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Falmouth Protesters Demand Plow Driver Be Arrested For Plowing Snow That Got Them Wet While Standing Right Next To The Road


Protesters in Falmouth are really, really mad at a plow driver for doing his job. Video in link here

A group of demonstrators holding signs and protesting President Donald Trump in the heart of Falmouth say a snowplow disrupted their peaceful protest. A group of protesters were standing on the Falmouth town green Monday afternoon when they said the plow sprayed them with slush and ice from the side of the road twice.

“The plow was not already down when he came down the road,” Zach Uljua said. “He put it down before he got to us.”

Video from the scene showed the second pass the plow made.

“I saw the truck come by and huge splash of mucky water and snow hitting people over here on the side,” Sandra Faiman-Silva said. “People felt that he was being aggressive with his driving.”

“A sane, trained plow driver would have never acted the way he did,” Christine Uljua said.

“It just made me angry that someone in Falmouth chose to do this instead of finding another way to let them know he didn’t like our opinion,” Pat Keoghan said.

Police identified the plow driver as John Pimental, 31, of Mashpee. He will be summonsed to court for disorderly conduct and assault.

Breaking News – protesters upset at plow driver for doing his job. Updates available as they come in. Thank God WCVB was there to cover this hard hitting story.

Hey, I have an idea – let’s protest right by the side of the road when it’s snowing and there’s slush everywhere. That’s like complaining about getting covered in trouser gravy after giving a virgin his first handjob. Next up at 10 – woman blames Trump after getting sunburned while sitting at the beach for 10 hours.

People in Falmouth should be happy that they actually have a DPW that clears the roads. Try living in one of those towns where the DPW’s official policy is YOLO. As you can see the plow driver is simply making the road wider.

I for one commend him because I can’t stand when the plows don’t plow all the way to the edge. Two lane roads become one, traffic congests, you can’t turn right on red. It turns into a nightmare.

And honestly, even if he did do it intentionally, so what? He’s making the road wider which benefits everyone else. If you stand near the road after or during a snowstorm then you’re gonna get plow residue all over you eventually. They could’ve protested in the middle of the green, but they wanted to be closer so people could see their cool signs and get a bunch of woke honks of the horn.

Of course the funniest part is that these people chose to protest while it was snowing and sleeting and then they complained about….GETTING WET!!! Snowflakes covered in snowflakes.

Oh the irony. A bunch of upper middle class white people whining about racism. And comparing Trump to Hitler, slave owners, and ISIS seems like a completely fair and reasonable thing to put on a sign. Definitely gonna take that guy seriously.

Great call bringing the kid out too. I’m sure lots of little boys would rather stand in the snow and protest a President who Grandma and her bridge club told them is the devil instead of sitting at home playing XBox Live.

The twat patrol was out in full force in the comments as well.

He assaulted them with snow while it was snowing. How will they ever survive?


Good point Holly. Plow drivers don’t have to “fling” the snow. Everyone knows that when you plow a road the snow magically disappears the second it touches the blade.

This is all Trump’s fault!

He made that plow driver plow snow. If that’s not a hate crime I don’t know what is. It’s exactly like the girl in Charlottesville who was killed. Never forget!

Sandra Faiman-Silva is one of the woman who was interviewed by WCVB and whined about getting wet from the snow. Here’s what she posted before the protest.

“Snow will not deter us.”

Actually….it sounds like it did deter you. Just sayin.

She also whined about it on Facebook, even though her pictures show protesters intentionally standing as close to the road as possible while being aggressive with the only guy in this story who was actually working and contributing to society.

The only injustice here is that John Pimental, the plow driver, is being summonsed to court for  disorderly conduct and assault because a bunch of whiny white Cape Cod grandmas clutched their pearls and ran to the police because they got went in the snow.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Mashpee MAGA
    February 20, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    The imbeciles protesting on the Town Green have been at it since President Trump was inaugurated. They appear every weekend like herpes sores. They are professional SJW victims. By standing directly next to the road as a plow drove by they CHOSE to be victims. The plow driver should never even be charged with anything other than doing his job….and he will beat these charges in court. I wish I had made it down to Falmouth earlier on that day, as I would have loved to throw some slush their way from the monster mudder tires on my 4×4. But after the plow driver did such an excellent job clearing the streets of slush there probably wouldn’t have been much left to shower the idiots with.

    I hope I meet the plow driver at the local coffee shop someday. I’ll buy him breakfast and extend my thanks for a job well done.

    • MJ Hayden
      February 22, 2019 at 8:36 am

      The plow driver was contracted by the town to plow an area miles away from the protesters, so, no, he was not “doing his job.” Given that, which of the two people charged for assault in the two stories from Falmouth actually put people in danger? The girl who pulled the hat off of a guy at a bar or a plow driver who purposely tried to throw slush, snow and road refuse on multiple people on the side of the road with a snowplow?

