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Fitchburg Crack Magnet Accuses “Crackhead Ass N Word” Of Selling Her Dog For Crack Money On Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook Post

 

The Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group was on fire today after a local snatch hog who goes by Tiffany Dontshootem posted about a “crackhead ass n***a” who allegedly sold her dog while he was supposed to be watching it.

Good Lord, just look at that thing.

His chinstrap has pubes that have grown their own pubes. When you let a guy like that near your dog there’s at least a little 75% chance they’re gonna sell it for crack. That’s just science. Maybe in the future try not lending your dogs out to “crackhead ass n***as,” to avoid this from happening again.

But it’s not her fault because he “hides a lot.”

This man right here hides nothing.

He might as well have “crackhead ass n***a” tattooed on his forehead.

Her real name is Tiffany Rios, and she wants to make it clear that she is NOT a crackhead.

She just associates with them, and occasionally puts them in charge of watching her dog.

Not the first time she’s lost this dog either.

The dog could be in Gardner or Fitchburg. One of those places. It’s hard to keep track of which crackhead ass n word was watching it last.

In fairness, last time the dog escaped and ran to one of two cities that don’t border each other, but this time it was sold for drugs.

So get your FACKS straight!

She claims that she had no choice but to lend out her dog to a crackhead because she was homeless.

But she swears she’s not a crackhead too. She just associates with them.

She knows for a fact that the dog was sold for crack money after conferring with her friend Bebo Pabon, the most trustworthy person in Fitchburg.

Does this look like the face of a person who would lie to her about a crackhead selling her dog?

If the name Bebo Pabon rings a bell, you may know him better as “Crack Rock Carlos,” after he was featured on Turtleboy in August when he was kicked out of a diner for smoking crack in the parking lot, and ultimately fell asleep in his oatmeal at the table before claiming racial discrimination.

If Bebo says he doesn’t know where the dog is then he’s gotta be telling the truth. It’s not like he’s a crackhead who routinely posts lies on social media either. And it certainly doesn’t appear to be the case that everyone in this young lady’s social circles has issues with smoking crack.

Oh, and her “friends” are only sharing it if she agrees to sleep with them.

Just another day in Fitchburg.

 

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44 Comment(s)
  • George Lopez
    May 6, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    Miss Unibrow 2021. its getting awfully spicky around here.

  • Knyles Knorbsen
    May 6, 2021 at 11:02 am

    That chick is fucked if she ever had to go to court. She would light the detectors up for a week with all that hardware in her grill!!

  • Booger
    May 6, 2021 at 10:47 am

    That Bilbo dude looks like my mom’s old duchebag!

  • Metro West Guy
    Bill Fitch-Berg
    May 6, 2021 at 10:20 am

    No shock when stories of pit bulls mauling a grandmother to death come out after understanding the inherent viciousness and unpredictability of that breed, along with ghetto types breeding them like rats and then treating them like a $0.99 paint brush.

  • Lock and Load
    May 6, 2021 at 9:35 am

    No, all lives don’t matter.

  • Emperor Dalek
    May 6, 2021 at 9:30 am

    EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! The obese sub-humans must be EX-TER-MIN-A-TED!

  • Stu Pitt
    May 6, 2021 at 7:24 am

    If the skank is homeless perhaps she should give the dog away out of a sense of decency. Yeah, that never happens.

  • Ron Jeremy's Handsome Gentile Cousin
    May 6, 2021 at 5:55 am

    This is why everyone hates the poors.

    Protip: nobody in this post’s lives matter. At all.

    Jee-sus, these are some handsome ase people.

    The dog thief looks like the Quaker Oats guy made a baby with Post Malone’s shower drain.

    That fat black guy who looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island looks like he is having a severe allergic reaction. Dude’s face looks like a harvest moon.

    Oh, to be fair, the chick who got her dog sold isn’t hideous, but she looks like she’s definitely headed to MCI Shirley at sone point. Thst’s just science.

    Is there anyone mentioned in that article who hasn’t been to jail? Probably just that waitress chick who blew up the addict’s narrative.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 6, 2021 at 5:05 am

    These are my favorite stories! They give me a warm feeling inside knowing that no matter how shitty my day is, I’m still doing 100 percent better than these losers! Every one of them are at least two rungs father down on the evolutionary ladder.. unfortunately for us, we support them.

  • I went to school with Bebo
    May 6, 2021 at 12:47 am

    They used to call him Bebo Ball Chins because the way his double chins fold in it looks like has two nutsacks for a chin lol. Thats why he covers it with a beard now.

    • MSP
      May 6, 2021 at 9:55 am

      I heard he got the nickname after a judge’s daughter slobbed his knob for drugs and got arrested after the deed.

