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Fien Laqueefa Goes Full Crackopotamus On Boston Police For Being In Murder Central JP Projects, Claims To Be A Lawyer Who Wants To Do Her Homework, Says She Reps Jesus In Most Ratchet Video Of All Time

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Bromley Housing Projects in Jamaica Plain are some of the most deadly and crime ridden tenements in Boston. Just Google it:

Naturally there’s a heavy police presence there, because that’s what cops should do – go the places where all the crime takes place. Of course this offends many in the “fuck da 12” community, because they’d rather let natural selection play itself out instead of having anything that remotely resembles law and order. Like this video from a local activist named Nene Warren (who we’d love to have on Turtleboy Live Sunday night):

Funny, they don’t show these videos on the news. Even though they happen pretty much every day in crack villages all across the country. Props to the cops for resisting the urge to laugh in her face and/or staple her cockwasher closed.

Especially this guy who had the ultimate GED camouflage on…

The hat. And he didn’t bend the brim either.

Now all he has to do is go home and add the dog filter to his Facebook profile picture and he’ll officially be able to pass for a guttermuppet wherever he goes.

Here’s some of Brushteefa’s more memorable quotes….

“Get out my address.”

Belive me hun – the last thing anyone wants to do is be anywhere near your address. Unfortunately that’s where all the killing takes place so the cops have to be down there.

“They know me at Central Headquarters. “Headquarters knows who I am, I did my interview with them already.”

Oh, I have no doubt they know you at central headquarters. And by interview she means, “I had to explain why I was caught mid-stroke in a back alley with Diego the friendly neighborhood crack dealer.”

“Leave out my porch.”

Yea, you live in the projects hun. You don’t have a porch. You don’t even have a stoop. You do have a community sidewalk though, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

“I hope you know I’m on live, and I’m a lawyer.”

Does this look like a woman who hasn’t passed the bar?

That woman right there is a learned scholar who can recite case law with the best of them.

But then all of a sudden she wasn’t a lawyer…

“I’m a paralegal, I rep with Jesus.”

True that girl. This house Jesus be reppin frfr….

The best was how she thought she could make the cops leave, as if it’s her property….

“I run this”

Nah bitch, I run this. You live in community housing. Ya know why collections is after you for that $4 a month the government asks you to pay in order to live there? Because the taxpayers pick up the rest. Same goes for those food stamps that you no doubt sell on Facebook yard sale pages.

“You didn’t know I was that smart did you?”

Boo, we know how smart you be just by looking at your Facebook resume….

Oh snap!! She finished two colleges and all her degrees. Now she just has to finish up her associates at community college. That’s the order you go in right? Bachelor, Masters, THEN Associates. And by “community college,” she meant, “I snuck inside the President’s office trying to steal his shit when he was at lunch and I took this glamour shot.

She really didn’t care for the black cops in particular…

“You think you white don’t you?”

Translation – “Everyone with health insurance and a 6th grade education thinks they’re white. I enjoy perpetuating unfair stereotypes about racial groups, including my own, and generally making others who have a similar complexion deeply ashamed of me. ”

Turns out the cops were just jealous of her looks…

“You’re really mad that your wife don’t look like me.”

Safe to say that none of their wives looks like you. I’m sure some people’s husbands do though….

Just sayin. I mean, we all agree this is a dude right? Peep that armpit hair….

I can only imagine the cha-cha-cha-chia sprouting inside those jorts. That bush is so thick there’s probably at least three Vietcong lying in ambush for the next guy crackapotamus who wants to trade in some testers for poontang.

“Y’all need Jesus. Do y’all know who Jesus is? You don’t know who Jesus is, cuz you white and you racist.”

It’s true – wypipo hate Jesus. We all can’t be as woke as Fien Laqueefa.

“I can’t do my college homework cuz y’all out here.”

Based on her writing style I’m guessing she had to finish up her thesis on molecular engineering.

OK then.

“All you monkeys leave, and I’ll leave.”

Honey, I think we can all agree that one thing you will never, ever do is leave the Bromley projects. By the way, imagine the outrage if someone called her that particular animal’s name. It’s cool though, because a gender studies professor at Woke State University said that only wypipo can be racist. Therefore it’s true.

“I’m supposed to be taking a tub.”

Hunny, after stewing in a tub full of your own grundle juices your landlord’s gonna have to call up the bio-hazard specialists.


In the least surprising news ever this project passaround has fired at least two or three fuck trophies out of her baby cannon. I don’t know what their names are but I’m willing to bet she put much more time into thinking of a random name to give them (that includes at least one apostrophe) than she did teaching them how to read.

