Fappy Gilmore Spits On And Fights Ref At His Crotch Fruit’s Youth Hockey Game As Trashbag New Hampshire Parents Reign Vulgarity Down Upon Him From The Nosebleeds 


This video from Kingston of some queef coach fighting a ref at his crotch fruit’s hockey game is exactly why I’ll never be a hockey parent.

Let’s be clear here – everyone in that video is trash. There are no good people there, including the kids who hit their sticks on the ice in approval of what this grown ass neckbeard did. Seriously, the people filming and watching it who think they’re somehow morally superior while yelling this:

“Are you fucking kidding me Brian? What a piece of shit!!!”

“World Star”

“Way to set a fucking example for the kids”

“Shut the fuck up”

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

Made me laugh out loud. You’re ALL trash. Every last person involved in that video is human garbage. These are 11 year old kids you’re swearing like truckers in front of.

The two teams were from New Hampshire and Springfield. Shockingly it was the Springfield coaches that didn’t assault the referees, and according to one of them the New Hampshire Jr. Monarchs coach spit on the ref first.

If you get spit on you have to hit back. It’s an instinct reaction. There’s nothing more degrading and humiliating than having another man ejaculate his mouth juices on your face. And you KNOW that mother fucker had bad breath too.

A lot of people are blaming the ref for this too, but watch the video again. He kicks the coach out for being an asshole, the guy refuses to leave at first, then the coach walks back towards the ref:

Why is he walking towards him at all? Just leave. Door is the other way. When someone is coming at you like that you have the right to put your arms up in self defense and push him away. The ref did absolutely nothing wrong.

Anyway, we wanted to find out who the shitbag coach was because this douchebag needs to be named and shamed for behaving like that in front of children. These kids look up to their coaches after all. Not only did he hit the ref multiple times, he kept talking shit on the way out and even looked back at the ref like a hardo once he was out of the rink.

Meet Brian Pouliot from Manchester:

He’s the corporate sales director at Copyright Clearance .

Which wasn’t his dream, because he aspired to be a professional hockey player.

Except Fappy Gilmore just wasn’t very good, and his professional hockey career lasted a grand total of three months for the Pensacola Ice Pilots.

This bootleg Billy Tibbetts obviously can’t get over his glory days. Even though his glory days were in fact a spectacular failure. Almost as big of a failure as his parenting.


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68 Comment(s)
    March 11, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    OG- King of Hooksett..P-Status will punish you

  • Fred Cusack
    March 10, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    Would love to slap him right across his fat face.
    Guy is a total bag of shit and should be banned from rinks for life. His family must be proud!

  • CB
    March 10, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    First comment ever on this site. However, I couldn’t resist. My, how I’d loved to have been in the stands when this went down. This neck beard dough boy wouldn’t have walked out of the rink on his own accord. That’s a promise.

  • Liz Warren’s Clam
    March 10, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Spic Tormentor is the best name.

  • Originally From Southie
    March 10, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Tuff guy Brian going after a 60 year old. Too bad Binda wasnt 20 years younger he would have knocked Brian out. Binda took no shit years ago and would have knocked this punk out but age catches us all.

  • Don Earle
    March 9, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    Brian is a Momma’s Boy. He got bundled in a couple fights I saw on a popular hockey fights website. He exhibits an instinct for “turtling”, no disrespect TB. He definitely lacks conditioning, but can hold lots of sunflower seeds in his jowls. By the way, his mother is a jerk and his dad is a cuck as well.

  • ChicksHateMe
    March 9, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    I hope you forward the link to articles like this to the people involved as well as their parents if known. They must be SO proud!!!

  • Frank
    March 9, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Only one bad actor here that’s the douche on the ice, I don’t blame the refs at all except the other ref that did a shit job helping his partner, kids hitting their sticks well they’re kids not like they got involved, and the lady yelling should’ve picked better language but she had to make her point

  • Code of Silence
    March 9, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    So his kid is following in his foot steps of being a shitty player. Silver division parents you are over paying and should stay in the house league to save your money…. or it is a status you need to tell people your kid plays in the ehf but neglect to say which division.