  • Randall Guy meet Heywood Jablowme
    February 20, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    I came here for the plow story, but I am staying for the comments and the second act. Keep it coming.

  • Glow Balls Warming
    February 20, 2019 at 8:52 am

    Thanks a lot Trump for all the fucking global warming, if you hadn’t done that it wouldn’t have been snowing you asswipe.

  • You push your agenda, I push the snow
    February 20, 2019 at 4:30 am

    Was the plow driver on the clock for the town?
    Could be a big problem for him if he wasn’t.
    I don’t blame him for wanting to slushbomb those poopdicks but the second go’round wasn’t very bright.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 20, 2019 at 11:03 am

      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…

      • You push, I push
        February 20, 2019 at 11:33 pm

        I agree, Hugh.
        Trying to figure out why this got downvotes?
        Some poopdicks must have had their delicate feelings hurt.
        Slushy, butthurt twats.
        Hope they caught a mouthful of that gutterscuz that got thrown up.

  • warpedhead
    February 20, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Free coffee and donuts for the rest of the winter. He earned it, Great job……

  • Izzy Bankenholz
    February 19, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    That man deserves a raise and a letter of commendation from the Town of Falmouth!

  • Jim
    February 19, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    I’m sure that wasn’t the first that guys was covered in a strangers wet white stuff

  • frank
    February 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    This man is a true American hero, and needs to be treated as such.

  • Bob
    February 19, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    It’s funny because it was Trump protesters getting drenched, but he obviously did it on purpose. There is no snow on the ground and witnesses confirmed that he put the plow down just as he was getting to the protesters. Then he did it again. Thanks for the laughs, but he deserved to get arrested. Turtleboy should have sat this one out, as they are clearly showing a biased against these asshole SJW protesters.

  • erect weewee
    February 19, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    She;s a fag hag
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  • Ed Markey Ice Cream Man
    February 19, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Old cunts on Cape Cod
    Sounds like a hit song

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 19, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Nobody was paying attention to the snowflake protesters, so they had to do something. Does the plow driver have a defense fund? Liberals are just a bunch of crybaby a-holes throwing a temper tantrum. They are actually lucky that I’m not a plow driver down there, ‘cuz I’d get their addresses and bury their cars in snow so deep they couldn’t get the cars out until July 4.

  • Plow Driver For Mayor
    February 19, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    When are these asshole going to realize nobody gives a flying fuck about their protests and signs? Do they really think there are people out there on the fence about Trump, gay rights or climate change that are going to be swayed by their moronic behavior? All it amounts to is a giant ,annoying circle jerk. These assholes add nothing to society. Fucking miserable lemmings.

  • Why aren’t these old folks dead ?
    February 19, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    These are the worst kind of Lefties. They don’t just bother their grandkids, they have to nag, pester and annoy the rest of society too. The “men” are all old homos and the old hags are all bossy, dried up control freaks with the severe old cat lady haircut.
    You’re all in the way of us productive members of society and we wish you’d all just die already.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 19, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    This kind of funny. Surname Pimental, do a little internet Google search of the name.
    Pimental Name Meaning. Portuguese: perhaps a topographic name from pimental ‘pepper planting.
    topographic name from pimental ‘pepper planting’, a derivative of Pimenta. Pimental
    Not saying this is true or not. John Pimental, as my search shows, might be from Spain or Portugal by way of Brockton or Brazil. Might be legal or “undocumented” after all this is Massachusetts.
    Oh the irony if he isn’t legal. Plowing slush on the very people that are demonstrating to keep our borders open so he or others can come in and show a very different means of thanking you for being so woke.
    Urban Dictionary has a couple hot examples of using the word pimental in conversation.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Oh I love it – non-working farts get sprayed by someone doing their job

  • Circular Firing Squad
    February 19, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    I know John Pimental and he is a giant douche canoe, he lived next door until last year and always had Clinton and Warren signs in his yard. I love it when someone gets it from friendly fire.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 19, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    In all those pictures, are there any people “of color?” Do these Wypipo really have a clue, or are they just jumping on the bandwagon that Jussie is driving? Falmouth is dead in the winter, so I am guessing they are bored. Even in the population swell of summer, you would be hard pressed to find people of color doing anything but waiting on people like this.

    • Washashore
      February 19, 2019 at 3:14 pm

      The old folk in Falmouth are social “grenade jumpers”.White folk trying to relive their 60’s/70’s hipness. Not to mention a plethora of septugenarian swingers.

  • Washashore
    February 19, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I live next door to Falmouth (in Mashpee) and I’m tellin ya these people are weird. I mean Vermont barnyard weird. I saw this and Belly Laughed. Feel good satory of the day….

