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Family Friendly Cindy’s Ice Cream In Granby Will Never Be The Same After Letting Rapper Troy Ave Shoot A Bootylicious Video There While Awaiting Attempted Murder Charges

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Cindy’s Ice Cream in Granby is a 50’s style ice cream and food joint that plays doo-wop, is known for its hot dogs and vast array of ice cream, and represents good clean American fun.

But they did have one review on their page this week that seemed out of place.

A recent video filmed there? Unmentionable things happening on the counter? There had to be a backstory to this, and boy was there ever.

These are rapper buddies TI and Troy Ave.

They’re BFFLs.

Two years ago at a TI concert in New York Troy Ave may or may not have shot 4 or 5 people at a VIP only section, leaving his bodyguard dead, and him facing attempted murder charges.

Then of course in a totally original rapper rite of passage, Troy Ave got shot in a car 7 months later.

Well, Troy Ave is all better now and although he’s still facing charges that’s not stopping him from making more rap videos. And obviously a New York rapper’s first inclination when trying to find a place to film some bootylicious beats is Granby, Massachusetts, where Troy Ave allegedly paid Cindy’s Ice Cream $5,000 to shoot his new smash hit “Ice Cream” there.

“Can’t do business with no suit.”

“Cookedy-dough”

“My jury costs a list a hundred benz”

“I’m facing 20 years in jail.”

Only in rap music can an artist glamorize rotting in a cell for 20 years while eating mint chocolate chip and drinking Hennessy milkshakes. I can’t lie, I’m not really a hip hop chick, but I kind of love that song and I hope Uncle Turtleboy uses it as the intro song to live Sunday night. That gentleman certainly likes his sprinkles.

Almost as much as he likes soft serve and big booty ho’s, which totally isn’t a cliche.

Looks like they’re gonna have to add a couple new flavors for next spring – Caboose Tracks and Chocolate Lip Cookie Ho’s. I don’t even wanna think what would happen if they got into the banana splits. Oh dear!

In fairness, Cindy’s did warn customers ahead of time about the extra thick shakes.

Question #1 – How do you become a big booty backup dancer? Is there a tryout where you put on a g-string and see how high you can lift up your ass cheeks?

Question #2 – Why Granby? How the hell did he even find this place? No one ever goes to Granby. It’s a shortcut from Belchertown to South Hadley, which pretty much 99.99% of the Western MA population will never have a reason to do. Yet here is Troy Ave, desecrating a well known family establishment with ghetto snail trail.

I hope the $5,000 was worth it though. One minute you’re this:

 

And the next minute you’re on Turtleboy for this.

I guess Turtleboy’s the only one not selling out these days.

30 Comment(s)
  • Turtle Boy Fan
    November 20, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    Damn if you only needed 5K, I would have loaned you 5k and let you bet it at the MGM tables before letting you hoodify the town of Granby. The owner must be a weed smoking ass clown to let this happen for chump change.

  • Prison Pipeline
    November 19, 2018 at 12:04 pm

    Black people want to be respected, but they do shit like this.

    Not happening.

    Further proof they’re the reason for jail.

  • marilu
    November 19, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Lmfaooo wtf i canttttt
    Why didn’t i know about this ?!
    Granby, of ALL places !!? I’m dead. This is the whitest place ever.
    I love this place & now i love it more hahahaha

  • Rick James, bitch!
    November 18, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Wait… they have white people in Granby?

  • ar6rider
    November 18, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    all u people going “bu-bu-but itsa family buisnesses!”…
    ….never underestimate white mans greed. This “rapper” prolly showed the owner a block of cash and the owner said…”go ‘head! hell you can fuck my sister while your at it!”

  • John
    November 18, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Turtleboy you sound like a racist douchebag with nothing better to do but defamate people for what?? I hope one day I can see you face to face and see what type of man you really are. Chocolate lip cookie hos? Really? That sounds crazy

  • Slore
    November 18, 2018 at 8:15 am

    Blonde girl is a Woburn police officers narcotics investigators daughter hahaha:

  • Truth Hurts
    November 17, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    I’d go to this place before I spent a penny on ma Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. They openly support cop killers. Look it up. Check out the other celebrities and businesses that also support that.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    November 17, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    How about picking some better targets? Columbia Gas for one. Leave the ice cream parlors alone and step up your increasingly pathetic and mean spirited game.

  • Anonymous
    November 17, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Granby dosen’t need ghetto.

    Who would pay if he fell off that roof? Does he have insurance? Is Cindy’s insured for a “rapper” on their roof falling?

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Give the owner a pass. You try making it as a small businessman in Massachusetts. 5 Grand may equal half his season’s profit.

    Take him at his word that the place will be steam cleaned, irradiated, and fumigated. Any remaining crabs will die of cold before next season.

    • El Contador
      November 17, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      Shit, 5K won’t meet monthly payroll during the summer. That place does a lot of business.

