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Family Of The Turtle-Killling Hoodrat Defends The Future Serial Killer By Saying You Should All Stop Bullying Them And STFU Because Savagely Torturing A Defenseless Creature Is The Same As Eating Meat

I guess if you murder a turtle, and the Internet starts making your life hell, then you should cry about being bullied.

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I’m sure you guys haven’t forgotten the fact that Jonasia Simpson microwaved a baby turtle on Facebook a couple of days ago. Well, I guess the little future serial killing hoodrat, and her whole den of Section 8 relatives, have come out of the woodwork to make excuses for her after the Internet rained down revenge upon them.


They are crying about being bullied and harassed after the kid tortured an animal, and boasted about the murder, for likes.

In case you did miss it you can read it HERE:

Dorchester Devil Child And Hoodtastic Mom Microwave Their Pet Baby Turtle To Death On Facebook

We here at Turtleboy have a NUMBER of friends that work for animal rescues, the MCSPCA, and the Animal Rescue League. An investigation is under way. Someone is going to jail for this if it’s the last thing I do.

It started with this email.

First off, hoodsie, this fucking email is not a public service announcement. This is you, and your trashy family, crying because you’re getting exactly what you deserve.

While it says that Ghetto Mom Shanitha, who I would put cash money down to bet she’s got an EBT card stuffed in her tit-wallet, wrote this. However, it changes at the end saying “my sister.”

Where were you when your sister microwaved that turtle, Danaya?  How did you explain it to your illegitimate younger brother?


Of course I had response:

Meet Danaya. Yes, she seems well adjusted.

Looks like Shanitha raised another trash bag. I always upload pictures of my withered tits on Facebook because South Shore Turtlemom raised me right.

The hoodrats in the comments section of this are just stunning. It’s like going on Safari in the projects.


No, Chameise, she won’t be okay. Because every job application she puts in,  for the rest of her life, will Google her name. Guess what will pop up! This blog. The Internet never forgets.

A careless mistake? No, cunt, that was calculated and evil. What exactly are the “proper steps to make sure this doesn’t happen again?” Jail. That’s what. Lock your mother and sister up for a very long time. Possibly find a microwave that can just give them a little taste of what that critter felt. Two seconds of zapping and MAYBE she will BEGIN to understand the suffering the animal felt.

Let’s take a look at Beba Lugo, a Dominican transplant, who thinks murder isn’t that serious.


Look, I guess it wouldn’t be that serious in Beba’s eyes because she’s probably too busy being tricked out by her man. She looks like she specializes in anal on backpage. She’s probably discounted because her eyebrows look like the McDicks arches and thinking about chicken nuggets makes it hard to climax. It’s cool. Bebe can join Jonasia, Shanitha, and Danaya in my proposed two-second zap.

What? You don’t think it’s funny anymore? No status updates yelling “fuck that turtle?” Awe. That’s really too bad. Psych(o.)

Then Shanitha decides to go Free Mah Boi:

No, they aren’t going to report us. You put your own family in danger by not parenting your children. You’ll make sure the issues are resolved? Yeah? You going to throw yourself in jail because getting dick and Henny is more important than raising your kids to know right from wrong?

I’m just going to say this – there is NO excuse for what this murdering trash bag kid did. None. For those of you who think the mother had no hand in it you are just as bad as the thirteen year-old welfare baby who thought it was funny to kill a defenseless, innocent, creature.

Shaquia, another one with a letter grab-bag for a name, took to the defense!  She’s a full-time “mother.” That means we are paying her to stay home!

Awe, she ain’t got no man but got kids! She’s thankful for her selfies.


Shaquia took it upon herself to respond to every comment on the post. Probably because she’s never had a job and is living off the state. Girl got lotsa time, because her kids be running wild in the streets, Fam.

Do you have any idea how microwaves work, Shaqueefa? It actually cooks from the inside out on the cellular level. That animal suffered and felt everything until it finally exploded. If you think that is the same thing at eating meat you are so fucking wrong it should hurt. But what do you expect from someone who probably didn’t finish fifth grade.

I’m just going to go ahead and add Shaqueefa to my two-second zap crew.

Now, the weekend at the Simpson/Blocker household must have been just awful. Even one of Jonasia’s teachers even began making excuses for her.


