Fenway Bleachers Vendor: I Was There And No One Yelled Any Racial Slurs At Adam Jones
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We apologize for being relentless about this story, and we promise to return to roasting ratchets shortly. But we have an insatiable thirst for the truth at Turtleboy Sports, and we don’t rest until we find it. We got a hold of a peanut vendor in the bleachers at Fenway, who was working in the exact same section where Adam Jones alleges the racial slurs came from on Monday night. He spoke to us under the condition of anonymity:
Just like we hypothesized. Adam Jones is known to get into it with fans who heckle him. He even said he doesn’t mind fans heckling him so long as it doesn’t cross a line. He was probably going back and forth with some loud and opinionated fans who told him he sucked, then when he went back to the dugout some asshat threw peanuts at him. He was frustrated by it after the game and embellished his story by adding a racial slur to an already animated baseball rivalry.
Kid sent us his vendor ID so it all checks out:
So there you have it. Turtleboy has one witness. Adam Jones has zero. No one saw it or heard it happen, because it never happened. This will be ignored by the mainstream media because it goes against their narrative. But turtle riders love the truth, and now you know what the truth is.
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