Some local ghetto raptors at the Fitchburg Car Wash got into a disagreement over the weekend and handled their differences the only way they know how in Fitchburg – with hair pulling, dick measuring, and a dude being run over by a car.
The dispute began as a couple spunk donkeys were pulling each other’s hair with some poor dude trying in vain to keep them apart.
It was quickly broken up as the tattooed hogbeast walked away in triumph.
As you can see she wore her favorite sports bra out that night so the men folk can stare at her glorious fupa with the hopes of feeding her enough Henny that she ends up going with one of the lucky ones.
But she was far from the only slam clam who wanted her licks at the other chick, as a woman who of course was barefoot at the car wash attempted to get to her too.
Finally she was able to get into her car which was summarily blocked, so naturally then she tried running over these Fitchburg speed bumps.
Just another night at the car wash for the mesh shorts mafia.
Not sure what’s higher – the national debt, or the total amount of child support owed from people who appeared in that video. Gotta be close.
The driver finally made her getaway but hardo in the green shirt wanted to make his feelings known by punching the front of her car.
That will show her!
Unfortunately another guy who attempted to give her a Fitchburg goodbye ended up getting his ass run over.
Although the guy who got run over disputes that he was involved and said he made it to work the next day.
In fairness, if you hang out at the Fitchburg Car Wash on a Friday night there’s at least a 40% chance you’re gonna get accidentally run over by a chick who just fought a bunch of bitches inside the car wash. That’s just science.
Then these grown men shook their fists and competed to see who was the biggest hardo on the John Fitch Highway that night by yelling at a car that they’d never see again.
So what was this all over anyway?
One of the gestation genies was evidently pregnant so naturally she got into a fight and all hell broke loose. Same time next week.
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