This is Lyna Hernandez from the Danvers.
She’s got three teenage semen demons and apparently now decided she wants a fourth.
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This time around she doesn’t have a guy around to dump a load of baby gravy in her tampon tunnel. Luckily for her in vitro fertilization is a thing, but there’s just one problem – it costs $15-20K, which she doesn’t have. Fear not though, because she started a GoFundMe.
I have officially seen it all now. Every day I think I’ve finally seen the craziest thing I’ll ever see. Then a $3,500 IVF GoFundMe appears in your inbox and your realize that Turtleboy will never, ever go out of business.
Apparently she got her tubes died over 10 years ago, started a book club for women, and wants to set a good example for them by showing that they too can conceive a child from a random sperm donor by raising money from strangers.
She shared the link in a local Mom’s group, and people understandably thought it was odd for someone with THREE TEENAGE CHILDREN to beg for money to have a fourth conceived in a petri dish. Fallopian Felicia made it clear that if you weren’t sharing it you needed to go ahead and shut the fuck up.
How dare you do anything but shut up and give her your money!
And her vote counts just as much as yours.
Anyway, she’s shared the GFM a million times on Facebook and it doesn’t seem to be moving towards the target goal, which isn’t enough to begin with. So it looks like if she wants to fire another out before her biological clock expires she’s gonna have to do it the old fashioned way. Any volunteers? You could do a lot worse.
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51 Comment(s)
B-T-K BIND-TORTURE-KILL!!! ‘SWHAT “OG” NIGRA’S DESERVE YO!!!
A go fund me to pay for another child ? There are plenty of woman who find a way to get that procedure and you already have 3 kids! My question is why can’t 3 grown men help there kids mother out? It’s obvious they don’t want to put it in you so they should pay!! Bring them to court and tell judge you would like to have all 3 fathers in court on same day for ur convenience.How did you break ur Vagina anyway? simple wear and tear?
Not if she keeps drinking Starbucks!
BOB G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN
I was a victim.
I started a group that looks up to me because they need me.
I already have something, but I want more.
My attempt to manipulate someone into helping me was unsuccessful.
Now I want to manipute all of you.
How dare you question me? Now I have to lash out at you.
Then I’ll gaslight you with my bullshit claim to pray for you, because there’s something wrong with YOU for thinking MY plan stinks
Wait until the real fireworks start as I lose more control of the situation
Take comfort that it’s just another scam. She can’t get a real job or it would eff with her welfare. Yay Taxachusetts!
So breaking Hunter Biden news today:
There are emails of Hunter to sleepy Joe saying how his girlfriend at the time was pissed because he was caught face timing a 14 year old girl, completely naked, jerking off AND smoking crack.
Rudy turned a copy of the hard drive image over to the DE State Police, there are tons of photos of pedo activity reportedly.
Witnesses of some of the video said Hunter is on video in China beating and raping 10 year old girls.
These are the people who want to run our country ladies and gentlemen.
If this worthless cunt can afford Starbucks she can pay for her ‘treatment’ herself.
I’m going to start saving my empty cardboard toilet paper tubes.
Does she have an address I can donate them to her at?
Wanna do my part you see.
time to pay the rent that she hasn’t paid in 8 MONTHS
I just want to cum down her throat.
if you cannot afford 3500 who is going to pay for the childto grow up? Food diapers, medical, sports?! I’m sorry but she is asking for money to assisted to get another 18 years of food stamps. fuck this ugly hairy as cunt…
Free piece of advice: never give hispanics money under any circumstances. It will go to either Aèropòstàl, goya products or 93 honda civic mods.
Somebody dig Joshua Sheehan (one of her contributors) out of the Google Machine. Must be a real soiboi living in mommies basement to kick in a $20 for this slop bucket con carne.
When my kid turns 18 and the welfare dries up and my tubes are tied. What to do, what to do?
