet and innocent as they come, so I’m sure it came as a complete surprise to her to hear what she’d been accused of and that the FRPD had been searching for her.

We are all “retarded” and “idiots” if we believe the report that at some point during the transaction, the “victim” pulled an item out of her pocket (the story says it was cigarettes, but how do we really know that?), which revealed some cash, at which time Cassandra reached in to help herself to the money…a whopping $80.00, which is probably the equivalent to like 1,500 junk-bucks to use with any of your friendly neighborhood participating poison peddlers – just look for the old shitty sneakers thrown over the powerlines!  Score!!!  Anyway, when the person tried to retrieve her money, Cassandra kindly thanked her friend for her unsolicited generosity by brandishing a knife!  For clarification, the victim asked, “you’re really going to stab me over $80.00?”, to which the Second-Coming-Of-The-Virgin-Mary Cassandra replied, “you’re really going to GET stabbed over $80.00?”, causing the victim to flee and contact police.

What?!  Not Cassandra!  No way, no how…never!  She wouldn’t dream of it!  She can’t even right now!  Her morals are so strict that she can’t grasp what this world is coming to:

HA!  It’s so ironic that it hurts…ya know, kinda like being stabbed!

Anyhoo, despite being a useless piece of shit, she apparently has a loyal following of a bunch of random people who clearly lack any sort of reasonable judgement:

This bleeding heart Heidi Helder chick seems to have a bit of a lady boner for Cassie…she kept making the similar jumbled up, misspelled, grammatically sad, incoherent posts, like, “you all don’t no her or her family I no them”.  Oh ok, I see now…you “no” them, so that obviously means she’s a law abiding citizen who doesn’t rob people at knifepoint over $80!  And, no, Heidi, people aren’t perfect, but taking one vitamin in the morning instead of two, dialing the wrong number once in a while, or mixing your whites in with the darks on laundry day, isn’t exactly the same as assault with a deadly weapon.


Obviously Cory Reed and Kristen Malaiva must work in law enforcement cause they’re regular PI’s…they know all the FACKS!  Again, duuuh, Cassandra is innocent and you can’t believe the victims “kuz theyre junkies to”.  It was all just a misunderstanding…ya know, just a drug deal gone bad, nbd.  Well thanks guys, but no shit…we gathered as much…but that doesn’t make it any less illegal or scummy.

I will never be able to wrap my head around the mind-set of the people who support this type of disgusting behavior like, “She’s been through enough!”, and “You aren’t perfect either, no one is! Everyone makes mistakes!”, and “She’s a great girl, you don’t know her!”…umm, what?!?!  When?!?!  Good person?!?!  To who?!?!  “Good people” don’t think it’s okay to swipe cash out of someone else’s pocket, and “good people” definitely don’t feed poison to their “friends”.  All these excuses are way overused, just like the Count Crackula they’re referring to.  I don’t NEED to know this chick personally…I’ve seen all the info I need to make the decision that I’d never knowingly allow a person like her to be a part of my life.  And, sorry to tell ya, but that’s a stigma SHE created herself with her own actions and choices.  Are these supporters seriously so blinded by the bullshit that they truly can’t see the truth, or do they force themselves to believe the bullshit in hopes that it’ll overshadow the truth?  I dunno, but the denial is real with Cassandra’s posse.  Sadly, they’ve probably all been victim to the “symptoms” of her “disease” at one point or another.

If this Cranker Sored Cock-Barnacle needs a little help reminiscing about her past, I will gladly throw on a rubber glove, grab her by the tainted talon, and guide her for a nice slow stroll down memory lane…because, according to the internet, this isn’t the first time she’s been around the block for late-night “cigarette exchanges”.  Back in 2015, she was arrested alongside former boyfriend/much older man/known drug dealer-addict/convicted man-slaughterer, Dustin Reinhold, for possession/intention to distribute Class A Drugs.

2015 – “Members of the Fall River Police Department’s Vice and Intelligence Unit, which investigates local drug cases, reported seizing 186 glassine bags of heroin and $51 in cash. Police arrested Dustin E. Reinhold, 40, of 233 King St., and Cassandra McElroy, 26, of 521 King St., and charged them both with possession to distribute a Class A drug.”     -The Herald News (found here)

And here’s the scoop on the manslaughter charge, found in The Akron Beacon Journal from 1999:

Even her new man, Pat Gelardi, is currently in a half-way house according to Cassie, and has quite a record as well.  Obviously her standards are high and she only keeps the most respectable company.

