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Fitchburg’s Finest Rush To Defend Honor Of Heroin Dealing Rapper/Barber Busted With $600K In Drugs In New Jersey

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Fitchburg SentinelA Fitchburg couple was arrested on Tuesday by several law enforcement agencies after seven pounds of heroin, two pounds of cocaine and over $40,000 in cash was discovered in their car after a traffic stop, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

Candido Tomasini, 35, of 3 Wood St., Apt. 2, and Maribel Roman, 40, of 323 Rollstone St., were charged with one count each of possession with the intent to distribute a controlled dangerous substance, specifically Cocaine; one count of possession with the intent to distribute a controlled dangerous substance, specifically Heroin; and one count of money laundering, in the amount of $40,250, according to the DEA.

These arrests were the result of an investigation conducted by the Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office and the New York Drug Enforcement Task Force comprised of agents and officers of the DEA, New York Police Department and New York State Police. According to the DEA, over the last several weeks, the law enforcement agencies received information that Tomasini and Roman were involved in the distribution of narcotics in Bergen County, New Jersey, which is just north of New York City. The drugs, which an approximate street value of $600,000, were discovered in two separate electronically-operated hidden compartments, according to authorities.

In 2009, Tomasini pleaded guilty in Worcester County Superior Court for armed assault with intent to murder. He was sentenced to five to six years in Walpole State Prison.

Fitchburg and Jersey. I couldn’t think of two places I’d rather visit less than Fitchburg and Jersey. And when the Burg and Jersey come together, nothing good comes out of it.

These two are real pillars of the community though. Candido, despite his 5-6 years in Walpole for armed assault with intent to murder, owns a barber shop in town.

Because a shithead opening up a barber shop isn’t one of the greatest cliches of all time or anything like that.

In other words, he opened up the most obvious drug front you’ll ever see. This is what it looks like from the outside:

I’ve never bought drugs in Fitchburg before. But if was in the market for them, this is the first place I’d go.

His partner in crime is a real piece of work herself. She likes to get glamour shots taken at the first stripper pole she can find.

But apparently the tips weren’t enough for her (just the tip never is for these skags) so she resorted to a life of peddling poison to the greater Fitchburg area’s most vulnerable ratchets. Ya know you’re a high class broad when 99% of your pictures are you pointing your coolo directly at the camera.

These aren’t just regular dealers. They had over $600K worth of shit on them!! That’s enough for the town of Winchendon to get through at least the weekend. I think we can all agree that dealing that much product in the middle of an opiate epidemic makes you the lowest of the low, right?


“What the fuck one thing gotta do wit another when all she doing is tryna help peoples get a job so they won’t make the same mistake she did. At least she tryna change her life.”

Apparently “changing her life” means, driving to Jersey to pick up heroin to sell to junkboxes. Oh yea, she’s a real pillar of the community!

It’s true Maggie. If you don’t live in Fitchburg then you’re not allowed to talk about drug dealers being arrested. That’s a rule.

Then there was Delia….

Mine your business!! Only God can judge!! 100 emoji, fire emoji, poop emoji!!

She brought out all the hoodrat excuse cliches…

There’s nothing more hilarious than people who spend their entire life sinning lecturing other people about God because they got a tattoo of Jesus smoking a blunt on their inner thigh. Shocking that a scholar like this would be a fan of the dog filter.

Never saw that one coming.

After using God to defend her drug dealing friends she was out of ideas, so she tapped in her friend to take over…..

And of course Tyrone’s favorite sportball team is……


Unfortunately Tyrone didn’t have his A game either, so other Fitchburg fudgeburgers took over for him…

Ya know what Lolo? I never thought of it that way. We shouldn’t talk crap about drug dealers because God will take care of them. Or Trump. Whoever gets there first.

Oh, and for those of you with kids who are casting judgement…..

It’s true. Lots of great parents watch their kids grow up to be Fitchburg fentanyl dealers. The way you parent your children has absolutely no bearing on the type of adult they grow up to be.

Hey Lolo, spring break Fitchburg looks like it’s gonna hopping this year!

Taylor wasn’t tryna hear that weak sauce either….

Yea guys, stop making an ass of yourself. Sure, she’s defending a heroin dealer on Facebook, but at least she’s not judging other people. Only God can do that.

Wait….he’s gonna be a hip hop star? Never saw that one coming. MC Grammar sure must’ve been wildly successful if he felt the need to own a barber shop that acted as a front for heroin distribution. Oh yea, and he gave out free haircuts to children, just like Ashley Brady from Moms of the South Shore. Therefore they can do pretty much anything and it will all be forgiven.

I also love it when they bust the caps lock out in the middle of a post, and then take it off for the conclusion, like they’re playing schizo good cop-bad cop.


If you feel the need to say, “I’m not on welfare,” and then say, “But there’s nothing wrong with collectig welfare,” you’re not fooling anyone Taylor. That and the filters kind of gave it away.

