Here’s the latest addition of dindu nuffin gone wrong at Trust nightclub in Fitchburg, showing an upstanding citizen being detained for absolutely no reason by the FPD.
And that ladies and gentlemen, is what it sounds like when a warthog is being anally raped by a transgender hyena.
The best part is that the perp says he’s sorry and tells the whoriquas he’s with to shut their mushroom tip massagers.
Perp: “Can you stop talking please? I apologize.”
Whoriqua: “For what?”
So was he admitting wrongdoing?
Perp: “He thinks he saw me throw it, but I didn’t throw it.”
Except….
Cop: “I know exactly what I saw.”
Perp: “No, no, you’re exactly right. I let my hands go.”
Oh right….
The best part was when they started hauling his camouflage skinny jeaned ass off to the police station for booking….
“WHERE IS HE GOING???”
Ummmmm….da fuq you think he’s going? Great Wolf Lodge?
Always a good idea to jump in front of the police while they’re making a lawful arrest too:
Sometimes you just gotta let the fupa fly.
If you do that and you yell loudly enough then the Rachael Rollins Fairy swoops in and gives your boyfriend a continuance without a finding.
Of course the screaming whoriqua played the race card, but she also added an extra caveat that we’ve never seen from the free muh boi patrol.
They’re boycotting the Fitchburg Police. If only criminals had previously thought of this they could avoid ever being arrested. You got a warrant? Yea, that’s unfortunate because this household is actually boycotting the police. We’ll let you know when our protest is over.
It’s for a really good reason though – her boyfriend is black. AND there was another black guy arrested in Fitchburg that night. What are the odds? Hardly anyone ever gets arrested in Fitchburg, and when they do they’re almost always white.
Keep in mind, if Tryst nightclub doesn’t exactly cater to the Becky and Chad crowd. It’s kind of like a bootleg upscale New York nightclub, except it’s in the Burg. So the clientele isn’t stock brokers looking to let off some steam after killing it on Wall Street all week. It’s a bunch of the twin city’s finest looking to blow cash they made selling shitty weed on overpriced champagne, because being a Fitchburg baller comes before home ownership on their list of priorities. And this is the kind of entertainment they have:
Yea, if you have a $25 cover that people are willing to pay in order to hear “DJ Montana,” I’m willing to bet it’s impossible to be racially profiled in your establishment. Because you can’t be racially profiled if you look like everyone else around you.
Quickly people started filling others in about what really happened, including the owner of Tryst:
Nevertheless the Fitchburg thot patrol still sided with the skinny jean skidmark.
In the least shocking turn of events ever homeslice is an aspiring rapper:
But he also aspires to be a bootleg Ginuine.
That song gave me cancer.
His girlfriend seems like a down ass bitch,
and she’s been actively campaigning to free her manz.
She even started a Change.org petition.
If they get 200 people to sign the police will be required by law to release him.
Then there’s his sister Netta:
Who oddly enough would probably be in a better position with a Salter School degree than the chick who wasted $120,000 at Suffolk.
She started tagging the news, NAACP, and anyone else who might fall for her bullshit.
Can’t say I blame her. These are the same people who still believe Jussie Smollett was a victim, so they’ll pretty much believe anything that fits their narrative.
She’s demanding answers though!
And despite her wokeness she’s urging people to call ICE on the Latino men who run Tryst.
Despite the fact that they’re in Fitchburg and speak Spanish, which means there’s a 99% chance they’re Puerto Rican, and thus already citizens of the United States.
This video did not go over as planned in the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group. They imagined everyone would see a video of a guy admitting to throwing a bottle while his whoriqua choir screamed like they were at a Beatles concert, and become outraged at the police. The opposite ended up happening so naturally they decided to report the group for hate speech and racial slurs.
What were the racial slurs exactly?
“The Ratchet Cardi B” isn’t racist; it’s redundant. You can just say Cardi B and everyone already knows you’re a ratchet. She’s an illiterate stripper who drugs and robs men who paid her for sex, and now has a billion dollars because she can say words that someone else wrote for her. In other words, she’s what 90% of Fitchburg graduates aspire to be.
Finally the bro Sedric jumped in.
Here’s what he had to say….
Smart move. According to the laws of deformation the nightclub is legally obligated to hand you their security footage if you end your Facebook post with a 100 emoji.
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34 Comment(s)
You are absolutely right about this piece of shit. He has anger problems and is overly aggressive. He’s an ex con who has served time for attempted murder and also robbery. He’s also abusive.
Who are these two young spicbones? They are dressed for a job interview, I see. Perhaps they would be interested in excavating (digging with shovels) staring tomorrow. Oh right; nò habla îngles.
Stanley looks like he borrowed the same tarantula Stacey Abrams got on her head.
If yo black or brown yo gonna get away wit minor crimes like B and E, shoplifting, resisting arrest. You know minor things like dat. It is our culture and anyone who arrests a black or brown for stealing is racist because they dont understand our culture.