2017 – “Patrick Gelardi, 29, of Medford, was arrested at 6:56 p.m. for a Boston warrant charge of distribution of a Class C drug.”     -Somerville Patch (found here)

2013 – “Boynton Beach police said Gelardi cut a phone off a wall display at an AT&T store and walked out of the business without paying. Police said he started to run away when a manager followed him. According to the arrest report, Gelardi slipped as he was turning the corner of the building and smashed his face into a concrete support post.”     -ABC25 WPBF News (found here)

But, the light at the end of the tunnel is that Turtle riders know how to call a spade a spade and we love you for it!  The truth may hurt, but not as bad as Hepatitis or AIDS.












Anyway, if you see this Cracktacular Tweakmuffin out methin’ around on the streets, head the other way before she starts getting stabby.

39 Comment(s)
  • The beautiful one
    January 24, 2018 at 8:56 am

    Trash at its finest

  • Smokey Mcpickin
    January 24, 2018 at 7:09 am

    Her Facebook pictures are just another reason I can’t stand FB. She looks nothing like her FB photos. This girl has scaring all over her face probably from smoking crack and picking her skin. Nasty

    • vicxh
      January 24, 2018 at 9:53 am

      Her FB shows how she used to be. The mug shot shows how she is after the “disease”. Could have got a job and had a relatively fun life fooling around on her charms, now reduced to tricks and tracks.

  • Zitty
    January 23, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Wonder how many different penises have been in her mouth?

    • January 23, 2018 at 10:09 pm

      She makes alli b1b look like a prude.

      I should KNOW (wink).

  • Brian
    January 23, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    I hate myself this……. Would

    • Urban dictionary
      January 23, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      To you that ratchet is a RILF. The nuances of the word still haven’t been worked out completely. Seems like it should be further divided into subcategories of straight up would and would but only if you knew that you wouldn’t get caught.

    • vicxh
      January 24, 2018 at 9:54 am

      Make sure you have gallon of bleach, HEP shots up to date and get a course of antiviral after.

  • gfldgadfly
    January 23, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    Mmmmm, hairline herpes. Hawtt.

  • ElJefe72
    January 23, 2018 at 11:44 am

    For the 47%, there’s no understanding of the difference between a mistake and a bad decision.

  • z
    January 23, 2018 at 11:09 am

    All heroin addicts should be shot dead. All of them.

    • Bulldog
      January 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm


      “All heroin addicts should be shot dead. All of them.”

      You wouldn’t be saying that if your child, partner, parent, sibling, another family member, or friend was an addict. I guarantee you know someone that’s an addict, whether you know it or not. Take a minute to think about those out there suffering (both the addict and their family) and those that need help. A huge majority of addicts have mental health issues or were legitimately prescribed pills in the beginning (for heroin/opioid addicts). Not all addicts commit crimes to support their addicts. Many addicts are able to find recovery and become productive citizens. I’m in recovery myself from heroin addiction and now try to do whatever I can to help society because I feel awful for the pain I caused when using.

  • Brian Albrecht
    January 23, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Yo MAMA tortuga you fat slut, tell this whore to come to weymouth and ask for me. I’ll give her the good shit and let her nod out with my dick in her mouth. I am for one both shocked and appalled this lil minx isnt from worcester. hope she has a high tolerance for opiods because shes getting it raw both ways.
    #ya betta believe it

    • Josh Tweeker
      January 23, 2018 at 12:24 pm

      I dont care if she has a record, I would tap that shyt any day of the week. I would lick that taco clean even if she was trained by Walpole MCI. My god, I would felch that back side like a ant on a sugar cube. I would rip into that mouth like a dentist seeing his first toth. I would atack that like Lee at Appomattax, wait, was Lee at Appomattax? Doesnt matter, I would blow five guys just to see what she tasted like. Pelase please please Casandra, call me, I will let you take it all if you give me just one little orgispasm.
      West Shore Turtle Boy

      • KuntaKinta
        January 23, 2018 at 1:41 pm


    • January 23, 2018 at 6:02 pm

      Weymouth is the taint of Massachusetts.

      Next time, I’m having the abortion even if it’s a hundred bucks! Goddamn coat hanger shortage.

  • Mom’s Basement
    January 23, 2018 at 10:41 am

    The victim handled this all wrong. You don’t tattle to the police you go to Cassie’s pimp and tell him. He won’t care that you got robbe. He will however beat the bag out of Cassie for not giving him the $80.

  • yo
    January 23, 2018 at 10:38 am

    i take it back, “Queasy Top” was a great nickname :p

    • Kevi
      January 23, 2018 at 10:45 am

      Oh he’s a top alright!!!

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    January 23, 2018 at 10:32 am

    OCHO(thats 8 in spanish)

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