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Fitchburg Fap Mule Ignores Advice From Friends To Stop Selling Food Stamps On Facebook


This is Allen Crocker from Fitchburg.

As you can see, he oozes sex appeal and is really into big asses, bigger tits, and anime porn.

How did he get this far in life? Selling food stamps on Facebook of course.

It’s unclear how this able bodied male in his 20’s obtained food stamps, but his friend Jasmin The Queen attempted to tell him that it was unwise to look for potential buyers for on Facebook, especially considering his previous history with courts. And I think we can all agree just by looking at his chin strap that this gentleman knows his way around a courthouse. Luckily he lives in Fitchburg so it took no time at all to find a customer and he has since removed the ratchet Craigs List posting from his page.

Don’t worry though, because the first of the month is approaching which means the re-up will be too. So DM my boy Allen Crocker on Facebook if the government finally cut you off and you’re trying to get half priced food stamps.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Ratinex
    November 27, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    It burns me up…two ratinex’s in demoulas, two carts full of meats & vegetables pay with not one but two massachusetts ebt cards; then before leaving buy 10 cartons of newports…….with all $100 bills.

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    November 26, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Chicken wing Wednesday was rather uneventful this year.
    Three primates were shot Wednesday in Chicago.
    Lets hope the aim is better during the next 3 days of the extended weekend. I am looking forward to the usual Black Friday highlight chimp out reels where chimps kill each other over $200 cheap televisions.

    A 28-year-old ape was seriously injured in a shooting on the Near West Side.

    He was inside a vehicle about 7:50 p.m. in the 2300 block of West Madison Street when two primates exited another vehicle and fired shots, Chicago police said.
    He was struck in the arm and head and transported to Stroger Hospital in serious condition, police said.

    A female chiml is in critical condition after being shot in Brainerd on the South Side.

    The female chimp, 24, was standing outside about 10:10 a.m. in the 9300 block of South Wallace Street tryin to sell her ass when a maleape fired shots, striking her twice in the abdomen, Chicago police said.

    The female chimp was taken to Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, where she was listed in critical condition, police said

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    November 26, 2020 at 12:24 am

    A new business idea:

    Build an Exchange:
    EBT -> BTC
    Consultation Services brokered through Czechoslovakia.

    Local cash gets laundered through BTC transactions through mega banks in Europe and you just magically get a over night FedEx package with shit loads of euro or usd, then boom, your door gets kicked in and you are done for atleast 10 years.

    They go to jail the people who get the cut for their fee, will never be found.

  • Turtle fund takes food stamps?
    November 25, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Don’t know why TBS rips on this group. If he took food stamps mist of his followers could contribute to his fund.
    And the way he is going, he is going to be on food stamps himself. So I can get them from him half price in a month or so.

    • Get a job loser
      November 29, 2020 at 12:52 am

      How about a better idea, how about the dipshit gets a job? If my father who is 70 works two jobs and gets up at 3 am to do so why can’t he work????

  • whatevuh
    November 25, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    If there’s one thing I really hate, it’s a wigga from Fitchburg. Why do so many end up there anyway?

  • Hafez al-Assad
    November 25, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    I hope this troubled young man does not get caught for this. I remember my security forces arrested several dozen members of the Muslim brotherhood illegally trading free-food coupons for currency back in the day. I only discovered the incident after the fact, otherwise I would of intervened. My security forces blindfolded and tied the men in a together in a row. They then callously forced them to stand against a cinder block wall in the hot sun for many hours. After a little group interrogation they opened fire on the group with PKMs and AKs. The four survivors were finished off with headshots from the officer’s tokarev. Very sad day for Syria and also for the world.

  • If TBS had a son
    November 25, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Another version of the son TBS would have had: broke, useless, and not very bright.

    • That's You
      November 25, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      Interesting how you just described yourself. Do you really want to be TB’s son? I’m pretty sure if you were his son he would give you up for adoption.

      • How did they miss you with the hanger?
        November 25, 2020 at 9:25 pm

        Thank you for being the fastest sperm in the bukake party. I am sure you are a very productive member of your shelter.

  • 3 gay men
    November 25, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Total TB commenters.

    • Mr. Colbert
      November 25, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      You funny. Wanna be on the television?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Evelyn McGee-Colbert
        November 25, 2020 at 1:13 pm

        Anybody is funnier than you, faggot

  • Topper
    November 25, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    This was on CNN this morning.

  • D.B.Cooper
    November 25, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Ya know, a hitch in the Marines would do a lot of good for a lot of the fuckheads that get famous here. Able bodied people collecting welfare can carry a pack and weapon. Free college and health care too.

    • Chesty Puller
      November 25, 2020 at 1:39 pm

      This type of shitbag belongs in the Army.

  • george costanza
    Calogero Anello (C)
    November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Sonny was right! The working man is a sucker. This country is fucking doomed,grown ass men collecting welfare. Military service should be fucking mandatory.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 25, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Jasmin The Queen needs to zip it! Allen is just trying to earn a little extra money around the holidays. Actually, I am in the market for some stamps. Allen, hook me up!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 25, 2020 at 10:55 am

    The picture of his faggot friend with the broken hand from punching a wall, smoking a butt in the disgusting wood panel kitchen is the most white trash thing I’ve ever seen

  • Bob Murchison
    November 25, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Ever draw and color a hand turkey? Well I am making scrotum and schlong
    turkeys this morning.Happy Thanksgiving Turtle Riders.More nutsack updates to follow.

  • Furry Parsnip
    November 25, 2020 at 10:42 am

    Dog filter? Really?

  • The Ghost Of John Fitch
    November 25, 2020 at 10:41 am

    How far my once great city has fallen…….

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    November 25, 2020 at 10:39 am

    Nine primate were shot, two fatally, Monday in Chicago.

    An 18-year-old chimp was fatally shot outside a convenience store in Austin on the West Side.

    He was aimlessly standing outside a convenience store in the 5600 block of West Madison Street about 11:50 p.m., when another chimp pulled up in a black sedan and fired shots, Chicago police

    Lets get this Thanksgiving party started right. Lets get this party started quickly.

    Wednesday before Thanksgiving a big henny hoodbanger night.
    Looking forward to double digit kills if the often hard to find aim is there. Put the wing down and aim dawg

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      November 25, 2020 at 11:26 am

      You white bread mayo eatin’ mutha fucka, ya needs shut ya mouf! 9 shootin’s ain’t diddly you stoopit jive ass honky!

      • Chris Tranos
        November 25, 2020 at 12:09 pm

        suck my 4″ erect white cock you dirty whore

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Laurie Lightfoot
          November 25, 2020 at 12:38 pm

          That whut you packin’? Dat big 4 a white boy.

          • piss flaps pelosi
            November 25, 2020 at 8:02 pm

            what do you know about cocks you fucking tuna taster

  • Lolll
    November 25, 2020 at 10:38 am

    100% the unemployable loser who “lives” off donations and his wife’s teaching salary is on food stamps.

  • Honestie Hodges,
    November 25, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Dat naggar be stupid

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