You know the first of the month has arrived when gutter slugs like these are on Facebook selling their food stamps.
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Here’s your daily dose of sewer guppies trying to sell their food stamps on Facebook:
So this lovely twin cities creation apparently has two kids, who appear to be around middle school or high school age. Dad seems nice too. LOL. Just kidding. I think we all knew there’s no Dad here. Way too much family planning and responsibility involved.
And of course the government is just loading up her EBT card at the expense of the taxpayers, because she obviously really, really needs it. But we give her so much free shit she doesn’t even know what to do with it. That’s why she’s selling her surplus on Facebook for the world to see.
The best part about going through a ratchet’s Facebook page are the never ending sea of selfies:
This is one thing we’ve noticed about every gutterslug we profile on Turtleboy Sports. They’re all obsessed with themselves. If your Facebook profile pictures is just a collection of you doing duck face selfies, you should probably go ahead and get over yourself. Especially if you’re an irresponsible welfare leech who needs the taxpayers to pay your bills for you.
You know what normal mothers have for profile pictures on Facebook? Pics of themselves with their families. Ya know, doing things that don’t include looking in the mirror and pretending to be an Instagram model. Because pretending to be glamorous while you’re committing EBT fraud for the world to see isn’t a good look for you. You’re not the Queen of France, you’re a ratchet from Fitchburg. Report this chick to the authorities by clicking here. And by all means, keep sending us screenshots every time someone on your Facebook roster pulls a stunt like this. Time to drain the swamp.
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