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Check out this douchcanoe at a dog park in Fitchburg:
Anyone recognize this asshole?
We’d love to make him famous, or at the very least have him explain why he was beating that beautiful boxer with the rake end of a pooper scooper:
Granted, we don’t see the whole video. But the dogs are clearly just playing around doing dog things, and this guy apparently thought the dog needed to be hit with a pooper scooper because of that. So yea, hit us up if you recognize the pooper scooper penis.