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Filipino Diving Team Scores 0.0 Points In Spectacular Style

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If you’re ever having a bad day, just watch this video of the Filipino diving team who just competed at the 2015 Southeast Asia Games, so you can see that your life isn’t that bad after all.

I don’t know much about competitive diving but I do know a couple basic rules. First of all, you’re not supposed to land on your back.

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Also, pencil dives are frowned upon.

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Lastly, a score of 0.0 is far from ideal.

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Newsflash – you guys are from the Philippines. Stick to boxing. If you wanna know how to dive, talk to Bron-Bron. Oh well, maybe next time. At least they got a good soak in. High five!!!

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9 Comment(s)
  • mark d
    August 10, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    Ok now you’re really in trouble. 500k unique visitors per month. dude. such bullshit. you get 35k unique visitors per month.

  • Big Paul
    August 10, 2016 at 10:11 pm

    Dang TB, your wife has really got fat since she had that baby. I bet you don’t even find her attractive anymore. That must be rough for a stay at home dad with a blog on the side. Really nothing to live for. This is fun by the way. I find someone I disagree with, then I insult them or a member of their family about their appearance on the internet. You really make $800 a month doing this shit! Dang. I could do things like start calling her miss piggy. the real miss piggy was in love with a frog not a turtle, but hey, they’re both green.

    • Makefartsgreatagain
      August 11, 2016 at 9:02 am

      Leave your fantasies for your 15mins of alone time….

  • GoneWest
    August 10, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    JUST competed in 2015? TB get it together

  • Joe Max
    August 10, 2016 at 4:00 pm

    I’ve been over there twice. Saying that, many Filipinos love the water, ocean, swimming, diving, fishing, etc. The country has thousands of islands too. This is more of a embarrassment to the country. But far worse, is dealing with Prez Duterte, who is tough as nails and can be off-the-hook at times. I think the divers will be OK with Duterte. Hopefully they won’t end up like the drug dealers over-there !

  • Shemp Howard
    June 12, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    My first grade daughter watched with me and thinks that they maybe just need to go to swimming lessons.

  • Joe Momma
    June 12, 2015 at 8:36 am

    It’s like watching the NY Jets try to play football…….

  • RJ
    June 12, 2015 at 7:58 am

    At least these guys can actually dive. They obviously screwed up these particular ones, but the most embarrassing performance has to be Eric Moussambani. Dude doesn’t look like he even knows how to swim.

  • BobnMic
    June 12, 2015 at 1:40 am

    Now this is a dive:

    https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk

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