Oh yes. They are clearly in mourning and if you kill an innocent being than you should be rewarded with snacks. They are so devastated that they can’t seem to feed themselves on government-purchased food. But this is a fake ass message that one of Shanitha’s friends pretended to send her for show. No fucking teacher is going to bring over food. Teachers also aren’t going to send a message with imcorrect grammar. How many teachers communicate with their overstuffed classes via text constantly. They don’t. Try again, hood bunny.

Shanitha wanted to be mad at the people who asked the most obvious question out there : “Why did Jonasia do it?” It’s a pity play to make people feel bad and to get some more free food from people. They aren’t victims. They are animals.

But, it’s just a regular day in Shanitha’s world. She’s back to posting what’s important:

Church and that Henny.

I’ll let you guys know what happens now that the animal advocates are investigating.

34 Comment(s)
    July 29, 2017 at 2:35 am

    Where exactly WAS this Sterling Example Of Motherhood, when her daughter was demonstrating – upon a baby turtle – the quality of her mother’s parenting skills?

    Has anybody checked the mother’s fb timeline to see what exactly she was doing and where she was doing it? I’m curious.

  • Dude
    July 21, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    I think its pretty fuckin obvious this family had and still has no idea how a fucking microwave works, let alone what an actual electromagnetic “microwave” is. You can definitely attribute that to her mother and probably grandmother focusing on taking a fat cock everyday, instead of caring about things like science and education and shit.

  • A Caucasian Samaritan
    June 14, 2017 at 1:00 am

    As much as I am disgusted by the girl’s actions (which is a lot), I’m more disgusted by your article.
    Just because they happen to be of African-American descent, they’re “hood-rats” who all hold an EBT?
    You and others sharing their address IS violence and DOES endanger the young children. As are you taking screenshots of every possible personal detail you can get your hands on, including on people besides the girl herself, and posting them as if their opinions make them worthy of exposure.
    Their public photos, regardless of how much skin they choose to or not to show, say nothing of them, however your decision to measure their worth based on such things speaks volumes about the kind of judgemental, sexist, racist PIG that you are.
    Your “social justice appeal” would not have been nearly as invasive into the family (or the turtle murderer, for that matter) had the turtle been killed by a 13-year-old, white male.
    At that point in time, his education wouldn’t have had anything to do with it, and you would brand his mother as a victim, and reassure her it wasn’t her fault.
    People abuse animals ALL THE TIME. I’m not justifying it. Merely laying out the fact. Majority of the time, it is done by CHILDREN; majority of whom grow up to be perfectly well-mannered, productive members of society.
    There are many adults who would genuinely give up their own dinner to animals as children who have grown up to pursue a lifestyle consisting of criminal activity.
    So, unless you go door-to-door, arresting every person you can find who heard it was cool to put salt on a slug, get off your high-horse, and turn your own attention to this disgrace of an article.

  • Briel
    June 7, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    why do they “live in the projects” and use ebt and get referred to as ghetto? because they’re black? bet you wouldn’t make any of those accusations if they were white. ol’ racist ass page.

  • CN
    June 5, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Disgusted by this but not down with your racial undertones. To people like me, you lose all credibility by being racist…

  • Kathryn
    June 3, 2017 at 11:30 am

    these people are despicable and disgusting. I hope social media makes their lives miserable and that they are charged with animal cruelty and torture.

  • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
    June 3, 2017 at 7:56 am

    WTF!! SERIOUSLY?? This dumbass black bitch and her illegitimate lil niggalets are DEFENDING the turtle nuking chumbawumba?

    Shanitha Blocker is a disgrace as a mother. Where the fuck were you when your bitch was nuking a defenseless animal? Probably stoned and drunk on hoodhooch. You only got to church to beg forgiveness for breeding such a fuckwit skank.

    Danaya M (get yo tits out for the camera) Blocker, well we can all see where your morals are, another nigga ho.

    Beba Lugosi (you belong in a horror movie) Roure, if you spent less money on ink and got a better education, you might actually be able to spell! By the way, there is no “king” Martinez, just another gun toting, fuckwit skank with no morals and no education.

    Jonasia Simpson, you totally knew what you were doing when you nuked your pet turtle. You knew that the microwave would cook it. There is no excuse for what you did. Your cuntflap lipped, nigga, bitch, mother bleats on about it being the same as eating meat. It isn’t! Meat is farmed and relatively humanely slaughtered …. for food!! Your PET turtle was a PET, not food!! I wouldn’t nuke my dogs!! You did it for attention, and now that you’ve got so much negative attention, you and your nigga bitch relatives can’t deal with it. Do the world a favour bitch and get sterilised. We don’t need hood trash like you breeding. The only thing you’re good for is the slaughterhouse but fear not, nobody would eat you in case they got food poisoning, you maggot infested cunt.

