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Fitchburg Garbage Genie Gets Called Out For Dumping Trash After Forgetting To Remove Mail With Name On It, Claims She Paid Friends To Bring To Get Rid Of It And She Dindu Nuffin 


Pro tip – if you dump a big of your shit along the road in Fitchburg…..

Make sure you get rid of the mail with your name and address on it


But wait, there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why this human season had her trash dumped along a rural road where the dumper assumed no one would find it….

She paid someone to pick it up, and they dumped it. Don’t you hate when that happens? You have some boxes and crotch fruit memorabilia lying around, and instead of just throwing it in the trash on trash day you hire a company to come by and get rid of it for you, except instead of getting rid of it they throw it along the side of the road and you get blamed for it. It’s the absolute worst.

How do we know she dindu nuffin? Simple – she proclaimed as much on Facebook.

Of course she uses another season for a name on Facebook. If she calls herself Autumn she can have the stripper trifecta.

So who were the mystery friends she paid to dump her shit?

The world will never know. I attempted to ask her myself by commenting on her Facebook page but was blocked within minutes, which is totally what an innocent person would do.

Apparently some of the townsfolk thought it was the job of random people on the Internet to clean up other people’s discarded trash.

“What does complaining about it do?”

Well, it gets them on Turtleboy at the very least. And I would argue that publicly shaming a ratchet like this is a far more effective way at deterring shitty behavior than cleaning up for said ratchet without letting them know about it.

We’re talking about a chick named after multiple seasons who sells bottles of Henny online and her only redeeming skill is the ability to use dog filter.

Something tells me she wasn’t gonna go and pick up that trash if she wasn’t called out for it publicly. Maybe she won’t now either. But the bottom line is she deserved to be dragged like this, and it should happen to people like her more often.




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49 Comment(s)
  • Counterpoint
    January 31, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    Ya’ll too young to remember Arlo Guthrie … I found your name on an envelope at the bottom of of 50 foot pile of garbage … you can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.. Some women should not be allowed to reproduce … amirite?

  • jose
    May 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Not that it matters, but that’s not Henny, it’s Cocito… coconut booze made by spanish people around christmas time. lol

  • E thot
    May 21, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    What are the odds she has created an onlyfans account in the past and is currently trying to rebrand and relaunch?

    • K
      January 31, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      What do you bet she does dogs and other farm animals?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    May 21, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) She lives in a piece of shit triple decker (avec plywood window dressings) in Fitchburg and subs out her trash removal? Sure.
    2) Her FB is littered with the N-word and jumping people in retribution for her little brother. TBH, the entire communities lexicon has deviated too far to be considered English.
    3) Her lack of introspection legitimizes pride that her kids are “just like me”
    4) Fitchburg is the perfect example of why “The Purge” is a good idea.

  • Will rat out scumbags for nothing
    May 21, 2020 at 11:55 am

    If and when a scumbag gets caught throwing trash out ,except in a trash can, they should have all the shit they threw out,shoved, crammed,stuffed In any hole on their body.

  • Art Flaherty
    Jerry Stienfelt
    May 21, 2020 at 10:32 am

    what’s the deal with these instagram pics! Have you seen these? Are you a koala bear, or a women ? I mean how low is your self esteem that you prefer a fantasy character w mouse ears above your real face. Get me a bagel w a shmear.

    • Leave It To Beaver
      May 21, 2020 at 11:39 am

      This is quite literally a Leave It To Beaver episode..

      RIP Eddie Haskell

  • randiguy2006
    May 21, 2020 at 10:19 am

    AK is finally onto the key issue of our times.


  • Summers Eve Disposable Douche
    May 21, 2020 at 10:12 am

    Smelly bitch never heard of a shredder.
    It would be awesome if someone rifled thru the trash and got enough info to commit identity fraud and charge up a storm.
    Filthy stupid bitch.

    • JoeMomma
      May 21, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      Her credit score is lower than her IQ.

  • little house
    May 21, 2020 at 10:08 am

    The lil house is trash too. yuck.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 21, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Ato Kamau is one confused coon

  • Lee Ho
    May 21, 2020 at 9:27 am

    She doesn’t look old enough to drive. So going to the Natick Outdoor Store parking lot to dump her trash was out of the question.

  • The Common Man
    May 21, 2020 at 9:24 am

    Are you sure that’s trash? I thought that pile on the side of the road was Bristol’s hopes and dreams to be successful.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 21, 2020 at 9:52 am

      Nice try, UT.

  • hartf811
    Captian Obvious
    May 21, 2020 at 8:51 am

    Where is a good pandemic when we need one in Fitchburg?
    Not every Captain is obvious.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 21, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      You got it Captain!

  • Let Me Guess
    May 21, 2020 at 8:36 am

    she has 2 kids and dcf has the other 2

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 21, 2020 at 8:27 am

    The trash taking out the trash, life in Fitch doesn’t get any better than that!

  • Hate Dindus
    May 21, 2020 at 8:00 am

    Not the proper use of the word “dindu”. She’s white.

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 21, 2020 at 6:32 am

    Aye yo, I just made it Winter Rein all over her chin. Then I beat her pussy up

    • Eww bitch you nasty!
      May 21, 2020 at 8:09 am

      Bro that’s just gross! You should go get your self checked for STDs before you die from them and they list it as a Rona death. Seriously you cant be that desperate?