Turns out he’s not just a superstar rapper, he’s also a record promoter:

“I’ve known him longer” is the one of the more underrated ratchet excuses. Because apparently growing up in the same neighborhood as a drug dealer miraculously makes them virtuous. Plus, he’s got a rap career going on, and rappers are almost always GREAT people.

Anyway, tomorrow night is Turtleboy Live, broadcasted from Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook Page. We’ll be having Mommygyver on as a guest, and if any of these flame broiled Fitchburgians wanna come on and give us a piece of their mind they’re more than welcome to.


41 Comment(s)
  • K
    March 24, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    I just read these comments. Is this a racist site? I am a black female, workung in corporate America and how dare you act like blacks are scum. You are scum all of you. Everyone talks the talk safe at home behind a computer. If your that bold with your racist statements make it known always.

    • Schutzstaffel
      March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am

      Go tell it to the commenters on The Root and Madame Noire websites. I especially liked when the had one token white chick begging for black people to take her when they said they were leaving the country and taking peanut butter and hip-hop with them, and they ragged on her whiteness. If you’re black and ever go on a computer, you saw it. Fuck off, hypocrite nigger chickenhead. We do what we want, and we’re sick of your crime, shit influence, scams, pimps and all other negro problems. You’re the reason for the second amendment AND the reason why there are bad neighborhoods. Die hating us. You’re not welcome. Fuck off permanently.

    • Schutzstaffel
      March 25, 2018 at 9:45 am

      We also were talking about spics, not niggers, you stupid fucking pile of melanin and self importance. But fuck it, of couse everything is about the African American perennial victims and how negros do nothing at all to invite negative attention. It’s not like you’re on every news station every night while you only make up 13% of the population. We also know what that that asshole Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam say about us, and how every fucking black comedian says shit about whites but the opposite can’t happen because you’llburn down pharmacies. You said you were leaving and you’re still here, so why the fuck is that? Because you feed off of white people. You’re ticks on society. Fuck you.

  • K
    March 24, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    Rapper? Just because you rap on the front steps on your block does not make you a rapper. Or am I a rapper too? I rap with kid during bath time. Let me know so I can update my career on FB.

  • Leominstersfinest
    March 24, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Do not.. i repeat do not burn fitchburg to the ground!! God damn it theyll all just migrate here to leomimster. We have enough spics and njggers here as it is

  • ameRICAN
    March 24, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Remember, you can’t say American without the Rican….. oh and if you don’t want to have Caribbean criminals, low life, etc whatever you want to call it! why we have so much crackheads (costumers) buying this stuff. Isn’t you own fault if u buy something that you know is goin to kill you? He was just making money !! And white trash killing them self’s

    • Barry Soebarkah
      March 24, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      The Rican in Puerto Rican stands for the Rican in American as much as COSTUMERS have to do with crackheads.

      I could feel my IQ dwindling whilst reading your comment.

      Crack is wack yo

  • HeroinUser
    March 24, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    I was in Disney World 15 or so years ago and met someone in the line for an attraction. I said “I am from Massachusetts.” The guy said to me “Oh me too, I’m from Fitchburg..” I replied “Cool, I buy my drugs in Fitchburg.” He laughed, but I was serious.

    • Smellbeef Babaloney
      March 25, 2018 at 2:32 pm

      Seriously one of the funniest comments ever.

  • Bleh
    March 24, 2018 at 9:58 am


  • GingyKidd
    March 24, 2018 at 12:36 am

    The signs don’t say “Fitchburg Rocks” for nothing people. They’re all over the city. You can come to the burg and get your shit 24/7. They come from all over the area. The kids from NH driving down Day Street in the middle of the night? Totally innocent right?

  • Imrubberyoureglue
    March 23, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    Well i live in sussex county nj and worked in bergen county at the college where my spouse still works so i guess I’m allowed to mention it since these drugs end up all over the college and kill people in my state huh? 

    Ignorant bitches the entire bunch!

    I hope they start utilizing those laws that have been on the books forever for the death penalty for big time drug dealers

  • TJB
    March 23, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Prior to 1965, these lowlifes were not even allowed to come to the US. But thanks to ted Kennedy and the Joos of NY, the immigration reform act of 1965 allowed immediate and unrestricted ‘immigration’ from shitholes like PR, DR and Haiti. No longer did one have to be in good health, have a trade and a job waiting for them, and having 10 children was no problemõ. The first waves were from PAN AM Airways, which started with non stop service from san Juan to NYC. After that it was game on. The male of the species are all criminals. And the females start popping out tamales as young as 14. Naturally, when one slime makes it across…. next is the entire brood, mother father uncle cousin ……etc. No one of these are any worse than the other. They are all equally worthless, lazy, bullshit artists that lie, steal and peddle anything they can get with their grubby, oily paws. Disagree? Go to Chelsea. Once a great city, now it looks like a giant Caribbean turd.

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 24, 2018 at 11:48 am

      Well, I agree with your intent, but since 1917 when PR became a US territory – today it’s more like a ‘terrortory’ –
      puerto ricans can come and go as they please.

  • z
    March 23, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    With Ken + Barbie not currently in Fitchburg AND reading the comments of the local inhabitants I can’t help but feel the average IQ went DOWN about 10 points.