And in the least surprising news ever, her background as an attorney came from when she represented herself in court earlier this year in a vain attempt to get her children back from her mother, who she basically gave the kids to 13 years ago so she could go out and turn herself into a stuffed crust pizza. Here’s the custody case:

Just to review:

  • Mom gives up son
  • Mom wants son back
  • Mom’s defense is that she is now a “full grown woman”
  • Son’s doctor provided note stating that the reason he’s all fucked up is solely because of his mother’s “erratic, inappropriate, and violent behavior

Weird, because she came across as a very responsible parent. Being a lawyer and all.

Watch out though, because she’s been focusing on her dreams lately and is destined to be a billionaire…..

Uncle Turtleboy’s really gotta do a police ride along in Boston. I’d pay good money to read that blog.

12 Comment(s)
  • Anetra Warren
    April 8, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    To all the haters exactly thr blacks ones claim be there. You uneducated next teach you children know there rights. And before I go God bless you ..

    I been winning.. silent moves is best ask Jesus if any of u belive in him instead self. AND FOR RACIST PEOPLE U MAD I AM VERY MAINTAINED EDUCATED AN BEAUTIFUL YHANBYOUR WIFE OR WHOEVE RU CLAIM. REMEMBER REPST THUS BLACJ QUEEN OR STAY SIELNT. Why cause I don’t interested desperate and evil behavior. As for my blacks learn from as True Right Activist. And my mother and I doing great. Just just epbg with her. Bye for now. See you all in future still adovacy for #BlackLivesMatter #LeaderOfSociety #CivilRightActivist to blessed scoop to foolishness behavior

  • Screw PC
    June 18, 2018 at 10:05 am

    Yeah, that cop is mad because his wife doesn’t look like exactly like Foxy Brown’s brother got shitfaced and stole his sister’s clothes.

    Do what they want. Remove all police presence and let them beg for the cops to come back again when they can’t take their own behavior any longer.

    • msheadkracker
      June 19, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      This is my stance, move the police out and let them fend for themselves. They will quickly realize that was a bad move when shit starts hitting the fan and 911 aint around to save them from that drive by, home invasion, jr drowning in the pool, if the cops go, ems and fire go too, its not safe to send them in if the cops cant come in. 

  • mopey63
    June 18, 2018 at 7:40 am

    None of your posts I get on FB will allow me to see the videos posted. This is the 3rd one I’ve tried to look at that says “Video Unavailable. This video may no longer exist, or you don’t have permission to view it” Just letting you know in case anyone else is also having this problem.

    • Screw PC
      June 18, 2018 at 10:07 am

      Because they have a moment of clarity when they Google themselves. Usually, that moment only lasts a moment.

  • The Vorlon
    June 16, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Think of how desperate a member of the bar would be to hire THAT!

  • bayview
    June 16, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Speaking Proper English is no longer required to be admitted to college?

  • Peter Niss
    June 16, 2018 at 4:42 pm


  • msheadkracker
    June 16, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Christ put a warning up, *Caution* drag queenz ahead, avert your eyes. This thing is a piece of work, cant speak proper english, cant speak proper ebonics, calls herself a lawyer, thinks shes in college, says she runs a whole public housing building, she aint shit. Those cops, if i was that female cop this dirty drag queef would be eating cement, what kind of low life gutter slug do you have to be to talk to police like that when they didnt say a word to you? This type of person right here, American hating, cop hating, low life welfare leach can go back to their “motherland” as they like to say, and we wouldnt miss them, the economy wouldnt miss them, the only thing that would suffer is the Nike market, there would be a huge plummet in their stock. We wouldnt have to hear anymore “but we waz kangz” shit anymore.  

  • TJB
    June 16, 2018 at 11:39 am

    TB, this queef is so revolting she deserves one of those warning screens. Warning; this photo contains gruesome content. If that is a female, she is in the top five fugly women of all time on TB. And that’s an exclusive club, for sure. Summertime brings all the insects out; including the two legged ones.

    • KWarren1012
      June 19, 2018 at 3:58 pm

      The in this video is my sister in law. My husband and I in no way condone her behavior and in fact, are disgusted by it. However, some of these comments have some very deep racial undertones that should be addressed. These comments make some of you sound no better than her.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 16, 2018 at 10:46 am

    Did she pass the Oklahoma bar with her cousin Elizabeth Warren? Also kudos on the ghetto soundtrack it pretty much fit the ghetto scenery.

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