Felicia Feelz From Rockland Starts $20K GoFundMe Because Skanks Were Mean To Her In College So She Dropped Out And Has Debt

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Rockland.

A $20,000 GoFundMe for hurt feelz. Literally. Hurt feelz.

(Bangs head on wall)

And this isn’t even some high school broad either. It’s a grown ass woman. Kind of.

And OF COURSE she has every freaking conceivable excuse for her “mental issues,” ranging from learning disabilities, to depression, to ADHD, to anxiety. Those might be some of the most overused words in the English language. I realize that they’re legitimate psychological disorders and I’m certainly not trying to minimize them, but to millenials this is what those words mean:

Depression – hurt feelz and sad.

ADHD – easily distracted by my iMachine.

Anxiety – overly nervous about doing well in school, just like 99% of kids who ever went to college.

Taryn, I’m gonna give you a piece of advice that your teachers, guidance counselors, parents and friends have been too afraid to give to you  – get the fuck over it. No one cares about your feelings. They mean nothing. You are an adult, who chose to go to an expensive private college (that you didn’t name) instead of state school. You made friends with some skanks who you thought were your friends but then they got cunty on you. Every single 19 year old woman who has ever been outside of their house can relate to this. People talking crap about you is not bullying. It’s female nature. We are our own worst enemies. If you really had to go to the hospital because you were suicidal then you do have serious mental issues that are much worse than ADHD or anxiety, but I doubt you actually went to the hospital for that. You certainly have no business being at college or living on your own, and you should’ve realized that before leaving for college, as I’m sure these are not the first girls to be mean to you. If you “went to the college” (whatever that means) and they “did nothing” then likely your complaint was ridiculous, because there isn’t a single college in this country that doesn’t cater to the hurt feelz of whiny millenials. Either way, it sounds like they did do something (move you away from the girls who were “bullying” you) and that wasn’t sufficient because it sounds like wanted them arrested. This is not how the First Amendment works. They have a right to say mean things about you, and the college cannot stop this from happening.

The debt that you have is now entirely your fault. You chose to go to an expensive private school, you failed to mention what that school was or how long you attended, and now you want $20K to pay off your debt, even though you got something in return for the money you paid (room and board, and tuition).

What you went through was not “horrible.” Some basic chicks were mean to you. Get the fuck over it. You are a coddled and sheltered basic Becky from Rockland. There are women in Africa who are forced to undergo genital mutilation. Women in the middle east have to cover themselves up completely by law and cannot attend college because that’s dangerous. Women in China have virtually no freedom and likely work as peasant farmers or making your iPhone for 48 cents an hour in a sweatshop. There are migrant caravans filled with women from Latin America who are willing to risk their lives to live the life you’re living, despite the trauma you are having from being “bullied.”

If you have to pay off your debts I would start with getting a job, just like everyone else who has college debt does. You likely live with Mom and Dad, and you have no kids, so no one wants to hear about your lack of money. Try raising three kids, paying a mortgage, working 60 hours a week, and still paying off your student loans. Then come whine to me about bullying.

29 Comment(s)
  • Rivaboy
    January 18, 2019 at 1:24 am

    I was bullied in elementary school. I’m gonna start a go find me so I can buy lunch everyday you guys will donate right……plz

  • The real world
    January 17, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Heres a tip, cunt. Stop dyeing your hair all fucked up colors. Take the metal shit out of your face. Read both sides of a political opinion, always. Put down the phone, video game controller, etc. Interact with people personally. Own your student loan debt, it isn’t going anywhere till you pay it off. Actually that was many tips, free of charge. Lastly, keep your cunt shaved, all body hair shaved, removed etc. Hair Belongs on your head, nowhere else. You’re welcome.

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 17, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Gotta be the water in Rockland.. Deirdre… Eddie… Chiocca… Now this douche. Gotta be the water.

  • Xyz
    January 17, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Maybe stop going on all those cruises and expensive vacations

  • Old Man Common Sense
    January 17, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Th’fuck is a person with “learning disabilities” doing at a goddamn college?

    • Edward KennedY
      January 17, 2019 at 11:10 am

      Er ah… sister Rosemary had a learning disability. My fahhtha had her lobotomized, but it didn’t werk.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 17, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      My thoughts exactly. LOL

  • John Cocktosen
    January 17, 2019 at 8:59 am

    She should be thanking the bullies, she’s only paying back the time she went to college instead of all four years. If she had graduated, you’d still be seeing the same GoFundMe, just for $80,000.
    Suck it up, buttercup. Get a job, pay off your debt.
    Many, many people before your snowflake-ass didn’t finish college and still had to pay back their loans. Stop wasting money on coloring your hair and piercing your face and pay your debts (little hint for finding a well paying job….don’t show up at an interview with rainbow hair and a face full of tungsten steel).

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 17, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Jeez everyone, I woke up this morning too tired! I want to retire early. Will you give to my go fund me? Im calling it: ” I’m too tired to go to work and want to retire in my 30″s” fund. Contact Turtleboy for my details….