  • Ingram firearms
    November 17, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    Locate this guy when he’s in his car at a red light. Point my MAC-10 NFA/full auto machine pistol with a 30 round mag at him and empty the clip. That’s what my MAC 10’s were purpose built for, to shoot up people in cars. No prior range or firearms training required. It’s easier than digging ditches.

  • Root
    November 17, 2018 at 12:15 pm

    F-ing GRANBY? I thought the only people there were farmers and guys in pickup trucks named Fred. I could see this sort of thing flying in Holyoke or Springfield for obvious reasons, but Granby?

  • James- Granby resident
    November 17, 2018 at 11:08 am

    The following is a statement from the establishment owner regarding the video. I redacted the name the letter was addressed to because it was to a friend of mine and I did not get permission to share this before posting it.

    Hello xxxxxxx,

    I am very sorry to hear of your concern and I totally understand where you are coming from. I want to take a moment to assure you that Cindy’s remains a family business and environment. To provide some context, my sister owns an ice cream shop in Baltimore and filmed a short, cute video set to a snippet of a Drake song. When they requested to film the video, we didn’t know how explicit the content would be. I had her video in the back of my mind and thought it might turn out be something similar. When they started to film the video, I quickly realized that was not the case. But, given the number of people there and the time and money they had put into it, I felt uncomfortable stopping them and redirecting. I did not think it would show up in the realm of our customers, so I did not think it would affect anyone who regularly comes here negatively.

    I agree that the content is inappropriate for Cindy’s and I can promise you that this is not the type of thing we promote. It was just a miscommunication and a lapse of judgement on my part. Something like this will not happen again.

    Not that this makes the content better, but the shop was closed and everything used in the video was thrown away/sanitized. We always maintain the highest standards of cleanliness.

    I appreciate your feedback. I apologize again. We take this feedback very seriously. This type of issue will not happen again in the future. For the past 20 years, we have been a family business and that remains the role we want to play in the community.

    Sincerely,
    Jeremiah Maloni

    • z
      November 17, 2018 at 4:50 pm

      ” I did not think it would show up in the realm of our customers, so I did not think it would affect anyone who regularly comes here negatively.”

      Did he cash the check?

      I hope his place becomes real popular with the hood. Holyoke is only what, 15 minutes away?

      On the menu next year, “Hershey Highway”.

    • vsvsdvsdv
      November 18, 2018 at 12:06 am

      jeremiah should sue because that place now got the Aids

  • DJ
    November 17, 2018 at 9:59 am

    Watching that made me want to vomit. Gross. I have never been to this place, but can honestly say I never will go now. Disgusted!

  • WeAreFukd
    November 17, 2018 at 9:48 am

    Are you people for real? If you had any idea what went on after the bar closed at most places you’d be eating from home 24/7. If you had any idea what my wife & I do on our kitchen counters when the kids are asleep you wouldn’t be eating at my house either.

    • Lonnie
      November 18, 2018 at 10:45 am

      Take it easy there Barry! No one wants to here about you getting pounded by Michael Obama.

      “We all know Michelle is a transgender.” – Rip Joan Rivers

  • Ben & Jerrys Chunky Ghetto
    November 17, 2018 at 9:11 am

    “Miss i want a refund, my ice cream sundae tastes like pinesol, Hennessy and spoiled salmon”

  • John Q Public
    November 17, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Dangle some $ in front of someone and they forget what their last name means ( if they ever learned)…

  • Nadia Yenraek
    November 17, 2018 at 8:24 am

    Really dragging the bottom for new and wonderful ways to trash someone’s business.

  • The Vorlon
    November 17, 2018 at 8:01 am

    A lot of bleach, some hydrogen peroxide, and a good UV light source until spring will clean things up to the point where it is safe to serve food.

    • Yuck
      November 17, 2018 at 8:40 am

      Oh hell no! There ain’t enough bleach in the world to clean up that STD express. Liked going there for car shows, but that just came to a screeching fucking halt. Would you like your sundae topped with venereal warts or herpes sprinkles? Yeah, fuck that shit, there are plenty of other ice cream joints to patronize; I prefer the ones that don’t sell ghetto skank flavored treats.

      • Video Vixen
        November 21, 2018 at 11:27 am

        people are so ignorant. I was one of the girls in the music video & nor do I have ANY STDs. People just blow everything out of proportion. If they’re were white girls, im 100% you would be praising them but since were all minorities in the video you shame us? pathethic.

  • Noseface
    November 17, 2018 at 7:06 am

    Fuck…..I didn’t hate the song, and dammit I wanted to.

    • z
      November 17, 2018 at 4:57 pm

      It’s hard to tell, I watched it with closed captioning on and still can’t really figure out what the fuck he is saying.

  • Y
    November 17, 2018 at 5:40 am

  • Walter "Doggy Poop" Bird
    November 17, 2018 at 1:07 am

    Those ho’s so fat the swallowed ice cream cones the MF
    long way. Bitch come bang booty with me.

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