Fitchburg Douchecanoe Beats His Boxer With A Pooper Scooper For Playing With Other Dogs At Dog Park

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Check out this douchcanoe at a dog park in Fitchburg:

Anyone recognize this asshole?

We’d love to make him famous, or at the very least have him explain why he was beating that beautiful boxer with the rake end of a pooper scooper:

Granted, we don’t see the whole video. But the dogs are clearly just playing around doing dog things, and this guy apparently thought the dog needed to be hit with a pooper scooper because of that. So yea, hit us up if you recognize the pooper scooper penis.

8 Comment(s)
  • Jay Liotta
    October 15, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    That’s my half brother Ray! I can recognize that fat face from a mile out. Now trying to be some common man living in some shit bum town, Bitchburg. Long way from Goodfellas but going all Tommy DeVito on this pup. It won’t take a Detective Figgsy to figure this one out.

  • blah
    October 15, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    Not enough info to have an informed opinion on this.

    Would have to know the bigger picture and what else was happening or had happened in the past with both the dog and owner. Case dismissed without a finding.

  • Mike
    October 15, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    That does not in any way seem like a big deal.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 15, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    I’ll take that pooper scooper shove it up his ass and hit the trigger over and over until I perforate his liver with it

    • Barney Frank
      October 16, 2018 at 4:53 am

      mmmm… perforated colon you say, shoved way up his ass you say… any chance you could bring your dog poop rake up to my partner’s pot farm in Maine for Halloween Galla costume party. I’ll be the one in pink ass-less chaps with no undies.

  • Deaf Frat Guy
    October 15, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    This blog is JV.

  • Y
    October 15, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    I certainly would NOT call that “beating,” but who am I to say?

    • Dr. Bud Henny
      October 15, 2018 at 4:37 pm

      Doesn’t matter if it was a legit beating or not, if Turtleboy calls it a beating, it’s a beating. The hordes of mindless followers will eat it like a big dick and scream for more. It’s just the nature of this little cult following. But to be fair, the same goes for most niche idealist trappings. Whether it is pro-right #ustoo baits or left-wing racist card hates, all these thought groups have a major banana up the pooper. Individual thinking is a rare trait these days.

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