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Everyone’s favorite soon to be federal prisoner/mayor of Fall River Juicy Jasiel Correia is still proclaiming his innocence, despite being arrested by the feds and charged with over a dozen counts of really serious crimes. Meanwhile he’s out trying to look like he can actually run a city with a population of over 90,000 while trying to fight these serious charges. Here he is at a barbeshop grand opening (that’s a big event in the Riv) cutting what appears to be two plastic diaper liners tied together and held by some chick on the right who is the most Fall River thing these eyes have ever seen.
He’s also posing awkwardly with pageant contestants.
And word is he’s quite depressed now that the Foxy Lady has been temporarily shut down.
He’s now at the center of a recall election, and despite previously claiming that he would not contest the over 4,000 signatures on the recall petition, he ended up doing just that and more on the Facebook machine, perhaps after consuming too much eggnog.
LOL. This guy.
So that’s what the naughty list looks like.
Shockingly no one has contacted him that their name was fraudulently put on this list, which was not what he was trying to find out in the first place. Juicy Jasiel was obviously posting this list, which included the names and birthdays of the people who signed, as a form of intimidation. Went over like a queef in a confessional.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a public document so if you sign it and don’t think it’s gonna be available to the public then you’re a maroon. But Juicy Jasiel is the kind of shady mother fucker who knows exactly how stupid and reckless the vast majority of his Fall River lifer supporters are. He KNEW this was gonna happen.
There it is!! Does this look like the kind of guy who WOULDN’T burn your house down if you signed a recall petition?
Hell no. That guy ain’t never leaving Fall River, and odds are he grows his own grapes in the backyard. As long as Juicy Jasiel remains Port-a-geez he will burn your house to the ground if anyone tries to recall him. Juicy Jasiel knows damn well a significant amount of his supporters have a plethora of Google trophies, some of who are MMA fighting drug dealers.
Juicy Jasiel claims he never posted the birthdays of people who signed, even though their birthdays are right on the list he shared, directly next to their names.
It took this rocket scientist to figure that out.
David Meade once ran for City Council in Fall River, and made perhaps the most Fall River campaign video of all time.
“Hire seven more police officers and add more firefighters to the, to, to the, that we, have 5 per truck.”
“Increasing the high school graduates…..rate.”
“Bring facial responsibility and attract tourism.”
Believe me David, I’ve seen some of these skags from Fall River who should’ve never reproduced. If they had just used facial responsibility and taken the money shot instead of draining the porridge pumper inside the taco warmer, there’d be a lot less kids with deadbeat Moms in Fall River.
Anyway, although it’s completely legal to share a public recall list like this, this is basically what southern state governments did to black people back in the day to keep them from voting. Sure, you COULD register to vote, but it would be a real shame if the sheriff handed over your name and address to the local Ku Klux Klan neighborhood rep. It’s not exactly the same thing, since I don’t envision anyone actually being killed for signing this. But Juicy Jasiel knows that people like this:
Have nothing to lose.
Think of how retarded you have to be just to start with… to get into MMA fighting or boxing where you put your already barely functioning brain in harm’s way on purpose? I mean football or hockey a hit to the head is a possibility and a danger but not the primary purpose of the sport. But here you take your retarded head where you are too stupid to put any value on your brain and health, and let some other knuckldragger throw knees, fists, and elbows at it. If this is how you have “fun” or find a way to give your life value, it’s time to roll down the windows and have a sit in your running car in the garage.
Darwin would have loved MMA and boxing!
Ha, dumb fucking greenhorn.
Probably faded off of the radar since your foray into the illicit pharma trade but you had to run your suck.
Good, hope the cops look real hard at you. I don’t doubt they’ll find something interesting to discuss with you.
It was good Rabbi Hip Hop came to bless the opening of that barber shop
I was there for that amazing fight. It was at The Jukebox in Taunton, which is now Hong Kong City. He won by default in the first round because his opponent forfeit due to loss of a contact lens. They barely touched one another. It was amazing.
FYI I was there for his one and only amateur MMA fight. It was at The Jukebox, what is now Hong Kong City in Taunton. He won by default because his opponent lost a contact lens and forfeit in the first round. They barely touched one another.
MAD magazine called. They want Alfred E. Neuman back.
We got dibs on zika head before you.
Warning to the ladies. If you let this toothy freak go down on you your at risk of a clitoral circumcision…
This is the stereotypical Fall River character you think of when you hear: “Fall River”. The mayor is no more than a wannabe thug. In my day we called him a “Shyster”.. Wonder if he will have that smile when he bends over to pick up the soap?
Isn’t it against the law to threaten to burn someone’s house down? People die in fires. Firefighters die putting them out. Pets die. Homes, businesses, and lives get destroyed. To me, this is a serious crime, but I guess it isn’t in the eyes of the law, especially in this state. Just look at that woman from Leominster who was sentenced to time served after setting fire to her neighbor’s house.
Not in Fall Reev, they’ll get the insurance $ and it beautifies the city
Kind of like the Wicked witch of the west sending the flying monkeys out to do her dirty work.
You mean the Republican controlled Federal Justice Dept?
Yeah, sure, but Democrat AG didn’t go after the Democrat Mayor.
Not that I’d care what party the mayor was.
Did he say facial instead of fiscal?
Sorry for the down vote. Hit the wrong button.
Hit the up vote three times and your vote will change
Guy looks like a roid monster
Jaisel bye bye baby..feds don’t indict unless they have the goods
Love it! Bribes couched as investments in a “start up” buying city no show jobs and the feds actually believe Jasiel is a South Coast Bernie Madoff. Well he isn’t! LOL!