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Fiena Turner And Sex Bucket Hubby Start GoFundMe After She Fell Asleep With Lit Cigarette During A Bender, Burned Her Fall River Apartment Down And Killed Her 3 Cats


Every once in a while I think I’ve seen it all. Then someone send us a story on Fall River and I realize there’s many more shitheads out there to expose. For instance, on February 1st there was a fire on Middle Street in Fall River, that began when some junkalope passed out during yet another binger, except she forgot to put her Newport 100 out first.

Multiple units at a Fall River apartment complex were damaged by fire Friday night caused by what fire officials believe was a lit cigarette. According to Fall River District Fire Chief Michael Clark, crews responded to The Mount apartments on Middle Street for reports of flames coming from a 4th floor attic apartment. Clark said everyone inside the building was evacuated and no one was injured, however three cats died in the fire. According to Clarke, they received reports that the woman who lived in the apartment had dropped the cigarette she was smoking. When it caught fire, she tried to put it out with a pot of water but failed.

This is Maria Hardiman and sexified hubby Eddy Jasmin.

They fuck.

Maria was the one who passed out ripping a butt, which likely is a regular occurrence for her.

Because she’s such an irresponsible twit, three innocent cats had to die in her attic apartment that she shared with Sexy Eddy.

Maria doesn’t have a job and does what half the people in Fall River do for a living instead – collect “disability.”

AKA – she has the “disease” and doesn’t feel like working, so the taxpayers take care of her. Unfortunately her hairdresser doesn’t take EBT, so this is what we’re left with.

She walks into the beauty parlor and says, “Give me the ‘Guns n Roses just ran train on me’ look.” I can smell the menthol and rum and coke from here.

Anyway, she started a GoFundMe, but failed to point out in it that she is the reason her apartment burned down and her cats died. She also failed to turn off the CAPS LOCK.

According to her she’s already gotten donations from the Red Cross and the Fall River Firefighter’s Wive’s Association, on top of the social security check that her and her likely unemployed bucket of sex juice probably receives as well. For a fire that she started that killed three innocent cats and displaced one other family of tenants.

She also uses the death of her son Richie to try to get people to donate.

Richie is a real big loss. Fiena Turner did such a bangup job raising him that he grew up and contributed to society by getting arrested for A&B.

Richard Leo Hardiman, 19, of Brickel Rd. in Stoughton, was charged with assault and battery and threat to commit a crime.

He learned it from watching you Mom!

3:03 p.m. Argument reported on Pleasant Street; Officers Charles Roberts, Jonathan Gagne and Stewart Mellyn investigated; one party transported to the hospital for injuries; Maria A. Hardiman, 39, of 212 Buckley Rd., Stoughton, was issued a summons for domestic assault and battery.

And then pulling a knife on a witness in a case he was involved in in a failed attempt to keep him from snitching.

By threatening a “snitch,” three Stoughton men earned additional charges Thursday evening. Richard Leo Hardiman, 20, of 60 Bickel Road, Stoughton, and Jace Burger, 20, of 5 Roosevelt Court, Stoughton, are facing charges of assault with a dangerous weapon, conspiracy and witness intimidation. The third man, William Pedro, 20, of 20 Sentinel St., Stoughton, was charged with accessory after the fact. The three 20-year-olds riding in a blue Ford F-250 approached two people on Pearl Street. Hardiman and Burger jumped from the vehicle, calling the men “snitches,” according to Deputy Chief Robert Devine. Hardiman brandished a small knife, before the two men got back into the truck, operated by Pedro. “We believe their purpose was to find this kid and intimidate him because he’s a witness in a case,” said Devine.

Her “disability” by the way is “bipolar.” Which in the ratchet community means, “sometimes I get really fucked up choke a bitch, so I can’t be trusted to stay in an actual work environment for more than 30 minutes at at time.”

Hard pass on the GoFundMe Fiena.


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29 Comment(s)
  • V
    October 29, 2019 at 2:42 am

    What a fucking trashbag. This piece of shit deserves to suffer like those poor cats did.

  • CreepyDoll1313
    February 27, 2019 at 1:04 am

    What in the 80s nightmare?? I just got the smallest scent of Aquanet and The Car Palace women’s bathroom! Remember those days when there we’re only 2 genders and people weren’t coddled or offended by Christmas songs,and chimney sweeps,straw, chicken abortions, and whatever some idiotic bored soccer mom will come up! Anyway, these 2 look straight out of inbreeding magazine, couple of the goddamn year! I’m so glad I never became a typical Fall River statistic,hoodrat,ebonic,ghetto trash,piece of douche fuckery. Sweet zombie Jesus, Just start a Purge Night please? And off all the trash of Fall River..take the city back,make it better, cleaner, safer, and every genre of music available for everyone’s taste. . I’ll start the Mosh pit..any leftover scumfucks we’ll just toss in the bonfire..options!

  • Wheres da bubbla?
    February 24, 2019 at 8:13 am

    Just to clarify, it was not a pot of water, it was a potta watta.

  • itsjustme
    February 23, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Is the picture she used for the gfm from a 80s costume party or does she look like that every day?