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Falmouth wypipo crying because Who is going to mow their waterfront property. Pussies got what they deserved

  • crazy lou
    February 19, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    i grew up near boston college. there used to be a bus stop right outside campus near the church. when it rained a very large puddle would form right before the bus stop. on a friday or saturday night during the school year that could be anywhere from 10 to 50 students standing at the bus stop. most of them were dressed up for a night in boston. my friends and i waited for nights when we knew there would be a puddle. we would park about a quarter mile back and wait. lots of hot girls and dumb jersey boys would make their way to the bus stop unknowingly. everyone excited about a night in boston. we could see the bus coming before it could get to them. when we saw the bus coming it was time to go. my friend had a little yellow toyota that was pretty quick. id say we were going 30-40 MPH when we hit the puddle. one drive by would soak everyone. i couldn’t have got more of them if i was standing in the middle of the street with a fire hose.

    it was great. they moved the bus stop, eventually.

    • Laughing
      February 19, 2019 at 2:16 pm

      The fact that you mentioned the kind of girls and the guys they were with says everything we need to know about you. It was must have been so sad to watch girls that you knew you could never get, night after night. So you splashed them and then jerked off in your mother’s basement, thinking about the pussy you would never have.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Joke's On You
        February 19, 2019 at 8:34 pm

        Why so butt hurt, snowflake? Sounds like he got a lot closer to BC than you ever did. What’s the matter – did you go to some pretend school like Mt Ida or Lasell and hang out with the ugly chicks that would only get invited to some nerd boy frat at MIT?

    • Single Eagle
      February 20, 2019 at 8:51 am

      But there is no need for a “bus stop” since there is the green line all the way from BC to downtown. Gonna have to call you out, and say this is fake news bro.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 19, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Please, for the love of God, somebody show me the tweets or sound bites where Trump is inciting violence. I gots to see them. “Fake news” must be code for something and I’m not in on it. He does say that a lot. LOL

    • crazy lou
      February 19, 2019 at 3:12 pm

      hah! i was with more BC girls than i could count. they liked the local kids until about halloween.

      sounds like i got you wet?

    • crazy lou
      February 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      have you ever heard of Crystal Bus Co.? they used to be all over brighton? BC used them for shuttles? they used to shuttle BC kids into Boston on weekends? did you ever try to take the greenline from BC to park street? it takes forever, hence the Crystal shuttle buses. you are a single eagle so you probably never went out and met anyone.

      so stfu with your fake news bullshit

  • Becky Blueline
    February 19, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    It was a dick move by the driver in response to a stupid protest. Their protest was dumb, him spraying them was dumb. I disagree with WCVB for making this a news story, and I equally disagree with TBS on praising that douche canoe. Two dumb stories to cancel each other out I guess. Him spraying them for exercising their free speech is the equivalent of people mass reporting TBS’ Facebook page when they don’t like a TBS story. So like I said, two dumb stories to cancel each other out.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 19, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      Most people over the age of 15 or so would step back from the curb when they seeca plow coming.

      • Becky Blueline
        February 19, 2019 at 2:22 pm

        Except for the part where they said the plow wasn’t down until it got to them. The roads were clear, it was visible in the video. But it doesn’t even matter, the whole thing is stupid. They guy was a dick, he deserves it. What was their option, to punch him after? No, they did it the smart way. Even if the charges go no where, they have succeeded in making his life difficult for a little while, just like he did to them by splashing them. Like I said, him doing that was no different than people mass reporting TBS FB pages because they don’t like a person exercising free speech.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Police identified the plow driver as John Pimental, 31, of Mashpee. He will be summonsed to court for disorderly conduct and assault.

    Rut roh…MAGA boy in trouble. LOL.

    • True Reality Speaks
      The Left Needs Its Useful Idiots to Hate
      February 19, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      Yeah – it’s not like he’s a d-list actor staging a fake hate crime trying to stir up racial animosity that will get a slap on the wrist from some constitution-hating limousine liberal pussy dressed in judge garb.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    yeah, guy was obviously being dick.

    Hopefully he pays a steep price.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      February 19, 2019 at 8:15 pm

      He already is – just like the rest of us he has to witness the death of America at the hands of the Left.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 19, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    so now you get in trouble for doing your job? isn’t assachusetts great?

  • Milf Assessor
    February 19, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    I want to buy this plow guy a beer


  • mrme
    February 19, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    If those were Trump supporters you would hear what? Wait for it…..crickets.
    More Fake News.

  • Y
    February 19, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Snowflakes covered in snowflakes, hahaha.
    Good on you, John; can I buy you a beer?

  • Idiots
    February 19, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    He should have hit them with the plow.

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