    South Shore Turtlegirl, we love you here in the UK xx

  • TM
    June 2, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Clearly, this girl did an awful, disgusting, incomprehensible thing. I don’t claim to know what’s going on in her life or what’s she dealing with emotionally, but I’d agree that she may benefit from professional help and better social support so she can fully understand her actions and why they are so wrong. She is also old enough to learn that her actions have consequences and I trust that someone wiser than I am will eventually decide what that punishment will be.

    HOWEVER, publicly berating and bullying a 13 year old and her family online is neither humane nor productive. At worst it’s incredibly cruel and hateful, and at best it’s incredibly childish and ignorant. I would hope you’d have something better to do than ridiculing strangers and stalking random Facebook profiles in your free time. Claiming that this family is “ghetto” and on food stamps, making fun of their names, and insinuating that the mother prioritizes “getting dick” over raising her children touches on subjects I don’t even want to get into on here. Bottom line is you have zero basis for these remarks and quite frankly I think you’re talking out of your ass because you like the sound of your own voice. Bullying others based on their socioeconomic status, level of education, and appearance is not acceptable. Your remarks are unfair and derogatory and we need to treat each other better. (I truly wonder how your assumptions would be different if this was a 13 year old white girl named Katie from the suburbs with pictures in front of a nice big house who got her mother her favorite white wine for her birthday…)

    Again, I am NOT defending what this girl did. It’s awful and terrible and makes me sick to my stomach. I hope she gets professional help and is dealt with in a manner that a judge sees fit. But now that the case is being investigated by the proper authorities, I suggest that you make better use of your time by volunteering at a local animal shelter, donating to your favorite animal rights causes, adopting a turtle, or doing literally anything other than what you’re doing.

    • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
      June 3, 2017 at 8:00 am

      @TM, my comments would be worse if the perpetrator was white!!

  • AlaniLin
    May 28, 2017 at 7:49 am

    What they did was fucked up.
    But it IS no different than eating meat.
    Be consistent, right?

    • mystressovmayhem
      May 28, 2017 at 9:18 am

      Bullshit. Meat by virtue of being eaten has a purpose. Humans get food and nutrients from it, and most of the time are bred for that purpose. What purpose did nuking a turtle serve, other than giving a laugh to some merciless little twat waffle? What vitamins did that cunt get from putting a BABY turtle into a microwave to feel such pain?
      Turtleboy should hook you up with Sean Hitchcock, I hear he likes corn.

    • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
      June 5, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      Actually it is. She nuked her pet because she was bored!! Because she was bored!! Normal people watch tv, read a book or go out if they’re bored. Her actions are that of a psychopath, not of a normal person!

  • Halfbreed
    May 25, 2017 at 9:50 am

    What would be a suitable punishment for Mrs.Jonasia?4real.Would love 2 hear what the turtleriders ideas are?& im talkin realistic punishments,not Nuke her mother.lol Reason being my crew & I cant come up with 1 single thing that can be done 2 this brat!

    • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
      June 3, 2017 at 8:09 am

      Nail her to a burning cross??

  • North Country Turtle Rider
    May 24, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    This is fucked up. I’m not one of these “every life is precious” motherfuckers, but goddamn… microwaving a fucking living animal!? Nice to see the Turtle Nation’s tax dollars at work.

  • kjfsh
    May 24, 2017 at 1:22 am


  • KimberlyS
    May 23, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    If you’re getting “harassed” and “bullied” on the facebook machine, I have a solution.


    • North Country Turtle Rider
      May 24, 2017 at 6:29 pm


  • A believer?
    May 23, 2017 at 1:31 am

    Let me ask you something there she who thinks she is above all and everybody. Typical lonely housewife with no job and a fucking computer. Do you understand that you are hated as a hmmm writer here. We hate you. All of us do and wish you would disappear. Go find a new hobby cause this just ain’t workin’ out for ya is it. Fucking loser scum slut.

    • North Country Turtle Rider
      May 24, 2017 at 6:32 pm

      That’s great…. but do you understand what a fucking question mark looks like. It looks like this:


      Now go fuck yourself, hoodrat.

