A reader sent this video in, and it appears to have people divided. I’ll admit, the jury is still out for me, although I am leaning towards “the OP is a huge skeevy loser who probably deserves a swift foot to the sack.” I don’t know….you decide.
So essentially what we have here is a 25-second clip filmed by this douchenozzle:
Who actually took the time out of his life to loiter around some shitbum strip mall parking lot in beautiful Fall River, plant a cigarette loaded with a firecracker in a public ashtray, and presumably wait for the nearest bum to pick it up, light it, and freak the fuck out. Now, to be fair, considering this is Fall River, it probably took all of 15 seconds between placing the cigarette down and picking up his Boost mobile camera phone to get a bite, but still. There are certainly better uses of one’s time.
And if the point was to document a reaction, this fucking coward failed, because as he sat there sniggering and hiding in his shitbox of a car, as soon as the firecracker popped off, he hid the camera in his lap faster than his dad’s smutmags whenever his mom walks in the room to collect his dirtied jizz socks. Total bitch move, failure.
The opinion on the video is pretty sharply divided, although I can see both sides. There are those who find this to be an epic and hilarious troll. I wouldn’t go that far.
It’s really not that funny. Sorry to piss on your pancakes, but if this sort of shit makes your day, you might be in a coma. He didn’t even capture the reaction, just a little surprise on the part of the unsuspecting moron who probably thought he was about to lose an eye.
But at the same time, picking up random cigarettes from public ashtrays is a stupendously terrible idea. Now you can just add “firecrackers” to the list of potential hazards, right next to:
Inhaling Foreign fecal matter
Angry rival bums who were coming right back for that smoke
Angry rival bums who couldn’t get to that smoke fast enough
The abject humiliation as you feel the searing glares of judgement from complete and total strangers
Just to name a few.
Then there were those who felt this stupid fucking prank were indicative of a complete and utter psychopath.
And even questioned the legality of such a stupid stunt.
Which I can also see, and tend to lean towards myself. I don’t think this merits bothering Johnny Law over (they’re busy enough in the welfare hovel that is Fall River as it is), but “Injuring random people” doesn’t exactly make my list of comedy gold – it’s lazy and juvenile and shows a pretty marked lack of empathy. Besides, what in the total void of adult responsibility is this chudstuffer doing setting up nicotine-infused beggarbombs on a Sunday afternoon? I can definitely see some inklings of a sociopath leaking in here, particularly when you compare this to some of his other Facebook postings.
Fucking weirdo. And he shows zero fucks given, and no regrets.
So there’s that.
The father of the kid who got a face full of bootleg Fall River “Jackass” also showed up in the comments, and he’s not too thrilled, guys.
Apparently he’s mentally ill. There’s no real way for me to vet the veracity of these statements right now, but I don’t see it as all that relevant anyway. It’s probably a pretty good practice to just NOT rig cancer sticks with minor explosives past the age of like, 12. You’re supposed to know better by then. Then again, you should also know better than to go sticking shit in your mouth when you don’t know where it’s been. So…maybe it’s a wash? I’m not sure. Leave your thoughts in the comments below.