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Fenway Bleachers Vendor: I Was There And No One Yelled Any Racial Slurs At Adam Jones

Fenway Bleachers Vendor: I Was There And No One Yelled Any Racial Slurs At Adam Jones

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We apologize for being relentless about this story, and we promise to return to roasting ratchets shortly. But we have an insatiable thirst for the truth at Turtleboy Sports, and we don’t rest until we find it. We got a hold of a peanut vendor in the bleachers at Fenway, who was working in the exact same section where Adam Jones alleges the racial slurs came from on Monday night. He spoke to us under the condition of anonymity:

Just like we hypothesized. Adam Jones is known to get into it with fans who heckle him. He even said he doesn’t mind fans heckling him so long as it doesn’t cross a line. He was probably going back and forth with some loud and opinionated fans who told him he sucked, then when he went back to the dugout some asshat threw peanuts at him. He was frustrated by it after the game and embellished his story by adding a racial slur to an already animated baseball rivalry.

Kid sent us his vendor ID so it all checks out:


So there you have it. Turtleboy has one witness. Adam Jones has zero. No one saw it or heard it happen, because it never happened. This will be ignored by the mainstream media because it goes against their narrative. But turtle riders love the truth, and now you know what the truth is.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Jason
    January 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Look I don’t have a dog in this fight but I was a vendor at Fenway Park for 9 years in the 90s and just because some vendor said he didn’t hear anything doesn’t mean a thing and does not constitute anything close to journalistic proof one way or another. Vendors walk all over the stadium. They go down to their stations and reload. Sometimes they have to go take a piss on account of them being human. Some dumb-assed vendor claiming to have not heard anything is completely irrelevant. A vendor is paid on commission and the bleachers are a big loud place. Good day.

  • Justice
    May 3, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Racism still exists…against ALL races BY ALL races….I won’t dispute that. My question is WHY people lie about it and WANT to be victims of it when it never happened. Good reporting TB, and I for one appreciate the break from the ratchet madness stories. They are getting tiresome.

  • Baraque Hussein Obongo
    May 3, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    The left’s bread and butter is racism / hate crimes. Without that they cease to exist as a political party. Now that people are seeing a lot of the hate and racism comes from the very people who the left tells us are the victims, they are panicking. The new strategy is to create hate crimes and racism so they can say they told us so. Its all right in rules for radicles, the lefts manifesto.

  • Duke Westwood
    May 3, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    OK… Let’s spell it out. It’s a pretty good distance from the bleachers to where the center fielder is. You have to be yelling pretty loudly for him to hear you. Add crowd noise. You have to be yelling your ass off for him to hear you. If he can hear you at that distance, hundreds of other people are closer to you than he is… they’ll hear too. Many of them are black also. I’d be willing to bet they’d be offended and things would escalate. Yet… Only the center fielder heard these awful things. Yes, racism does exist. There is no need to make it up!

    • BobnMic
      May 3, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      If you’ve ever been to Fenway Park before like I have been several several times, sat all over the place, then you know what Duke ^^^^ just said is logistically and logically correct. Fenway Park packs them in every single game. Day or night it doesn’t matter. Shit they have a respectable turn out for batting practice for God sake so there is no way anything about this falsehood is anything other than what is it. Bullshit. So the reality is that if Jones had half a sense of humor he should have thrown the peanuts back if that was really the case! Which it is not. But that would have been funny. Autograph a peanut then toss it back!

  • jon
    May 3, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    long time tb reader longer sox fan i could give 2 shits. been to feway a dozen times sat next a drunk fan i was pissed screaming fuck john lackey till lackey was shelled an taking out in the 4th, fake news next story. also a stoolie till they moved to nyc and got bought. fuck the internet 2017

  • Stef
    May 3, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    Jesus the below comments drive me nuts. Someone that was actually there said it didn’t happen! NOONE that was there except a moron teenager who LIED said he heard it.

    The issue with this country is morons who inherently believe EVERYTHING they are told and don’t question wtf the media or what people around them are telling them. Let’s remember people, that the world was “flat” for how many years until it was discovered that was not true? NOTHING in this world is certain. It could’ve happened either way, but the facts lean towards NO. TAKE FACTS, ANALYZE THEM AND FORM UR OWN OPINION! but don’t just take something as FACT bc the media and some moron baseball player say so. THINK PEOPLE, THINK! This is why we are YEARS behind China. Because ppl are turning into fucking DRONES !

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      May 3, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      It isn’t even that they are drones (which they are), it’s that they WANT to believe it. The lemmings NEED to feel better about all the lies they tell and believe – which explains why they are so passionate in defending them. It’s pure narcissism and the Dems have a lock on these self-aggrandizing, egotistical simps.

  • Rightwinger
    May 3, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    Oh, The Peanut guy said it didn’t happen! I guess we can throw this one into the solved case file!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      May 3, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      What’s the matter? You lemmings believed all the lies Obama & Clinton told you. You can believe them and a discredited 17 year old “witness”, but not the guy that actually works at the park every night?

      But keep making a fool of yourself in the comments. As long as there are shitbags and useful idiots like you in the world, there will always be a Turtleboy to call you out on your lies and BS.

      • Rightwinger
        May 3, 2017 at 8:56 pm

        You have got it all wrong, I call out the Sheep ( TB minions ) for their idiocy! Keep grazing though!!!

    • Realist
      May 4, 2017 at 12:10 am

      Curt ( The blogger ) has now weighed in! TB retweeting anything from that demented shitbag speaks volumes!

    • ChuckWoolery
      May 4, 2017 at 9:21 am

      Oh, so the baseball player said it happened! So I guess we can throw this one into the solve case file!

  • DAN
    May 3, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    So one peanut guy didn’t hear it, so it never happened?

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm

      Same logic as “So one person claims to hear it so it happened?”

      At least the peanut guy can prove he was there unlike the lying kid who can’t produce a ticket stub and tries to pass off a day game photo as proof of him being at a night game.

    • Niko, The Insecure One
      May 4, 2017 at 11:18 am

      Face it! Niko is a poor little wretch, sorely lacking in some sort of “something” in his personal life that he had to make up a story (similar to Jones)! Niko was even bragging about it to his “girlfriend” and seemed to be very proud that they were talking about him:

      @FelgerAndMazz talking about me baby I’m famous (s/o to @wiznut9 for the video)

      I think that, right there, is proof positive that this pathetic BOY is trying to be something bigger! Is it because of a small penis? It’s ok little man, not everyone can measure up to be a true man! Maybe your “girlfriend” can do better?

      • Niko's Enormous Penis
        May 4, 2017 at 7:38 pm

        I’ll have you guise know that I’m quite well endowed, if I do say so myself.

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