  • Big Wick
    February 23, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Gawd, where to start? Bouffant hair, check. Ciggies, check. Tit tat, check. Saggy boobs, check. The wrong pussy died. And, worst of all, she committed that unpardonable sin of using “ECT.” AAARGH! What the f*** is an “ect.”? If you can’t use and spell it correctly, DON’T!

  • Ken
    February 23, 2019 at 7:25 am

    You irresponsible piece of shit!! Displacing myself, my 2 children and many other people in that building, and you’re gonna cry “oh poor me!” Fuck you!! That night, I just sat down to eat dinner with me children when we heard banging on my door. As I walked closer to my door I heard a faint alarm sounding, when I opened my door, I was overwhelmed by smoke and this bitch saying “call 911” (because she doesn’t have a phone) I pulled the fire call box in the hallway and tossed her my extinguisher which did absolutely nothing because that fire was burning for some time already. When I ever opened that door, the thoughts of my children being behind me is something that I will never forget, and I’m sure they won’t either! As a matter of fact now, everytime my son hears a siren, his head snaps around looking and waiting for something to happen! This has been the longest 3 weeks of my life, I’m out almost 3k out of pocket (the insurance company is only reimbursing me $750) and finally now moving into my new place this weekend. It’s going to be a big adjustment for both my children and me. You’re a piece of shit Maria, and so is that other woman in the building who is trying to put in a false claim saying she has smoke damage, trying to rob any money that’s available for your neighbors, your neighbors who really need the funding to rebuild their lives that you so f’d up so badly! Rot in hell!!

  • Benevolence with a hard-on
    February 23, 2019 at 5:33 am

    I’l help bring her $20 closer to her goal.
    All she has to do is everything, but mostly the stuff that makes her cry and hate herself after the fact.
    The BF can’t watch but he can listen to her shameful sobbing, muffled by her pillow.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 23, 2019 at 11:35 am

      Awesome post! lol

  • Milf Assessor
    February 23, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Stoughton = Dorchester with trees

  • Spend It All
    February 23, 2019 at 12:13 am

    How old is that court log from for Maria???? It’s gotta be from 20+ years ago.

    Maria A. Hardiman, 39, of 212 Buckley Rd., Stoughton, was issued a summons for domestic assault and battery.

    39?! You’re fucking kidding me…. She’s gotta be damn near 60 in those pictures!

  • Captain Trips
    Smokey the Bear
    February 22, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Place would of burned anyway. Look at the picture of him in the bedroom. I see a curling iron and hairdryer connected to an overloaded circuit on a carpeted floor with a wire going under what looks like a comforter.

  • Y
    February 22, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    She looks like Joe Dirt with tits!

  • Spike the Dog
    February 22, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Cats are sneaky mother fuckers. Maybe she interrupted a plot against her by those sneaky bastards. She should be commended

    February 22, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Looks like Steven Avery & Barb Tadych
    Finally Ended up getting married after all. I knew there was more then meets the eye with those two!

  • whatevuh
    February 22, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Personal Care Attendant. . . how the fuck did I know that before I even saw it?
    Can you imagine, you’re like 75-80 yrs old, have trouble doing things, need assistance, and this is the fucking skank that shows up to help you? Holy shit, just let me die old and alone with a dirty depends, I’m good . . . .

  • ElJefe72
    February 22, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    TBS; you gotta give us a warning before you post pictures like this!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 22, 2019 at 8:21 pm

      I agree. I had to open the window to let the stale smoke smell out and I don’t even smoke.

      Must be something new – ‘OdorVision’

  • Chuck Woolery
    February 22, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    The important thing is that they found each other

  • Marty Walsh
    February 22, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Is off her just for killing the cats. That brings her death toll up to four. Scum trash like this should be cut off from any social services and let the genes die off.

  • WeRFuked
    February 22, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    I would not.

    • whatevuh
      February 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      I agree I wouldn’t fuck that with your dick, no offense intended

  • Francis Sidebottom
    February 22, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    How can you be sure the three cats were innocent

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 22, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    When I saw her pictures I could actually smell the stale after-smell of Newport 100’s, the AquaNet, and the knock-off version of Liz Claiborne perfume.

    Imagine what her lungs look like?

    Hans Solo: “OH!! And I thought she smelled bad on the outside!”

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 22, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    They both look about as redneck as you can get! Jesus Christ! Are they products of in breeding? I bet her favorite saying is: “Well kiss my grits!”

  • Stroke Me Stroke Me
    February 22, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Cultural Soup of the day is dishonesty. Thank a Liberal, Democrat or Communist.

    • You Got Fooled Son
      February 22, 2019 at 11:22 pm

      Is this the most recent content handed down from the motherland? Agent Orange is on his way out so we must bring back hate for the brown president!

      Your boy’s going down harder that Mullet O’Hara on her Mossy Oak manboy. Hopefully at some point before it’s too late you’ll realize the sheer amount of calories you burned just to believe you’re right rather than actually be right.

      • Michael's Penis on Ellen
        February 23, 2019 at 2:29 am

        Wow an NPC on TBS!!


      • Barry
        February 23, 2019 at 11:05 pm

        Learn to code

      • Brown Man Was Really Bad. Don’t You Remember?
        February 24, 2019 at 9:39 am

        The most recent was Trump is the president and your candidate lost


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