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Fall River’s Finest Tunaflap Gives New Meaning To The Word Shithole

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Just another day in Fall River…..

“Thank you Mr. Mayor for not cleaning up our once great city.”

Wait a minute….when was Fall River great? Did I miss that one? She’s dropping a deuce on a fence because she lives in a shithole.

The best part is the sign:

“Illegally parked and unauthorized vehicles will be towed”

LOL. You wish parking was your biggest problem Fall River.

In fairness, not sure what the mayor or any mayor could do about this. Junkies gonna junk. That’s just science. Honestly, your best hope is to find some SJW mayor from a place who brags about wanting to help people like this. Then put em all on a one way bus to whatever nice town that is and let them clean up the mess. Now they’re Somerville’s problem. That’s how you make Fall River great again.

10 Comment(s)
  • Screw PC
    May 30, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Nice job, Petty. That one belongs on a postcard right under “Greetings From Worcester, Massachusetts”.

    Democrats could fuck up a bowl of cereal. Why the fuck do we allow them to be in charge of anything outside of a hot dog stand? Apparently what happened to Detroit didn’t get the message across worth a shit.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Democrats lie
    May 30, 2018 at 8:37 am

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is just another example of the decay that Democrats have brought us. Everything they touch, turns to the excrement she is dropping. Every major shithole ( city) they manage has come to this. Keep voting that (D)!!
    Of course, in Massachusetts, they will. I’m convinced that most Massachusetts voters are masochists. They enjoy getting fucked over…hence, they keep voting the (D) !

  • Spunky
    May 30, 2018 at 8:28 am

    If that was a male he probably would have to register as a RSO. She should have to suffer the same fate. Crawl back into to the forest, animal!

  • The Professor
    The Professor
    May 30, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Sadly none of these cities is coming back. All major capital flows to the big (mostly) coastal cities where the elites choose to live. The cabal running things decided long ago to use cities like Lawrence, Fall River, Woonsocket, Chicopee etc. as reservations for imported dependents that are easily controlled and used as a political counterweight to the despised productive middle class. It’s over for these places.

  • A. Regan
    May 29, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    I think that’s my first wife!

  • Chanda Lear
    May 29, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Fall River is utterly, utterly hopeless. Jupiter has a better chance of becoming a nicer place to live than Fall River. Jesus Christ could become the Mayor and it still wouldn’t make one bit of difference.

  • TJB
    May 29, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    This is 3rd. World behavior. In that country we are currently in…. I have seen many times individuals needing to go; they just stop, pull up the mandress, pinch one off and continue walking. It’s a shame what’s happened to Fall River, Brockton, Lawrence etc. Whatever they are doing it’s not working.

    • whatevuh
      May 29, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      This is what we get from South America

      • travel
        May 30, 2018 at 6:44 am

        Brockton’s favorite mantra is ‘bring Brockton back’
        Brockton like Fall River, has always been a shihole. 10 years ago, 20,50,100 years ago. Brockton=sh-hole

      • Stunt Penis
        May 30, 2018 at 7:42 am

        Lots of gingers in South America, are there?

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