    • Mike
      March 9, 2020 at 4:07 pm

      Parents have no control over which division the kids play in, that’s what parity is for. There is no discernible difference between a lot of the Silver teams and White teams, for example.

      Why don’t you ask those teams that make white and get their asses kicked all year if they like it?

  • HockeyMom
    March 9, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    All over an icing call!

    He’ll be banded for life. Hope you like watching livebarn from the parking lot….when it’s actually working! LOL

    • george costanza
      noah webster from the great beyond
      March 10, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      Banned….. may I interest you in one of my fine leather bound dictionaries?

  • Raymond Postgate
    March 9, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Human filth like Brian Pouliot infect everyone around them. Kids, co-workers, neighbors, customers, their mailman, etc.

    Every time one of these shit heels does something like this it further normalizes the behavior and makes our society weaker. I hope he gets fired but it’s likely his employer is similar. Too often these pustules are able to live like this with no consequence.

    Fuck you Brian. You are garbage.

    • massliving
      March 9, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      They won’t fire him as his boss is literally his mother, Donna Pouliot.

      • Sam Dodsworth
        March 9, 2020 at 2:39 pm

        Funny, the people (trolls or not) who daily leave racist comments on this site have not chimed in on citizen Brian. Odd that.

        • Captain Trips
          Say No to Nogs
          March 9, 2020 at 3:27 pm

          I think he’s a shit ass nagger. Happy now?

          • Sam Dodsworth
            March 9, 2020 at 8:03 pm

            Not really. Your unoriginal self is still here.

      • Boycott Copyright Clearance Center
        March 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm

        Maybe other companies or people will take their business elsewhere. Bet Brian is a reflection of his parents as well. Good parenting Donna.

  • To Brian’s Future Non-Employers
    March 9, 2020 at 11:41 am

    I see Brian has applied for a job at your company and you’ve googled his name. Since this post was written in the past, I’m wondering what the future is like. Is there flying cars and zap guns in your future world ? How’s old Bri-bri holding up ? Is he even fatter and drunker than he was in our time ? Did he get really mad when you brought up his behavior back in the year 2020 ? Anyhoo, if it’s possible in your future world, could you please time travel any and all answers to this comments page.
    Anxiously awaiting your reply,
    Stevie X

    • massliving
      March 9, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      He’ll be fine… believe it or not… his mom is his boss at Copyright Clearance Center…. his mom is trash as well….

  • Trouser Hog
    March 9, 2020 at 11:20 am

    It’s always some fat, soft faced man-baby that does shit like this.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    March 9, 2020 at 11:11 am

    Casual Observations:

    1) Pouliot was a good hockey player. He was 2nd in pts on his USHL team, and played at UNH. Dick Umile booted him for poor production (and apparently) bad attitude.
    2) The last decade has seen a sharp increase of socio economic diversity in the sport. With that comes a population of parents who never played the sport.
    3) To expand on #2: Parents chastise refs regarding bad calls, yet they’ve never read the rulebook.
    4) EHF “Silver” is the 4th Level of that league. Anyone playing that level at 12U will absolutely not play college hockey, let alone any level of professional hockey.
    5) 90% of parents don’t understand #4

    • Mike
      March 9, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      3rd level. And you have no idea whether a kid that age will play college hockey or not.

      • Wake up Mike
        March 10, 2020 at 2:41 pm

        Mike your kid must be a shitty youth hockey player and you are obviously a parent in denial who thinks your kids going to the NHL even though he’s a little bender!!!!

        Let me give you a fact my friend: If you’re little duster isn’t the BEST kid playing at the TOP level of youth hockey by age 11 or 12 he’s not even playing at some shitty D-3 bottom of the barrel shit bag school much less any good D-3, D-1, or ANY pro team anywhere on the planet!!! I don’t think you realize how many players are going for so few NCAA roster spots The odds are staggeringly low especially now with so many kids playing in what used to be non hockey markets and the amount of elite foreign players looking to get an education in the USA.

