Ferguson Protests Ruin Christmas Tree Lighting For Boston Children, Police Need To Start Bashing Hippies

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So I’m the angry Turtleboy writer. Around TBSports they call me Reginald McDooshnozzle, and I don’t have the time to blog as much as some of the other writers on here. But after seeing what I’ve seen on the news tonight I just can’t hold back anymore.

Tonight protesters ruined the Christmas tree lighting on the Boston Common. The event was mainly attended by families with young children. Kids are the best because they don’t care about any of this stuff. Their biggest fear is that Santa will screw up their complicated order that they just gave him at the Natick Mall.

But the protesters couldn’t let the kids have their night. They showed up in full force, shouted their rhymes, and forced a bunch of families to pack up and leave. This is straight up BUSGATE behavior. Nothing more and nothing less. Adults acting like savages and scaring the shit out of children.

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Hey assholes, when you were kids did a bunch of hippies ruin Christmas for you? Do you think you’re doing these kids a favor? Do you honestly think they give a flying fuck about Michael Brown, Eric Garner or any other topic that you write about in 140 characters or less? Nope. The only thing they care about is what Santa’s bringing them this year. That’s because unlike the rest of us they represent innocence. Pure innocence. Every kid has the right to be a kid. And you’re taking that away from them because you’re all selfish pieces of human garbage.

I’m kind of sick of reading all these blogs about Ferguson on Turtleboy, but this shit just won’t go away. Believe me, I want nothing more than to pursue more important topics – like making fun of what a loser Jay Cuter is – but the hippies won’t give me a days rest from this shit. I think the only solution to this is snow. Hippies hate snow.

Serious question – how long does this get to go on for? I’m kind of getting pissed at the police at this point. It’s time to stop playing nice-nice with these terrorists. Like in New York they literally put cones around this lone hippy and made traffic go AROUND HIM:

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The one of these “peaceful protesters” started begging this cop to choke him:

Because that’s ultimately what they want. They WANT to be victims. They WANT to be the next Michael Brown. But Michael Brown ultimately had balls. He didn’t make the best decisions, but he had balls. These people have no balls. What they don’t realize is that the police are their best friends right now. The cops are standing there letting them violate laws by obstructing major roads that emergency services need access to. And how do you thank them for not arresting you? Getting in their face and calling them killers. Well done dooshnozzles.

Hey police – it’s time to start bashing faces like the old days. The public overwhelmingly supports a good ol’ fashioned hippy beatdown. No one cares if you beat the shit out of these dolts and then toss them in jail. Literally no one that matters will be upset. Do it. Public support will overwhelmingly be in your favor. I’m sick of turning on the TV and watching cops bending over backwards to accommodate these assholes only to have these useless pieces of excrement yell at them and call them killers.

This shit was cute for the first couple of days. The cops let it go on because they kind of had to for PR purposes. But how much longer do they get to flagrantly violate our laws? Since when is it OK to stand on the subway tracks and shut down a mode of transportation that is used by decent, hard-working people of all incomes and races?

protesters stand on boston subway tracks

The girl next to the tall black guy looks like she’s about to take a giant dump on the train track. Seriously though. Run these jabronies over. I’m so sick of this. I’m sick of people telling me how “brave” these idiots are. Wanna see how brave they are? Send a train down the tracks. I bet you they run. Because if you don’t truly fear for your life, then how brave are you really? What are you risking by doing this? Absolutely NOTHING. When push comes to shove they’re just a bunch of gutless cowards.

Ferguson protesters lies on subway Boston

I love the fact that these losers are intentionally lying on a ground that is covered in 20 year old feces and urine. It’s just so fitting. And what do they get out of it at the end of the day? Absolutely nothing. Every time I hear someone say how historic this is I wanna laugh in their face. Newslfash – this is NOT going to be in any history textbook ever. Why? Because only protests that actually accomplish something make the textbooks.

Ghandi’s protests led to Indian independence. Martin Luther King’s protests led to specific legislation (Civil and Voting Rights Acts) that 90% of these idiots are probably unfamiliar with. The Boston Tea Party directly contributed to the American Revolution. We learn about those things in textbooks because they were influential. This shit? None of this shit matters because nothing will ever come of it.

We do learn about certain figures in history who have been assasinated as part of a larger movement. But if I asked 20 of these idiots who Medger Evers was I bet you less than three of them can tell me. He mattered. From a strictly historical perspective Michael Brown will not matter. Our kids won’t know his name and even the protesters will forget about him after they find something else to protest.

I just want Boston, New York, and every other major city back from these jagoffs. They had their day in the sun, but now the fun’s over. No mercy.

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7 Comment(s)
  • "the girl next to the tall black guy"
    December 6, 2014 at 8:22 am


  • Hippies Can't Stand Death Metal
    December 5, 2014 at 11:18 am
    “Hippies can’t stand death metal”

    • Finnish Goalie
      December 5, 2014 at 12:50 pm

      But does death metal like cops?

  • Paula
    December 5, 2014 at 11:12 am

    Every time I see them I want to go all PCU on them with a big sign that says “we’re not gonna protest” and get the chant going,lol.

  • Salacious Biteme
    December 5, 2014 at 8:37 am

    You need to stop calling these pathetic dumbshits hippies. Hippies no longer exist.

  • Mike
    December 5, 2014 at 8:05 am

    It would be easier to laugh if the author wasn’t such a boob and knew what people were protesting. It was the Garner case

    • Jay
      December 5, 2014 at 2:49 pm

      Bullshit!!!!….. I was in Boston common for this and signs were talking about ferguson and chants consisted of don’t shoot and I can’t breath(which is garner)….. So the protests were for both

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