  • Fuck you
    May 5, 2021 at 11:40 pm

    Getchur ass to Hopkinton. Getchur urself a good seat. Keep your head low. Or be an accident

  • Trump Voters
    May 5, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    Every single one of them voted Trump

  • Cleghorn Thugsalot
    May 5, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    Pubefarm gave Lunchbox a couple of rocks to get rid of the dog.

  • Faks yo 100% emoji
    May 5, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    This is awesome and more people should be calling out the retards like this dude!

    h t t p s://thescoop.us/news-reporter-gets-caught-admitting-why-he-wears-a-mask-while-recording-live/

  • Munchkinland
    May 5, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    … seems to be calling Tiffany.

  • Kill them all
    May 5, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    Remeber, 80 years of demokkkrat rule, the welfare state and the stupid phone has brought us such creatures as them. Had enough yet? I sure have and I’m not even in my 30s yet! But hey, keep voting The D it’s made soyciety such a great place. I mean they do have the jackass as their mascot. Coincidence, I think not!

  • Bebo Pabon
    May 5, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    That dude is the son Aidan should have had.

  • Ed Gein
    May 5, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    jaja stinks

  • Professor Griff
    May 5, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    “English Grammer” looked at these imbeciles and ran for dear life. They never saw gibberish they didn’t like. Add up their IQ and you might get to a hamster. The fat crackhead looks like he vacations at White Castles.

  • RIP George Jung
    May 5, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    Weymouth’s very own. Rest In Power bro.

    Also, I went to school with him, party animal all the way!

  • Dude
    May 5, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    Just saying
    Leaving work, going home
    Making a stop first at the liquor store, anyone need anything from there.
    That is all
    Carry on

  • Let’s all protest at Monica’s section 8 apartment Thursday while she’s gone
    May 5, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    Can someone please tell all the men in the world that the bangs on them look horrible.Everytime I see this hairstyle I think of a 3 yr old must of gave them that haircut.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 5, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    Idk, maybe I’m feeling randy tonight but that muffin top needs a good raspberrying in that bathroom selfie.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    May 5, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    dailymail . co . uk/news/article-9540777/South-African-farmer-paralysed-robbery-20-years-ago-tied-murdered-wheelchair.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

    only a matter of time before it it is coming to you.

  • Captain Trips
    Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
    May 5, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    We approve of your beard

    • Captain Trips
      Islamic State of Iraq and Syria
      May 5, 2021 at 5:56 pm

      Have a pilot’s license?

  • Rian
    May 5, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    I’d dump a load of baby batter on her face

    • Captain Trips
      Shaggy
      May 5, 2021 at 5:57 pm

      You’d dump a load on Scooby Doo’s face

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 5, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    I almost vomited looking at that plaque and disease ridden pierced muscle sticking out of her yap. I’d stick my dick near a water moccasin’s mouth before putting it near hers.

    Fucking gross.

  • Metro West Guy
    Grimace
    May 5, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    I trust whatever a barely literate man with an artificial blonde Moe Howard haircut and tattoos on his face says every time over a respected restaurant owner who’s been in town for 50 years.

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    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 5, 2021 at 5:53 pm

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  • Lena paul
    May 5, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    WTF is up with ratchets ALWAYS having “manager at Krusty Krab” as their job… is spongebob seriously the only example of someone working they can even think of or something?

  • The Ghost Of John Fitch
    May 5, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    It never should have come to this.

  • Judge dread
    May 5, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    Tiffany’s profile picture looks like something straight out of Hellraiser.

  • been noticing for a while...
    May 5, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    WTF is up with ratchets ALWAYS having “manager at Krusty Krab” as their job… is spongebob seriously the only example of someone working they can even think of or something?

  • Senior Naranga
    May 5, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    They’re not sending their finest, no, they’re not.

    Those are blowjob piercings, I read about those in Pincushion Monthly.

    Dog is ugly as shit, like this whole story and everyone in it…FAX!

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Nah that dog is cute
      May 5, 2021 at 6:41 pm

      Definitely a good dog

  • Narcanista
    May 5, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    How much Crack could a Crackpipe Crack if a Crackpipe could Crack Crack?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 5, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    Fitchburg- The anus of Massachusetts

  • I Mean…Is This Shit Even Necessary?
    May 5, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    Some things you just can’t un-see.

    Unc, , these are some of THE most unattractive motherfuckers I’ve ever been subjected to. Please stop.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 5, 2021 at 6:44 pm

      Ah yeah bro let’s talk about where and how we’d cum in this bitch because we are not faggots and this is how not faggots talk.

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