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        May 21, 2020 at 3:26 pm

        She’s either missing some chromosomes or she has extra.


  • Carpaccio's recycling bin
    May 21, 2020 at 5:15 am

    Those passersby must have eagle vision to have been able to discern between the dumped garbage and the regular Fitchburg landscape.

  • Four Seasons Cuntasaurus
    May 21, 2020 at 2:03 am

    Piss off. Please send me your address so I can dump the next load on your lawn. You should see the load my boyfriend dumped on me. Matter of fact, most of the neighborhood have dumped loads on my bare lawn. Cause you know grass does not grow on a well worn path.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 21, 2020 at 1:49 am

    Our garbage disposals must be awful sad that we never drink any of the delicious smoothies they make for us. Summer’s Eve been onto it for years.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 21, 2020 at 2:55 am

      Garbage Genie… Guinea Geisha… i think she’s stealing your shtick, and i don’t like it. even if you are an old man in his underwear, you’re still my baby and Summer is going to be pushing up daisies at a landfill if she doesn’t clean up her act.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 21, 2020 at 4:04 am

        Awwwe… so sweet. Rest assured that The Geisha is neither old nor a man nor wearing underwear. I’d like to think I put the ass in classy trash bag though. If turtles should ever gather one day… I hope you’ll be the old man in his underwear that I picture, yelling “I won!!” while masturbating. G’night love.

        • Guinea Geisha ❤️ Silencio Dogood
          May 21, 2020 at 6:55 am

          Who said turtles can’t find real love, see, right here in the middle of a godamm pandemic. Take the girl, leave the cannolis. I now pronounce you Geisha and Silencio, you may kiss the Geisha

          • Welcome To Turtle Dates.Com
            May 21, 2020 at 8:23 am

            Actually this would be a great place for people to find love for not the trash trolls. most tend to share similar views and moral ethics While also being hard working productive members of society.
            Most people here already have at least 1 thing in common. That being we all hate ratchet people. I think the dating pool would be for people over 40 here. Does not seem there are many riders here in their early 20’s to mid 30’s. People in my age range tend to be left and immoral.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 21, 2020 at 4:32 pm

            You guys are so fucking cute. And embarrassing ;). BTW Welcome To Turtle Dates.com… the geisha is under 40. I just like older ninjas. But I appreciate your sentiments.

          • Silencio Dogood
            May 21, 2020 at 10:01 pm

            big wet one, baby (and i’m wearing a mask)

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 21, 2020 at 10:31 pm

            I’mma lift that Kung Flu vail and give you a great big raw dog smooch lover.

  • Josef Fritzl
    May 21, 2020 at 12:21 am

    She seems to have problems keeping her apartment clean.

  • Stewart Nod
    May 20, 2020 at 11:49 pm

    I have nightmares about eyebrows like those. Seriously, I am haunted by women’s eyebrows in 2020. Why do they want to look so terrifying??

    • Bride Of Chucky
      May 21, 2020 at 1:52 am

      Well Stewart, it all goes back to your childhood. A fear of clowns and clown eyebrows, also a fear of vintage cabbage patch dolls. Miss Summer RedGreen here has both features. It’s the stuff horror movies are made from. It’s normal Stewart, my advice to you is to drink heavily and ignore all ratchets.

      Dr. Kevorkian

      • Shes a cunt like the rest of em
        May 21, 2020 at 8:01 am

        I think you spelled Garbage pail kids wrong!

    • Hugh Mungous
      May 21, 2020 at 8:34 am

      Spot on! If that slob spend as much time doing cardio than on her eyebrows She wouldn’t need the filter

  • Oh hey
    May 20, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    Wow man another good story.

    Weren’t you just bragging about the hella good music and current class you did? And yet not one mention of Alice’s Restaurant here.

    This blog sucks.

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      May 20, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      Hey fuck boy,

      If you don’t like he blog don’t read it. Have you ever been on the internet before? Also the way the 2nd amendment works is if you don’t like what someone has to say, don’t listen to them.

      • VP spiro T Cheney
        May 21, 2020 at 12:01 am

        1st, derr. It’s getting late.

        • randiguy2006
          May 21, 2020 at 10:21 am

          Those Amendments are so confusing.

      • Oh hey
        May 21, 2020 at 12:15 am

        He’s not going to kiss you.

      • Oh hey
        May 21, 2020 at 11:17 am

        Another way the first amendment works is if I think something sucks I can say so. Derr.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 21, 2020 at 5:52 am

      Yet here you are. Not only reading every story but taking the time out to contribute in the comments.

      We thank you for your diligence and your efforts.

      Now, off you fuck.


    • I think your dad hugged you a bit too much
      May 21, 2020 at 8:05 am

      It must have been a great story if you took time out of your day to read and comment. We thank you for supporting Turtle Captain through your clicks for add revenue!
      Check please!

  • Judge dread
    May 20, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    She’s a piece of shit. Of course she’s from Fitchburg and ratchet / dindu as fuck.

    Everything she knows is wrong.
    Her whole life is a lie.
    Everything about her is ugly.

  • Guilty
    May 20, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    That’s not a redeeming skill it’s incriminating.

    Ginger Woman your honor, no further questions your honor.

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