A while back we showed you a happy couple at a New England Patriots game, we deemed the greatest couple of all time, due to their hilarious sense of humor.
Well, this weekend at the Fourth of July Parade in Fitchburg, we saw two, young, lovestruck Fithburgians who might’ve stolen their crown:
Best. Couple. Ever.
I mean, all couples fight, but at least these two have a sense of humor about it. I mean, this picture couldn’t be any more perfect. Look at her fantastic disgruntled face, and the the smiling face of “I don’t give a fuck because after 50 years of marriage I’m used to it” on him.
And honestly, this guy has more style than any 70+ person I’ve ever seen. Boat shoes and sweatpants are such an underrated look. The guy looks like he’s ready to run a 5K and his teeth are in a lot better shape than 99% of Fitchburg residents, which explains why his wife is still with him despite the fact that he’s a dickhead.
I wish I could’ve been a fly in the room when they decided to make these shirts, because I can’t imagine a situation in which Mrs. Turtleboy would be down for this. I mean, I would have no problem with it, but convincing the wife is a whole other story. I’m guessing he was just sitting around ripping ass and giving zero fucks, so she called him a dickhead. Then he called her a bitch, and the two of them said at the same time “Let’s make t-shirts!!!” Genius.
Move over American Gothic, you’ve just been surpassed as America’s greatest work of art.