Fall River Sewer Maggot Films Himself Robbing Walmart On Facebook Because He “Got No Bread” And “Needs This Shit For The New Crib”
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People steal from Walmart. It’s a fact of life. However, in most places thieves try to stay as inconspicuous as possible. Not in Fall River though. In that God forsaken cesspool of humanity the ratchimals record their snatch and runs and upload them to the Facebook machine:
Naturally this gutter maggot can’t be bothered to speak English. Speaking English is oppressive, racist, and xenophobic. Yay multiculturalism!!
The poor loss prevention guy. What the hell’s he gonna do? These people have no real authority or power. If you wanna pull a move like this at Walmart, you’re gonna get away with it until the cops catch you. Which begs the question, why even have loss prevention?
At first I figured there had to be more to this story. Maybe it’s some sort of prank meant to go viral. But then I realized that we were dealing wit a Fall River Rat extraordinaire:
So it’s entirely likely that he actually stole all that shit.
D’Angelo Zanotti is quite the catch. His hobbies include posing for hardo pictures
Grundle grapping vaping
“freein the bro”:
By commemorating some of their most priceless bonding moments, which almost always contain a bottle of Henny:
Vacationing at his summer home in……..
Where else but Lawrence? Just jump right on the hoodrat express and you can be trading your food stamps for product in no time!
Things he dislikes include local drug enforcement police officers:
Wearing women’s clamdiggers:
And having full eyebrows
Naturally of course he’s wearing Jordan’s, yet he “Got no bread on me nd I need this shits for the new crib he was too slow to catch me lmao had to boonk this nigga real quick.”
He must’ve aced the MCAS at Durfee.
Oh, and to top if all off, he has children:
Awesome father figure right there. What better way to teach your daughter about the world than to broadcast yourself committing a crime on the world’s largest social media outlet. In Fall River they must call him “the smart one.”
If the Fall River Police are reading this, then please, please, please, post his mugshot on your Facebook page once you arrest him. That would really make our day. In all seriousness though, it’s sickening that we have to live amongst these gutterslugs. Guaranteed this piece of shit has been on government assistance his entire life. He reproduces without a second thought, he has no respect for the police, he thinks so little of shoplifting that he records himself doing it, and worst of all he is in charge of raising an innocent girl who will more than likely end up in the same cycle of ratchetry that her sperm donor and the sperm sponge he fertilized brought her into. Best thing ever for this girl would be to never, ever let her see this shithead ever again.