Fall River Queeferino Plants Firecracker In Cigarette And Leaves It Outside To Bait Random Bum: Who Is The Bigger Asshole Here? You Decide.

A reader sent this video in, and it appears to have people divided. I’ll admit, the jury is still out for me, although I am leaning towards “the OP is a huge skeevy loser who probably deserves a swift foot to the sack.” I don’t know….you decide.




So essentially what we have here is a 25-second clip filmed by this douchenozzle:


Who actually took the time out of his life to loiter around some shitbum strip mall parking lot in beautiful Fall River, plant a cigarette loaded with a firecracker in a public ashtray, and presumably wait for the nearest bum to pick it up, light it, and freak the fuck out. Now, to be fair, considering this is Fall River, it probably took all of 15 seconds between placing the cigarette down and picking up his Boost mobile camera phone to get a bite, but still. There are certainly better uses of one’s time.

And if the point was to document a reaction, this fucking coward failed, because as he sat there sniggering and hiding in his shitbox of a car, as soon as the firecracker popped off, he hid the camera in his lap faster than his dad’s smutmags whenever his mom walks in the room to collect his dirtied jizz socks. Total bitch move, failure.

This is not remotely funny, pussylips.

The opinion on the video is pretty sharply divided, although I can see both sides. There are those who find this to be an epic and hilarious troll. I wouldn’t go that far.

It’s really not that funny. Sorry to piss on your pancakes, but if this sort of shit makes your day, you might be in a coma. He didn’t even capture the reaction, just a little surprise on the part of the unsuspecting moron who probably thought he was about to lose an eye.

But at the same time, picking up random cigarettes from public ashtrays is a stupendously terrible idea. Now you can just add “firecrackers” to the list of potential hazards, right next to:

  • Herpes

  • Mono

  • Inhaling Foreign fecal matter

  • Angry rival bums who were coming right back for that smoke

  • Angry rival bums who couldn’t get to that smoke fast enough

  • The abject humiliation as you feel the searing glares of judgement from complete and total strangers 


Just to name a few.


Then there were those who felt this stupid fucking prank were indicative of a complete and utter psychopath.


And even questioned the legality of such a stupid stunt.

Which I can also see, and tend to lean towards myself. I don’t think this merits bothering Johnny Law over (they’re busy enough in the welfare hovel that is Fall River as it is), but “Injuring random people” doesn’t exactly make my list of comedy gold – it’s lazy and juvenile and shows a pretty marked lack of empathy. Besides, what in the total void of adult responsibility is this chudstuffer doing setting up nicotine-infused beggarbombs on a Sunday afternoon? I can definitely see some inklings of a sociopath leaking in here, particularly when you compare this to some of his other Facebook postings.


Fucking weirdo. And he shows zero fucks given, and no regrets.

So there’s that.

The father of the kid who got a face full of bootleg Fall River “Jackass” also showed up in the comments, and he’s not too thrilled, guys.

Apparently he’s mentally ill. There’s no real way for me to vet the veracity of these statements right now, but I don’t see it as all that relevant anyway. It’s probably a pretty good practice to just NOT rig cancer sticks with minor explosives past the age of like, 12. You’re supposed to know better by then. Then again, you should also know better than to go sticking shit in your mouth when you don’t know where it’s been. So…maybe it’s a wash? I’m not sure. Leave your thoughts in the comments below.



33 Comment(s)
  • Richyrich
    July 7, 2019 at 5:44 am

    Pranking bums, especially in a way that could cause serious injury, is the hallmark of a needledicked loser. What a shitbird

  • WeRFucked
    July 2, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    What a bunch of fuck sticks. Did you read the dads comments? The kid asked for a cigarette. It doesn’t sound like the cigarette was in an ash tray waiting to be taken. Da fuq are the chances of that happening while you record it.

    Smoker was set up. 100% this prankster is an asshole.

  • Abort them both!
    July 2, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Every life is precious tho.

  • CrispyC
    July 2, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Look I think these people bumming cigs and picking up half smoked butts know they are down in the dumps. Easy prey here.

    By far easy decision the bigger asshole is this clown setting this poor guy up. Why?

    1. Legitimately, someone could have been hurt
    2. He did it so he could video tape it and get himself attention. What a sad life.
    3. Find a better use for your time. Eventually you reach an age where time is more valuable than anything. Again what a sad life.

  • kotoko
    July 2, 2019 at 8:27 am

    Too bad he did not spend half that time on dental hygiene. Yellow chompers. Ugh

  • Anonymous
    July 2, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Nothing funny about it, guy could have blown up his mouth or went blind. If u think this is funny u are what’s wrong with society today and need therapy and/or God. This is actually an act of terrorism, he’s got an illegal explosive in the public hoping to have it detonated in an innocent strangers face. And yes I’ve also heard the guy who picked it up is mentally disabled. Heard he was charged hopefully he gets several years in prison for this.

    • Well, No Shit
      July 2, 2019 at 6:57 am

      I agree with you. This is irresponsible and dangerous.

      If this douchebag absolutely HAD to be a dick that day, and wanted to prank someone with a cigarette, lace it with powdered cayenne pepper. The effects are like CS, and non-lethal.

