This is Lyna Hernandez from the Danvers.
She’s got three teenage semen demons and apparently now decided she wants a fourth.
This time around she doesn’t have a guy around to dump a load of baby gravy in her tampon tunnel. Luckily for her in vitro fertilization is a thing, but there’s just one problem – it costs $15-20K, which she doesn’t have. Fear not though, because she started a GoFundMe.
I have officially seen it all now. Every day I think I’ve finally seen the craziest thing I’ll ever see. Then a $3,500 IVF GoFundMe appears in your inbox and your realize that Turtleboy will never, ever go out of business.
Apparently she got her tubes died over 10 years ago, started a book club for women, and wants to set a good example for them by showing that they too can conceive a child from a random sperm donor by raising money from strangers.
She shared the link in a local Mom’s group, and people understandably thought it was odd for someone with THREE TEENAGE CHILDREN to beg for money to have a fourth conceived in a petri dish. Fallopian Felicia made it clear that if you weren’t sharing it you needed to go ahead and shut the fuck up.
How dare you do anything but shut up and give her your money!
And her vote counts just as much as yours.
Anyway, she’s shared the GFM a million times on Facebook and it doesn’t seem to be moving towards the target goal, which isn’t enough to begin with. So it looks like if she wants to fire another out before her biological clock expires she’s gonna have to do it the old fashioned way. Any volunteers? You could do a lot worse.
Welp, that’s about enough Internet for one day. See you on the live show tonight!
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