Pro tip – if you dump a big of your shit along the road in Fitchburg…..
Make sure you get rid of the mail with your name and address on it
But wait, there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why this human season had her trash dumped along a rural road where the dumper assumed no one would find it….
She paid someone to pick it up, and they dumped it. Don’t you hate when that happens? You have some boxes and crotch fruit memorabilia lying around, and instead of just throwing it in the trash on trash day you hire a company to come by and get rid of it for you, except instead of getting rid of it they throw it along the side of the road and you get blamed for it. It’s the absolute worst.
How do we know she dindu nuffin? Simple – she proclaimed as much on Facebook.
Of course she uses another season for a name on Facebook. If she calls herself Autumn she can have the stripper trifecta.
So who were the mystery friends she paid to dump her shit?
The world will never know. I attempted to ask her myself by commenting on her Facebook page but was blocked within minutes, which is totally what an innocent person would do.
Apparently some of the townsfolk thought it was the job of random people on the Internet to clean up other people’s discarded trash.
“What does complaining about it do?”
Well, it gets them on Turtleboy at the very least. And I would argue that publicly shaming a ratchet like this is a far more effective way at deterring shitty behavior than cleaning up for said ratchet without letting them know about it.
We’re talking about a chick named after multiple seasons who sells bottles of Henny online and her only redeeming skill is the ability to use dog filter.
Something tells me she wasn’t gonna go and pick up that trash if she wasn’t called out for it publicly. Maybe she won’t now either. But the bottom line is she deserved to be dragged like this, and it should happen to people like her more often.
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