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Fam Of Saugus Daddy-Daughter Duo Arrested For Assaulting Cop On MBTA Is Calling Cops On Turtleboy For Slander Even Though Tape Confirms They Are 1,000% Guilty

Fam Of Saugus Daddy-Daughter Duo Arrested For Assaulting Cop On MBTA Is Calling Cops On Turtleboy For Slander Even Though Tape Confirms They Are 1,000% Guilty

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Earlier today we published this blog about a Saugus Daddy-daughter night out that ended up with them getting kicked off the orange line for assaulting passengers, and then proceeding to assault an off-duty MBTA cop who was taping them, while yelling racial slurs at him.

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Thug life!!

Well, as it turns out there is video of the first encounter that got them kicked off the orange line in the first place. And it basically confirms that these two trashbags were actually must worse than the media described them. They failed to mention the fact that this cheesehog took a big ol’ chomp on some poor guy’s arm who was trying to tear this wild animal off another passenger:

There she is biting him:

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There’s Dad hitting the poor guy who had the misfortune of having his bike with him on a crowded train with these savages:

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And here she is after the scene has deescalated, coming back for more and punching the poor guy in the face as he refuses to hit back:

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After Dad corrals his prized bovine off the man, he comes back and gets another hit in:

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Of course it all started when this pig in a blanket tripped over the guy’s tire, because when you’re 15 Natty Light’s deep, sometimes you walk into tires. Naturally she started kicking the guy

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The guy tries backing away from her, but then this Pom-Pom zombie came back onto the train like she was invading Normandy, and gave the guy a couple more licks before he finally hit back and tossed them both off the train.

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And naturally the entire thing is just one huge bleepfest, because she’s yelling the n word at a bunch of white people. Madison Muse is just classy like that.

Anyway, it was only a matter of time until we heard from the fam about an Internet lawsuit:

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I’m sure the MBTA Police are going to take her complaint of slander (spoken untruths that maliciously damages a person’s reputation) seriously. VERY seriously!!

Here’s what sis says happened:

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Yea, except the tape clearly shows that this is not what happened. Oh, and that “creepy guy” filming her is a cop. But just “like anyone else” this north shore gravy dumpster “went after him.” Oh wait, that’s actually nothing “like anyone else” would do. Normal people would just keep going on with their day. Only the caboose in the guttermuppet parade would find it necessary to then assault the man filming this public display of debauchery.

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Sure thing toots!!! Obviously you come from a reputable family, so we’re gonna believe you. I’m sure a jury will too. Sure the video evidence proves that it happened exactly how it was reported, your Dad is the town drunk who’s been arrested for a bunch of DUI’s, and you’re going up against the word of a cop. But, what jury in America isn’t gonna believe a face like this?

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Case closed. If you guys need Turtleboy, we’re probably gonna take a few days off because we’re all gonna be in prison for Internet slander!! Hope I don’t have to share a cell with David and Madison!!




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17 Comment(s)
  • MG
    March 11, 2017 at 10:04 am

    I love how these parasites are posting their actions everywhere then surfing the DNA out of Turtleboys. I also love that these “gravy dumpsters” (love it) can’t spell complete words. I’ve spent more time on urban dictionary trying to figure out…. maybe it’s time to start wishing these scum bags what they deserve. By the way how long will you be in jail LOL and where? I’ll send a care package.

  • Peter Griffin
    March 8, 2017 at 11:19 am

    Shut up Meg.

  • Strata
    March 8, 2017 at 10:56 am

    Meg you look like an idiot in your response …… i would be embarrassed to be related to your family. Pathetic

  • The Truth
    March 8, 2017 at 5:13 am

    It’s nice that even at the age of 22 that father and daughter can share in bonding activities.

  • Violent inbreds
    March 7, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    A bottom feeder going to the cops for slander ? That says it all.

  • Twat tickler
    March 7, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    When are these chuckle heads going to realize A) slander is a civil issue that doesn’t have police involvement, and B) slander is spoken, libel is written? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…

  • WooHooooooo
    March 7, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    You dummies now that “slander” is not a criminal offense and that the police have ZERO to do with it, right?

    Oh, yeah. Dummies.

  • Archie
    March 7, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    I would LOVE to get into a fight sober, with a helmet on !!! Especially against two fucking drunks. As they drunkenly telegraph their haymakers, all you need to do is bow your head a bit so their fist crashes into the crown of the HD Carbon Fiber— Instant hairline fracture of a metacarpal bone or two. The, you just giggle and repeat…and maybe mix in a quick left jab or 1-2 of your own.

  • X
    March 7, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    She’s a fan of Nirvana, yuck!

    • Talisman
      March 7, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      It goes with the flannel shirt, Doc Martens and taint of BO

  • Meg Muse
    March 7, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    I am obviously a big fat liar!!! Yup, Daddy is a complete degenerate and my tittoo, I mean sister, is a cum dumpster. Everything I said, so eloquently, is a scam! I am Daddy’s little girl. I heart you, Daddy…

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 7, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    God, these people are STUPID!

  • TheRealZephyrCat
    March 7, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    I give the guy props for not punching her in the face. Fairly certain I wouldn’t have exercised the same restraint. Her father looks a like like Bruce Springsteen on a bender.

    • TheRealZephyrCat
      March 7, 2017 at 5:43 pm

      Grrr! He looks a lot like Bruce on a bender, not like like.

      • ZephyrCat
        March 7, 2017 at 5:51 pm

        I’d like to lick the smeg off of meg.

      • TheRealZephyrCat
        March 7, 2017 at 6:10 pm

        Nice story she made up. Shame when there’s video to disprove that story. Unless Turtleboy took a red eye flight out to George Lucas’s Industrial Light & Magic in California, forged a video, then posted it. All in order to slander Miss Piggy and her father, Animal. Probable. She might have a case.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 7, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    Firsties dog licker!

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