  • Chip Striker
    May 23, 2017 at 12:01 am

    It’s only going to get worse. These nigs just keep multiplying. There are so many of them now the cities that they’ve trashed aren’t big enough to hold them and now the Government is forced to put them in the suburbs which they’re ruining. They won’t work, all they do is fuck, smoke weed, drink Hennessy, dress like fucking idiots etc…They won’t do anything constructive with their worthless lives but bring down our quality of life. TIME TO GET OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!

    For those of you who will say I’m a racist, I don’t care. Asians have moved in just as much, but they work,maintain their property, go to school etc, yeah they suck at driving but at least they’re going somewhere.

    Can anyone show me a neighborhood that what once mostly white and is now mostly black or Hispanic/Latina that has improved since becoming mostly black or Hispanic/latina? Give me just one. In the entire country.

    See what I mean? They ruin everything.

    • whitey
      May 23, 2017 at 12:33 am

      F’n apes/gorillas We need a war/draft, and we need it now, so these useless pieces of turd can be eliminated.

    • Maerae
      June 2, 2017 at 12:01 am

      No, I’ll just call you a racist. My partner is Asian and – wait for it – is a good driver. Having a certain cultural background does not make a person a good or bad driver.

      And about the girl that killed the baby turtle, don’t blame her cultural background for her actions. Any dumb person regardless of race could have done that.

    • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
      June 3, 2017 at 8:18 am

      Don’t call Ghostbusters, call the KKK.

  • Talisman
    May 22, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    There’s bad decisions, and then there’s psychotic behavior. The fact that she took pictures and posted it shows there was no remorse after the fact. Yeah, look what I did, aren’t I funny?

    The others that say “it was just a turtle” are just as soulless and, as far as I’m concerned, don’t deserve life on this planet. To equate killing animals for food and the megalomaniacal torture of a living creature for amusement by microwaving it, and then promoting it on Turdbook, just proves that some shouldn’t be allowed to breed, or even breathe.

  • Perspective
    May 22, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    As disgusting as this is I had a roommate in college that had several large reptiles as pets. The microwave was surely a quicker death than getting its limbs ripped off then digested alive by a monitor lizard.

    It’s easy to hate her for what she did but it’s clear from the posts and comments that she’s a product of her environment.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      May 23, 2017 at 12:51 am

      Alright, let’s play this out then and say that I agree 100% with you that the only problem here is that she’s a product of her environment…
      As most people are proposing, the solution to that is to get her out of her environment – and the rest of the kids too, if this environment is so toxic.

      • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
        June 3, 2017 at 8:14 am

        Hell no!! Momma needs them to get food stamps for her hoodhooch!!

      • Kathryn
        June 3, 2017 at 11:36 am

        there are hundreds of children who grow up in poor environments and don’t microwave living things.

  • FuckfaceMcFaggot
    Fuckface McFaggot
    May 22, 2017 at 11:36 am

    Someone should put them in the microwave

    On second thought no, it might start a greasefire.

  • MG
    May 22, 2017 at 11:20 am

    How is it that on the first blog the mother was posting how her teenage kids got her liquor? Anyone drop a call to DYS? She’s an amazing mother.

    • The Amphibian League Against Cruelty to Inbred Niggas
      June 3, 2017 at 8:11 am

      Monkey see, monkey do!!

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 22, 2017 at 11:20 am

    So the disgusting little savage is mad she’s getting treated like a savage? Boo fucking hoo! And her hoodratastic, Welfare, Ghetto Queen friends saying it’s like meat! What kinda microwave these mother fuckers got? I have yet to squish in a whole cow in mine!
    And then there’s Mommy dearest saying her parenting style is not to blame, and everyone is tough in the internet. Oh and that her other kids are in danger. Guess how many fucks I give? As many as this cunt did for that turtle! Or she did for them siblings when she posted it! Yes everyone is tough on the net, like your pos Daughter who nuked a turtle on it! Like your other Daughter stripper posing like she’s interviewing for a pole job at The Golden Banana! Yep your “parenting style” is totally on point. Put down the fifth of Henessy, that disgustingly your children bought you and “Parent”. Maybe you’ll save the younger ones.

  • Timmy
    May 22, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Please get this out to your friends who work with animals. I still don;t see anything in the news about this besides the TBS articles. Get this out there and put this pyscho in jail!

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