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Fitchburg Flufferupagus Shares Post On Community Facebook Page Detailing Wife’s Death And His Bender With Jameson The Friendly Neighborhood Junkbox Who Stole His Klonopins While He Was Dosed Off 

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The Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group continues to be one of the greatest sources for entertainment on the Internet. Today in All Things Fitchburg, a local man decided to come onto the page and announce to the world that his wife died, causing him to go on a bender with some junkbox named Jameson, who then stole all his shit (including his drugs) while they slept under a bridge together….

Perfectly normal thing to share with a bunch of strangers on Facebook. Obviously he had to warn us all, just in case anyone out there was planning on having a slumber party with Jameson, the friendly neighborhood crackhead.

Obviously the turtle signal was activated…

Evidently he wanted sympathy for getting robbed while nodding off

Unfortunately he forgot to tell his wife’s family about what happened before sharing his story with a bunch of strangers on a Facebook group….


It’s obviously terrible because someone died. But at the same time, only in Fitchburg would you have to find out through your brother in law on a community Facebook group, because he’s mad that Jameson the dope fiend stole his stash and he wants it back.

It’s tragic, but it’s still kind of hilarious. Sorry, not sorry. Jacob Vaillancourt’s no stranger to having bad experiences while purchasing or doing drugs. Like that time two years ago he got stabbed in a drug deal gone bad….

Mr. Vaillancourt told police the attack took place during a drug deal gone bad, according to court documents. He said Mr. Starkweather and others drove in a pickup truck to 244 Waterford St. to buy drugs from Mr. Arbolay. He said he was attacked when he walked over to Mr. Arbolay’s vehicle to make the purchase. Mr. Arbolay, in the rear seat of the vehicle, grabbed his arms when he went to give him money, pulling him toward him. Mr. Arbolay then got out of the vehicle and the two started fighting.

His wife Angela has no shortage of Google trophies either….

Two people were arrested early Monday, hours after a stabbing that sent a man to UMass Memorial Hospital in Worcester. Dennis Claudio, 28, and Angela Watson, 26, both of 34 Garnet St., were arrested after the stabbing of a Fitchburg man at their address Sunday night, police Lt. Paul Bozicas said. Claudio was arrested at 3 a.m. Monday after being sought by police and is being charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Watson, who was arrested at 12:30 a.m., is being charged with being an accessory after the fact, Bozicas said.

Looks like he’ll have to fight his own fights now.

Oh, and of course he’s got an EBT card too, which he proudly displays on Facebook….

Because as usual, the joke is always on the taxpayers.

And according to at least one commenter, “pay back’s a bitch,” and Jacob was often on the other end of drug deals gone bad….

So the lesson here is simple – if someone you love dies and you want sympathy from strangers, maybe focus on her in your Facebook post instead of whining about how you got robbed by Jameson the local grundle gremlin. Just sayin. Stay on topic.

25 Comment(s)
  • R.RYAN
    July 17, 2018 at 2:16 am

    He is complete Friken Junkie …thief and every damn thing in between …….His Wife Od’d and he fled the fucking scene like the piece of shit he is…..The motherfucker tried to come to my house either looking to hide or for me to possibly help him….. I met him briefly ….tried to be a friend to him…he fucking ripped me off …..I told him….. I have no fucking sympathy KARMA is bitch……what goes around comes around ……I told him I gurantee your ole lady od’d go do the same !!!!! NO SYMPATHY AT ALL !!!!!!!!

  • Wordly Wise
    July 16, 2018 at 8:24 pm

    Reading his posts and comments made my brain stall. For the love of God, can we get back to basic punctuation?

  • FOUR!!
    July 16, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    The golfer lives in that area and he’s always bragging about fighting. TB should order him to interrogate this suspect with a sand wedge. I can’t put my finger on it but something about this junkie criminal makes me think he might not be telling the truth about his wife’s death!! The golfer can get it out of him.

  • YouAreTheSuspect
    July 16, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    2 big questions.
    Did she have life insurance?
    Was the death in anyway suspicious?

    • Jamie
      July 16, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      I’m betting it was a overdose. That’s probably why he ran away.

      • itsjustme
        July 16, 2018 at 7:48 pm

        Especially since he didn’t even notify anyone. How does he know she couldn’t have been brought back with narcan?

        • Lilly
          July 16, 2018 at 8:39 pm

          He said In his post that at the ER the Dr. said she was “totally” dead. I think she died from an overdose and he ran cause he had drugs on him. Most likely he is the one she used them with and got them from and with the new laws he could be charged with her death. So he ran.

  • Captain Trips
    Spicoli - Ridgemont High
    July 16, 2018 at 6:58 pm

    Klonopins? Klonopins are for FAGS!

  • Jamie
    July 16, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    A dr tells you that your wife is dead. She took her own life, but when you heard this you ran away? Could it be because that’s not how she died ? Was it because you had drugs on you and you yourself were high? Why wouldn’t you tell your wife’s family before you make a public post like this. Don’t use this woman’s death a reason to get yourself sympathy. You know what happens when you do drugs. That’s why when you found out she was “totally dead” not just half dead, or in need of more narcan, you just ran away. I highly doubt she committed suicide. You ran away because it’s drug related and I’m sure when part 2 of this story comes out we will find out a lot more.

    • suckittrebek
      July 16, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      He ran off and then what, picked up his drug on the way? Obviously he had them on him otherwise they could not be stolen after his furious banjo session and gutter slumber party.

  • Maura Healey
    July 16, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    What could this junkie puke have to possibly steal? Eleven dollars, used needles, a broken toaster, dirty socks?

    • Benzo
      July 16, 2018 at 6:44 pm

      They stole his drugs. That’s what he said. The ones that begin with K.. Klonopin. Heroin users love those

    • suckittrebek
      July 16, 2018 at 8:03 pm

      He ran off and then what, picked up his drug on the way? Obviously he had them on him otherwise they could not be stolen after his furious banjo session and gutter slumber party.

  • SMH
    July 16, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Don’t trust anyone on a bicycle, especially under a bridge and if the seat is too low.

  • Miracle Max
    July 16, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    She is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.

  • citypoint
    July 16, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    Where is the Klonopin Go Fund Me?

    • ncfoothillbilly
      July 16, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      Maybe she’d only been turned into a newt and hadn’t gotten better, yet.

  • Lilly
    July 16, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    He said his wife name was Angela the girl that has arrest reports is named Amanda? Is that right? But either way this guy is a clown

  • AgingCynic
    July 16, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    No flies on this guy. An “Irish guy named Jameson”? Was he accompanied by a Russian guy named Smirnoff?

    • Clitty Litter
      July 16, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      ……probably bedding down with that Mexican, Jose Cuervo too.

  • WeAreFucked
    July 16, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    Okay… what the fuck does he mean “use the banjo?”

  • Bob Clam
    July 16, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    The irony of her profile picture stating “Just over here getting my sober on” and then overdosing is just an awesome thing for someone to have to live with.

    However, this guy is the epitome of North Central Massachusetts.

    • itsjustme
      July 16, 2018 at 6:11 pm

      I’m thinking it’s some junkie lingo, like ‘chasing the dragon’ (I think thats also drug lingo), but I can’t be sure because I don’t know any junkies.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    July 16, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    So when he says ‘use the banjo’ is he saying he let a homeless guy blow him or jerk him off? Right after his wife just died?

    • WeAreFucked
      July 17, 2018 at 7:18 am

      That’s what I thought. WTF does it mean? Come on TBS riders… some of us must be junkies and have an explanation?

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