      Fuck this guy.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 2, 2019 at 2:23 am

    And to think the dims want to give this hobo free healthcare. Smoking is terrible for you.

  • We Like
    July 1, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Thank you Mr. Cigarette Pranker.

    Judging by the fb comments Men like it and women are opposed.

    Laughter is the best medicine, if only somebody ran up and threw a pie in his face and tripped him after the cigarette.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    July 1, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    I see no downside either way. Neither of these abortion survivors matter.

    July 1, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Is that a Mets hat? Case closed!!!!!

  • Rodney
    July 1, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Poor camera work, but that is funny as fuck. Next time use a whistler bottle rocket!

    What do you call it when you break the stick off of a bottle rocket, light it and then throw it?

  • F*U
    July 1, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Could have been a shitstain. Or a roofer from Milford. Now that’s funny

  • MILFmanJack
    July 1, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    People need to get the stick out of there ass; this was fucking HILARIOUS, and if you got a problem with it, eat a dick.

  • Linda R
    July 1, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Good article Bristol.
    There is a lot of talk about a possible Ivanka Trump 2024 Presidential bid. Wouldn’t that be awesome if Ivanka became our first female President Bristol?

    • Saul Rosenberg
      July 2, 2019 at 7:19 pm

      I’d vote for he, she has great tits

  • Corinth Arkadin
    July 1, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Wow that is one ugly fucking d00d.

    The fucking teeth on that animal.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 1, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Big Dick Scratcher has a simple explanation.

    1) People hoping to main others for the sake of “enterrainment” are cunts.

    2) From what little I know about Fall River from this site,, if you’re a stupid enough cunt to pick up and light a “free” ciggy then you get all you deserve.

    Ergo, it’s Fall River – everyone involved is a massive cunt who probably needs a week’s holiday at Dignitas.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 2, 2019 at 2:57 am

      Obviously, I meant “maim” 🙂

  • Street rat
    July 1, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Imagine, this guy took time out of his lunch hour to plant a firecracker. Oh wait… All day every day is lunch hour for him.

  • freud
    July 1, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    the guy filming should be off the streets. really. at his age, and he took time to do that…… he’ll be a bigger problem in the future. that’s a sure bet. i don’t think i’d want him around children. bad wiring going on upstairs with him.

    • That Girl Was Me
      July 2, 2019 at 2:29 am

      I only want him around children he’s gonna bring us the next stormy daniels.

  • Gross
    July 1, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Do people really pick up cigs out of ash trays and smoke them?? I did not know this was a thing! Ewww, gross. But if you are so low to pick my snipe out of the trash, I would feel bad if it blew up in your face. Not to mention it was a waste of a perfectly good cig! That shits like 15 a pack now!

  • General George S Patton
    July 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Fuck the staggering fool with 15 felonies who picked up the butt. Too bad it didn’t have an M-90 in it

  • Not Funny
    July 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    The firecracker in the cigarette was not funny.
    What would have been funny is if the guy who placed the butt had full blown Aids and Hep C and he licked the filter first!
    That would have been funnier than a barrel full of monkeys.

    • That Girl Was Me
      July 2, 2019 at 2:26 am

      That’s some borderline pornhub shit.

  • Lily
    July 1, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    No contest. The firecracking packing fudge packer is the complete asshole here. Who cares if the guy picked up a cigarette. Don’t judge. The real waste of oxygen is that fucktard who thought it would be funny. I hope someone sticks a Roman candle up his ass.

  • Linda
    July 1, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    The bum who lit the cigarette should probably be arrested for lighting fireworks. Fireworks are against the law in Mass.

  • z
    July 1, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    youtube the following “picking up cigarettes with firecrackers in them”

    It’s a bit of a thing. Could hurt someone big time and youtube is cool with it.
    Be to right of Pol Pot and you could be deplatformed.

    I’ve been moving over to Bitchute for any of my Youtube subscribes that catch shit from youtube
    and they use Bitchute as a safe harbor just in case.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    July 1, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    “There’s no real way for me to vet the veracity of these statements right now,”

    But you’ll publish them anyway, cuz it might get some clicks. Who cares if it’s true or not.


    • Nadia's Exploding Head and then some
      July 2, 2019 at 1:03 am

      Nadia Yenraek, I’d like to give you the exploding vagina trick. It is awesome. We leave it in between the legs of one of Fall River’s finest ladies of Fifth Street. Nadia will see that tantalizing vaginal hors d’oeuvre and go for his usual peck, tongue taste, lashing, fist, and swallow. During the lashing stage, right when Nadia is getting the rhythm up to hooker heaven speed, BAM, that gilded M-80 just goes right the fark off. Nadia pulls his head up and is covered with monkey lips and pimp juices. Now that is worthy of some clicks. The retard lady fingering another Fall River retard, not so much. Always keep in mind Nadia, quality over quantity. Makes for a happier life you libtard suffragist you.

  • K
    July 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    We can only hope the perp has priors. That makes court more fun.

  • 2tattered
    July 1, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Fkg firecracker planter obviously a very bored sociopath. Good thing he’s stupid too. Probably tortures animals.

    Interesting how folks underestimate a nicotine addiction…..

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