We gonna attack whitey each and everyday startin wit gropey baker and movin to all white folks. Wouldnt be no problemo if the white just complied and handed over his wallet when demanded to.by peeps from our culture.
You know you’re too fat when the batwings under your arms look like they’re made of corduroy.
They are ALWAYS “up and coming artists”. And by “artist” being loosely defined as a no talent, don’t want to get a real job, tone def chud. You fucks are a dime a dozen!!
Their good boys, very good boys
If I were the AO, they both would have met Mister Baton
F burg needs nuking.
And, they wonder why we hate them? Loving my white privilege ! MAGA
Bomb all these fucking ghettos.
Seriously, we bomb other countries who don’t effect us as much. All these fucking rats are domestic terrorists, they ruin neighborhoods, schools, don’t pay taxes yet take up the most tax funded resources like police, fire and all other emergency personnel. Then we pay to house them, feed them and tons of other shit.
Forget about the Middle East and South Korea, focus on the ghettos and the shithole third world countries they originate from.
JFC, so much ghettoratchetness so little time. Looks like the lovely Latina lady has said hell yes to every “do want to supersize that meal”. Also, the picture of the Sedric bro and his homie bud, it looks like they’re dazed and confused and are staring at either a UFO or an algebra equation on the blackboard. Seems like this was a good bust for FPD.
Ha! “… it looks like they’re dazed and confused and are staring at either a UFO or an algebra equation on the blackboard.” That’s the gold comment of the day! Don’t they ALWAYS have that blank stare? Bet they get to class and think “Uh, who be dis Al Gebra and wydafuq he so important?”
Officers need to be dealt with?…. I agree. They should get a case of corona bar bottles and two lines. PR is an open cesspool, just like DR, Haiti and CV. Third World shitholes much like the Philippines. For years the crime stats were White, black and Asian. They were lumping all spicbone crimes in with Whites. Now it’s there for all to see; Chelsea, Lynn, EB & of course LAWRENCE.
And this is why people are disgusted. This type of person is beginning to outnumber the rest of us who just our balls at the salt mines every fucking day.
Only going to get worse as more and more animals from third world shit holes come here all blaming whitey for their problems but they forget they are coming to a country built by whiteman.
Filthy jigs and spics need to be exterminated
You know what the real shame is here?
That night at Tryst didn’t end up being an instant replay of The Station.
Fuck all of these motherfucking people.
Brah, rough.
Wow. Fuckin A that is bringing some serious heat! (and I don’t disagree).
Of course if that happened we’d have memorials going up all over the place for these shitbags and how they had finally turned their lives around and were about to go on to do great things.
At least these “clubs” keep all those ugly people off the street.
One more donut and Kathyuska and she will be visible from space.
I agree – she already has her own zip code bro
Strange that the club owner asserts that it’s highly improbable that his establishment is racist (Where to begin with this trope?) and suggests that BECAUSE he has “90% Spanish and Black staff” or that he is gay that this is somehow a valid assertion. Nevermind the fact that “Spanish” is not a race, neither is his sexual tastes and that the term hispanic can incorporate ANY race (see Cenus data) but all hard evidence regarding prejudice against gays points to the hispanic and black population in this country, not away. Couple with the fact that black on white and hispanic on white crime (when it’s not conflated by the justice department) is OVERWHELMINGLY a one way street! Study after study after study confirms that on a per capita basis blacks are the MOST prejudicial group to other races and ethnicities and hispanics are second.
The true crime here is that not one person told that mouthy gal that her gunt is consistently hanging out for the world to see.
Gotta love the new, ratchet ads for aspiring failures, I mean rappers.
He does have a right to that security footage if he is being prosecuted for a crime that was supposedly committed on it. This is a non-story as usual from MVTB. Just an excuse to shame and belittle those she feels are beneath her.
Don’t get me wrong, I love turtleboy! You’re just hands down my least favorite blogger. Your stories lack true substance.
Who wrote the blog?? LOL
The security footage will come out eventually in the discovery process. I’m betting he’ll plead way before that gets that far, because I’m sure that they have him on tape already saying he threw the bottle.
I don’t throw bottles at a bar but if I did. I should expect this.People don’t have Fupas hanging out and fight. Maybe I should go to more exciting places
This girl bragging about going to Suffolk for $120,000? Now I’ve seen everything!
Way to prove everyone’s point young lady. Wonder when she will pay that off with all the weed she probably sells.
The government now teaches people that a loan does not need to be repaid, as the taxpayer has it covered. Amazement.
Is “Kathyuska” her given or surname? (Seems a lot of them are FB’ing directory style.) Either way a beefy bunwich. I love the “Rachael Rollins Fairy swoops in,” and sista Netta-pot Harris. Just like always, alcohol successfully removes the civility filters.
Blacks and beaners and black beaners in a club in Fitsburg. Add cheap booze and fat ugly baby mamas. What could possibly go wrong ? Bring on summer!
I second that assertion. We’re moving from the realm of probability into certainty.