A. get a job.
B. Cut back on getting my hair and nails did.
C. make coffee at home instead of Starfucks.
D. Beg Facecrap community for money to have another baby in a bottle.
Ding Ding Ding Ding
What is “D” Alex!
And we have a winner in Ratchet Jeopardy!
Her cunt must smell worse than the Chelsea Produce Market in 90 degree heat.
Fucking nasty ass bitch whore…close your fucking legs and get a fucking job, you’re going to need bail money for those three retarded mushroom head offspring.
Next time she has to take a big shit, she should start a GFM for toilet paper.
Whenever someone refers to something as “my journey” you know they are full of shit.
She’s a bigger slut fuck cunt than I am.
She could probably find some shnook to cum on her feet. And then let the flies do the rest.
Who actually donated to this?!?!
3 burritos by 19. We paid for birth, food, clothing, education and everything else in life for 19 years. Government money must run out soon. So rather than work, let’s mooch money to have another burrito. Let’s start a GFM to buy 3 mopeds.
Whatever happened to that beast who threw a child off the balcony at the Mall of America?
Beast was sent to one of the border concentration camps and exterminated.
First thing came to mind was the checks are ending for either one of, or the last child is turning 18.
DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Nothing but a money grab targeting the woke, trust-funded, virtue-signalling, white bread douche-nozzles she sees protesting on the news every day.
There’s a sucker born every minute.
What a country, eh, Cuntsuelo? What a fucking country.
There was a time when people would have too much self respect to grovel from strangers for dough like this. Sadly, those days are long gone.
Boy I hope Joe 3030330033300 wins so I can bail on this state before it really hits the shitter.
Just what we need, more filthy spics on welfare . . . .
Part of me believes that a lot of people actually realize that they’re been hornswoggled on GoFundMe by a low rent bullshit artist, but the feeling like they’re “doing some good” is like a narcotic which makes them fork over their dough anyway.
It used to be so much easier in the old days, just run the Albany Ham Scam on a couple of pigeons and then count your cheese after you’re around the corner.
Ass me no questions, and I’ll spray ya no lies!
Would, even though I’m fixed, I would, then blame the no conception on her!!!!
Bro you legit have no life and you’re a terrible human being.
Which story were you featured in?
Probably one of the bad ones!
Based on your profile on Facebook, you look like a dog’s asshole that has hemorrhoids
You voted for a racist kid sniffer and you are calling someone else a terrible human being!!!
You are a POS!
this dumb cunt donated 25.00 so the ugly spi8c could get knocked up. ALL THESE PIG FUCKERS LIVE UP ON RAND CIRCLE WITH THE OTHER WELFARE QUEENS. ALL SLUTS AND WORTHLESS WHORES
She had 3 kids by age 19. I dont even care if my tax dollars paid for her to have her tubes tied, 3 kids at age 19 is insane.
5 dimes says there are 3 different fathers.
They’re getting creative now, if they put this much thought into an actual career they might have made something out of their lives.
Of course, us taxpayers paid for her three little tacos to be born, we’ve fed them, paid for their housing, education and clothing among everything else I’m sure, now one of these spics is asking the taxpayers to GET her pregnant???
Time to get our country back folks!!!
Oh i see her angle. Her kids are in their teens so her benefits are going to run out! Better pop out a few more semen demonds to keep those checks rolling.
I think you should be the baby daddy, now step it up!
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
Join us.
Shes a fallopian tubeless cunt!
Senor Tormentor will you be donating to this fund?
IVF is paid for by insurance in the state of Massachusetts. How dare you!
The all time record for spitting out useless eaters belongs to a woman from africa. 44 FORTY FOUR boneheads. This possum like behavior is prevalent in the spic races, as each new addition to the family is a raise in free benefits paid for by massachusetts workers. And… there’s that not having to work but driving a range rover thing.
Well if she has her “tubes tied” (which im starting to doubt) kinda hard to get knocked up the old fashioned way lol. I see no validity in this GFM. Nice try, Lyna.