        So ya… forget about your snot nosed brat who can’t skate backwards playing at a high level… sorry to burst you’re bubble but it just ain’t happening. Pro tip: save the $10k/year you’re blowing on Jr’s hockey career and invest it in a college fund, by the time he’s ready for college you’ll have saved enough money to pay for college instead of banking on any type of scholarship that just isn’t coming if you kids playing at the 3rd level of youth hockey!!! #facts

  • Well, No Shit
    March 9, 2020 at 10:47 am

    If you’re over the age of 21, and still wear your hat backwards, you’re an irredeemable douchebag, and should probably headbutt a steak knife.

  • Rusty
    March 9, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Who is this fat prick

  • Hebrew Nationals
    March 9, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Trading halted markets down 7%.
    They cant beat Trump so they will crash the markets and make big bank after panic selling. Filthy nomads are unwanted everywhere.

  • Shekel Games
    March 9, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Bergs and cohens INTENTIONALLY crashing the market agsin today.

    • Kermit the Frog
      March 9, 2020 at 10:36 am

      I did Nazi that coming

      • Slight Build Big Nose BIG ATTITUDE
        March 9, 2020 at 2:23 pm

        Nomads are hedged they wont lose money

  • He is gay
    March 9, 2020 at 9:48 am

    He lives with a partner in Nashua and has been gay for 20 years.

    • $Moneymark Pereira$
      March 11, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      That clown been duckin P-Status 4 yrs..Let the general find out he’s nashua it’s a wrap!!!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    March 9, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Well, there’s a sales job opening in Auburn New Hampshire if anyone’s interested.

    In the age of everyone getting a trophy, this is the opposite end of the spectrum. Parents getting so intense about youth sports that they are spitting on referees. I’d give him a pass on this one though. I mean, what the fuck else do they have to live for in New Hampshire other than their soon to be living out of state kids sports?

  • CTnot
    March 9, 2020 at 8:56 am

    Still waiting for follow up story on CT hockey parents from 1 1/2 years prior.

  • Don Koharski
    March 9, 2020 at 8:20 am

    35 years old and doesn’t have the sense of the piece of vulcanized rubber. Dude, you deserve everything you get coming at you. Hard to believe the other ref stood there and did nothing, nice support of your fellow ref. Whatever the poor guy earned was definitely not worth it. Jesus Christ, what is going on in this world.

    • True Reality Speaks
      March 9, 2020 at 7:44 pm

      Have a donut you fat pig!

      • Mike Milbury
        March 10, 2020 at 9:36 am

        Close but no cigar. It was me.

  • Who Won?
    March 9, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Who won the game? All that matters.

  • Poodle
    March 9, 2020 at 7:33 am

    apparently nobody leveled with him by age 24 while he was still playing college sports that he wasn’t going to be the next Gretzky. The ECHL is barely one step above a recreational men’s league.

    • Denny Pratt
      March 9, 2020 at 7:29 pm

      Fuck You Poodle

      • Rogie Vachon’s Grundle
        March 9, 2020 at 8:12 pm

        A fucking plus for SlapShot reference

  • Coaches Are Supposed To Set An Example
    March 9, 2020 at 6:21 am

    If i was his boss id fire him today. His actions just show he’s emotionally unstable. Just a real piece of fucking shit. I pray he gets what’s coming to him. I’ll change my mind if he apologizes publicly and gets help but doubt it.

    • Donna's Boy
      March 9, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      His boss is his mother, Donna, at CCC – no joke. Nepotism at its finest. No way she would fire her innocent son.

  • Startled Pancake
    March 9, 2020 at 5:35 am

    YESSS!!! I just got Employee Of The Month at IHOP. Suck on that faggots!!!

    • massliving
      March 9, 2020 at 2:00 pm

      His boss is his mother at Copyright Clearance Center…. no joke… look up Donna Pouliot….

  • Billy Madison twin
    March 9, 2020 at 5:04 am

    When does Tibbetts get out of The can??

  • Hockey Dad
    March 9, 2020 at 3:23 am

    Reminds me of the jiggaboo football game last year where the two coaches chimped out and beat the white referee unconscious. They didn’t even lose their jobs and actually were invited to give a speech at a university about racism and tolerance. lets see if the same happens here….

