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FINALLY! The Infamous 2 Time Rub & Tug Madame Had Her Day In Court And The Verdict Is….

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I’ve been singing Roxanne by The Police all damn day after hearing the final verdict in the case against Lori Ann Barron.

Madame Barron has been in and out of the spotlight for the last 4 years (the entire time being free on bail) for charges stemming from the search and shut-down of her business “The Spa For Gentlemen”. (Yes, she actually named her shady massage parlor “The Spa For Gentlemen” because being discreet is something Lori gives zero shits about.)

It wasn’t until one of her employees contacted the Lawrence Police Department in 2013 to press assault charges that everything came crashing down and her entire operation was exposed. Apparently this particular employee was fed up with Lori’s crap, refused to spank a demanding customer and was manhandled by Lori who dragged her by her hair outside. You gotta admit, Lori is a bad bitch.


So the cops raid her house and business and find all sorts of pimptastic evidence including a list of Johns just shy of 1600 names, video recordings of her love-ducklings in the act, etc. Lori saved tons of info and evidence to blackmail her girls into staying and threatened to call their families, spouses and DCF if they ever tried to leave.

Oh yeah, and she already got nailed for this in the past when her previous business was busted in N.H. for the same exact thing.

Lori didn’t take the stand in her defense and made a ballsy move when she denied the courts final plea offer back in March of this year. After 4 years of continuances and testimonies by many people, including 4 of her ex-employees, the jury took only 4 hours to come to a decision.


Hahaaaaa. Sucks to suck Lori!

The jury found Lori guilty of 3 counts of sex/human trafficking, 1 count of prostitution and 1 count of photographing an unsuspecting nude person. The only charge that was dropped was 1 count of intimidation of a witness (which doesn’t surprise me considering she paid the don’t-wanna-spank-a-dude employee 5k to drop the assault charges against her.)

Each sex trafficking charge alone has a minimum of 5 years and a maximum of 20 years in prison and even though her request to remain free on bail until sentencing was denied, Lori remained stoic during the entire ruling. Actually, the only thing she cared about was what to do with her car parked over at the MBTA station. Priorities.

No friends or family were present during the hearing either which doesn’t surprise me. Her husband (who has still been paying her 3k/month over the years) divorced her, her mother-in-law and daughter both had restraining orders placed against them by Lori and no one wants to be friends with an abusive trick-tamer.

Let that be a lesson to all of you sloven, Black & Decker pecker-wreckers that being a ho isn’t a career with advancement opportunities. At best you’re running the show, making dirty money and ultimately going to prison because bitches be crazy and you can’t get away with giving blowies to thousands of dudes forever.

Nice try on the pants-suit and crocks though.




3 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 22, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    She’ll be running things in prison. She’ll be just like Red on Orange is the New black.

  • June 22, 2017 at 12:26 am! she will have some time to contemplate the error of her ways

    • June 22, 2017 at 12:42 am

      Right? She’s uad 3 lawyers and still managed to screw herself… Ha

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