I guess if you murder a turtle, and the Internet starts making your life hell, then you should cry about being bullied.
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I’m sure you guys haven’t forgotten the fact that Jonasia Simpson microwaved a baby turtle on Facebook a couple of days ago. Well, I guess the little future serial killing hoodrat, and her whole den of Section 8 relatives, have come out of the woodwork to make excuses for her after the Internet rained down revenge upon them.
In case you did miss it you can read it HERE:
We here at Turtleboy have a NUMBER of friends that work for animal rescues, the MCSPCA, and the Animal Rescue League. An investigation is under way. Someone is going to jail for this if it’s the last thing I do.
It started with this email.
While it says that Ghetto Mom Shanitha, who I would put cash money down to bet she’s got an EBT card stuffed in her tit-wallet, wrote this. However, it changes at the end saying “my sister.”
Where were you when your sister microwaved that turtle, Danaya? How did you explain it to your illegitimate younger brother?
Looks like Shanitha raised another trash bag. I always upload pictures of my withered tits on Facebook because South Shore Turtlemom raised me right.
The hoodrats in the comments section of this are just stunning. It’s like going on Safari in the projects.
No, Chameise, she won’t be okay. Because every job application she puts in, for the rest of her life, will Google her name. Guess what will pop up! This blog. The Internet never forgets.
A careless mistake? No, cunt, that was calculated and evil. What exactly are the “proper steps to make sure this doesn’t happen again?” Jail. That’s what. Lock your mother and sister up for a very long time. Possibly find a microwave that can just give them a little taste of what that critter felt. Two seconds of zapping and MAYBE she will BEGIN to understand the suffering the animal felt.
Let’s take a look at Beba Lugo, a Dominican transplant, who thinks murder isn’t that serious.
Look, I guess it wouldn’t be that serious in Beba’s eyes because she’s probably too busy being tricked out by her man. She looks like she specializes in anal on backpage. She’s probably discounted because her eyebrows look like the McDicks arches and thinking about chicken nuggets makes it hard to climax. It’s cool. Bebe can join Jonasia, Shanitha, and Danaya in my proposed two-second zap.
What? You don’t think it’s funny anymore? No status updates yelling “fuck that turtle?” Awe. That’s really too bad. Psych(o.)
Then Shanitha decides to go Free Mah Boi:
No, they aren’t going to report us. You put your own family in danger by not parenting your children. You’ll make sure the issues are resolved? Yeah? You going to throw yourself in jail because getting dick and Henny is more important than raising your kids to know right from wrong?
I’m just going to say this – there is NO excuse for what this murdering trash bag kid did. None. For those of you who think the mother had no hand in it you are just as bad as the thirteen year-old welfare baby who thought it was funny to kill a defenseless, innocent, creature.
Shaquia, another one with a letter grab-bag for a name, took to the defense! She’s a full-time “mother.” That means we are paying her to stay home!
Awe, she ain’t got no man but got kids! She’s thankful for her selfies.
Shaquia took it upon herself to respond to every comment on the post. Probably because she’s never had a job and is living off the state. Girl got lotsa time, because her kids be running wild in the streets, Fam.
Do you have any idea how microwaves work, Shaqueefa? It actually cooks from the inside out on the cellular level. That animal suffered and felt everything until it finally exploded. If you think that is the same thing at eating meat you are so fucking wrong it should hurt. But what do you expect from someone who probably didn’t finish fifth grade.
I’m just going to go ahead and add Shaqueefa to my two-second zap crew.
Now, the weekend at the Simpson/Blocker household must have been just awful. Even one of Jonasia’s teachers even began making excuses for her.
Oh yes. They are clearly in mourning and if you kill an innocent being than you should be rewarded with snacks. They are so devastated that they can’t seem to feed themselves on government-purchased food. But this is a fake ass message that one of Shanitha’s friends pretended to send her for show. No fucking teacher is going to bring over food. Teachers also aren’t going to send a message with imcorrect grammar. How many teachers communicate with their overstuffed classes via text constantly. They don’t. Try again, hood bunny.
Shanitha wanted to be mad at the people who asked the most obvious question out there : “Why did Jonasia do it?” It’s a pity play to make people feel bad and to get some more free food from people. They aren’t victims. They are animals.
But, it’s just a regular day in Shanitha’s world. She’s back to posting what’s important:
I’ll let you guys know what happens now that the animal advocates are investigating.