  • Bob Murchison
    March 9, 2020 at 2:39 am

    Nice Breasticles. Would dump a pile of penis butter on them for sure.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 9, 2020 at 12:45 am

    Im with you TB, hockey parents are the worst. Just losers trying to keep their failed dreams going.

  • ChipChipperson
    March 9, 2020 at 12:18 am

    “Hey it’s me Bri-guy. Listen I have a warehouse full of copyrights I gotta unload before the end of the week or the boss is gonna have my ass.”

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Bill Lumbergh
      March 10, 2020 at 2:06 am

      Yeah…I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, mmmKay?

      That would be great. Thanks.

  • Oliver Sutton
    March 8, 2020 at 11:56 pm

    This asshat of a coach needs a beating. The ref needs a basic lesson in defending himself. The other ref needs a slap for being useless.

  • Silencio Dogood
    March 8, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    Hockey Parents have evolved from Ice Age Neanderthals, their brains remain the size of a puck, in a Sports World where you have to wear layers of thermal underwear to sit through the sheer maddening boredom.

    March 8, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    If you get mad at a call during a children’s game than you are an anal cavity clown. it’s a gosh darn children’s game son. it’s not that serious and you’re not putting your house deed on the books. crazy that most parents act like that’s the case with youth sports.If you did what this chuckle fuck did. than there really are no other words words that can describe you aside from being extremely unstable. What in the H E Double Hockey Sticks is wrong with people? Who cares what the call was over it does not warrant this kind of behavior.

    The funniest part of the whole story is whoever posted the whdh write up following. He didn’t allegedly spit on and assault the ref you fool, He spit on the ref than assaulted him! Lmfao there is nothing alleged about it. it’s on video you twerp. Allegedly essentially means there is no proof. The video of him committing a&b’s is the proof. Whdh should learn their definitions and use them in the correct context.

    I love the people in the stands too. I’m not one to snitch or get involved in affairs other than my own. I also do not stand there recording such nonsense and filth, to post it on the internet for likes after like these dill pickles did.

    I sincerely hope an emp gos off and the electric boogaloo starts! I would gladly put my life on the line so future generations dont have to deal with all the ratchet in the world..

  • Clarence Campbell
    March 8, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    He’s going to face possible criminal charges and probably lose his job. What a loser, spitting on the referee is the worst part.

    • Glen Campbell
      March 9, 2020 at 7:06 am

      By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be risin

      • Captain Trips
        Soup Campbell
        March 9, 2020 at 3:30 pm

        He’s a rhinestone cowboy! Startin fights on the ice like it’s a star spangled rodeo!

        • Wayne Campbell
          March 10, 2020 at 1:33 pm

          Party on, Garth!

  • Bad Joke Guy
    March 8, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    What’s the difference between a liberal chick and a hockey player?

    A hockey player takes a shower after 3 periods.

    • Even Worse Joke Girl
      March 8, 2020 at 11:36 pm

      Ha! Good one. This one’s worse:

      Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey?

      He’s too hung up on lacrosse.

    • Pro Rape
      March 9, 2020 at 7:19 am

      What’s the difference between a liberal chick and a hockey player?

      A hockey player doesn’t deserve to be fist raped.

  • Grapes
    March 8, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    I think Brian is about to get famous or I guess it would be infamous. The Internet will love this one. OG Reckeless could not hang with him, but I think Tibbetts would beat him handily.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 8, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Brian took the coaching job for one reason: to look at little boy dick in the showers

    • nignog shite poster
      March 8, 2020 at 10:33 pm

      true dat

    March 8, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    This clown VS. OG Reckless – who is the smart money on?

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      March 8, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      I dont think og feckless could give him da hands yo but he could definitely give him the pubes from his chinny chin chin. Anal cavity clown would love it just as much as looking at little boy dicks. Who knows, maybe they both like looking at little boy dicks. they both fit the profile of little boy dick lookers and lovers. I’m sure the two of them have platinum premium nambla member cards. They look like the type who do.

      • Barney’s (skinless) Frank
        March 9, 2020 at 6:01 pm

        I’ve seen more young, Yiddish cock than a Hebrew pediatrician and I approve of your post.

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