  • z
    January 16, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Sterling personality. Starting in 2017 she started going big with retweets.
    She hates people in general and when people reciprocate she calls it bullying.
    She hates her mom. She hates her dad.
    Seriously, she is fucked up.
    The only people who would care to listen would be professional therapists.
    And you pay them to listen. Most people are going to say “Shut the fuck up, I can’t take it anymore.”

    17 Sep 2016
    Hopefully getting fucked tonight.

    3 Sep 2016
    When someone whose 50 tells me I have it easier at my age than she did when she was my age like no you kinda ruined it for us.

    21 Jun 2016
    My dads so stupid

    12 Jun 2016
    I can’t wait till I can finally move out and never have to see my mom again!

    27 Aug 2015
    Can I just end my miserable life right now like everyone is being a huge asshole to me.

    20 Aug 2016
    I can’t with life would any even care if I killed myself

    6 Apr 2015
    Just being here makes me so depressed I wish I was dead to take me away from this torture.

    18 Mar 2014
    Dude what’s up this past month I’ve probably sold more condoms than every other time combined

    15 Mar 2014
    You would expect me to be a people person since I work in retail but I just really hate the human population in general!

    22 Feb 2014
    Oh customers how much I hate you all

    14 Jan 2014
    How do people deal with me I’m legit the most obnoxious person ever

    30 Dec 2013
    I’m sorry but a squiggly line is not a signature I wish I could just start punching customers!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 17, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      Well, her parents ruined it for her. They didn’t teach her personal responsibility and that high school and college are the easiest things to do before “real life” begins.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Mentally ill and unnatural hair dye. Has to be a connection

  • DJ
    January 16, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    This world is out if control. Seriously, a go fucking fund me cuz this bitch was bullied. I seriously can’t even deal with this. Oh my god, if she were my kid, I would kick her right in her fat dusty cunt.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    Queen Felicia?
    January 16, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    “WE went to the college to tell them…” This one key line indicates:
    A) This girl thinks she’s like Queen Elizabeth and gets to use the royal “we”
    B) She’s got a therapy rodent in her pocket 
    C) Mommy and Daddy went crying to the college with her because she can’t handle her own shit
    D) All of the above 

    • Anthony Grossi
      January 16, 2019 at 8:21 pm


  • InsertScreenNameHere
    I blame the rules for k-12 public schools...
    January 16, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    …because she learned all of these “buzz words”  from them! The whole time she was a student there, whenever she got into a conflict with another student, all she had to do was yell “Bully!” and the school would have to swoop in and fix everything for her. She didn’t like her grades? It was a result of her depression/ADHD/anxiety, not a result of her not putting in the effort (Anyone want to lay odds these “conditions” scored her an IEP and her teachers had to handle her like fine china?). The public schools are forced to coddle children like her, all the while ensuring they are not prepared to deal with real life. Here’s a lesson they weren’t allowed to teach her: in real life, there will be people you don’t like and those who don’t like you, but there will also be times when you are forced to interact with each other. You can’t always run to school administrators and expect them to force everyone to “play nice.” 

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 16, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    ” Almost killed myself “. That’s like saying I’m almost knocked up. You suck at life try harder…

  • ??
    January 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Also if she is in so much debt how did she afford all the conventions she has gone to? Or all the movies the day they come out?

  • X
    January 16, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    She has bullied mad people herself . And the unknown college she went was Lasell. Like 6 years ago.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 17, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      Lasell has a 78% acceptance rate. So, she’s not the brightest bulb in the batch, too. Well, we knew that.

  • ??
    January 16, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    She is the biggest hypocrite I know. How about those girls you bullied?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    January 16, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Covering the important stories mainstream media wont again I see
    Is the purpose of making fun of these type people to make you feel better about yourself?
    Make commenters feel better about themselves?
    I really see no redeeming benefit to all this.

    • Y
      January 16, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      You could redeem yourself with a broken stool and a rope.

    • Bret
      January 17, 2019 at 7:57 am

      And yet here you sit…lol
      Funny how that works….

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    January 16, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Perhaps Maude Gorman can step in and mentor this poor girl.

  • JimmyBooms
    January 16, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    2moro she will have a picture of herself standing on a bridge contemplating jumping ofcourse but she wont. Well I hope doesn’t jump! Fuck now im going to feel bad if she does. But I will get over it, just like she should.

  • z
    January 16, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Depression is real.
    That being said, on a day to day basis, people don’t give a fuck about you.
    They might care, but they don’t “care”. That’s the way it’s going to be for the rest of your life.
    Everyone has their own shit to worry about. Some may actually be more important than yours.

    I suggest transferring to Hampshire College. They aren’t taking freshman but technically you may not be a freshman. At HC they will bend over backwards to give you all the space you need. I hear there’s going to be a lot of empty dorm rooms available. You won’t get much of an education, but hey, if you don’t go back for a degree it’s maybe better than no degree.

    You already have the hair color down.

  • triggered19
    January 16, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Anyone wanna guess what college? Harvard? Yale? Baystate College?

    • Y
      January 16, 2019 at 3:32 pm

      Hampshire College

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