    These goobers think these two are victims. Yeah, they are selling poison to people but you shouldn’t be picking on them.

    “My brother died last year from a heroin overdose” and the response is let God or Trump handle it? Other than that no one should have any opinion about it?

    Stop the DARE programs, the community policing, the section 8 housing, welfare, the EBT, etc…. These people aren’t going to change. Stupid people popping out stupid children creating stupid grandchildren. It is only going to get worse, not better. I’m more offended by their supporters than them.

  • BostonBobby
    March 23, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Are these fucking people speaking English? What a bunch of dumb gutter rats. It’s painful to even read their posts. How the fuck do they even survive in the world with a 3rd grade education. Learn to fucking speak, spell and write a sentence. Holy hell…

    • we are fucked
      March 23, 2018 at 10:56 pm

      They survive because we, the white working person that pays taxes, supply and support them with everything they need, EVERYTHING! If all public support systems stopped these ignorant fat fucking ugly pieces of shit would be dead in a week, and the piece of shit useless males will just fucking kill each other. And that is how these low lifes survive.

    • Repulsed
      March 23, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      Seems like most of them have English as a second language. How many languages do u speak BostonBobby? 

      • HeroinUser
        March 24, 2018 at 9:13 am

        REPULSED – You asshat. English. Learn it because, well, you’re living in the United States, where we speak English. You know why English is a second language to them, the 2nd generation Americans? Because their lazy-ass parents & grandparents never took the time to actually learn the language of their adopted country.

        Fuck drug dealers. They’re poison pushers. Shoot them up with their own product, lots of it. See how they like overdosing.

      • z
        March 24, 2018 at 9:19 am

        So, you’re saying that these are all immigrants. If that’s the case, then why don’t they text back and forth in their native language? I’m guessing that their Spanish street ebonics isn’t any better.

        If I was fluent in Italian and the people I was texting in was Italian and we were all immigrants, I’d be texting in Italian. Not some pidgin English.

        This is the future folks. They have this grand idea that when they take over from whitey things will be different. They’re correct. Things will be different. Yes they will indeed. Bizaroo world here we come.

      • Me and the Crew Used To Do Her
        March 24, 2018 at 12:30 pm

        I speak Greek when your mom bends over and says run a train.

      • BostonBobby
        March 24, 2018 at 2:52 pm

        That’s not the point… The point is they are writing in abbreviated slang because they have never taken the time or learned enough self discipline to write properly. “Wit”..”cuz”..”imma” are not words. They are examples of ignorance.

  • Goya Boy
    March 23, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Have to admit the voluptuous 27 year old wearing the High School graduation cap is sort of a looker.

    That is if you’re into fat, hairy pregnant PR girls with Magic Marker eyebrows.

  • panzer9811
    March 23, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    God damn! My fucking retinas can not take it.
    Those people…the whole array of photos….repulsive.
    The worst thing is that they breed.
    Repugnant scum.

  • Juan Tobangu
    March 23, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    At least in the 70s the Burg had the Intown Mall with a cool little head shop. Anybody remember The Crystal Lion?

  • Juan Tobangu
    March 23, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    Burn it down….the whole fucking town of Fitchburg……just burn it down. It’s nothing but a ghost town with shuttered papermills and “dreamer” Caribbean criminals.
    Take a walk down Main Street one day (heavily armed) and take a look at the bottom feeders shuffling around. You’ll see nothing but the lazy, lunatic losers from every shithole country on the planet.
    I love how they took out a lane on Main Street and made it a bike lane. Nothing like a peaceful bike ride with family through a war torn ghetto. Just make sure your bike has fenders. You wouldn’t want any HIV positive, hepatitis flavored, zika tainted piss to splash into you bugged out eyes.
    A bike lane…..what a great way to improve Main Street! I think I’ll hop on my bike and go buy a suit at Shack’s! Maybe I can fit an Espresso pizza in my fanny pack.

  • Jinxie
    March 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    I moved out of NJ 13 years ago. Every time I think I’ve escaped that dumpster fire of a state, it comes back to haunt me.

    I’m going hit up a diner, Irish up my cup of cawfee and drive like an asshole to get it out of my system and move on.

  • Roger Clinton
    March 23, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    The ads underneath the post went full ratchet today. Crazy eyes!! Maybe they be related to lolo n dildo

  • Chick In The Ad With Tombstone Teeth And One Dead Eye
    March 23, 2018 at 5:29 pm


  • papi chulo
    March 23, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    no me importa, me gusta cuando los blancos pagan todo

  • Uncle Randy
    March 23, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    Kid has a Dildo Supreme shirt on.

  • Riddler
    March 23, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Q: What does a Pretty Fitchburg girl and a Unicorn have in common?

    A: There is no such thing.

    • Jesus H. Christ
      March 23, 2018 at 11:14 pm

      You must be referring to the Pretty Fitchburg Girl.

  • JoeMomma
    March 23, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Trump want’s the death penalty for drug dealers,
    this would be a good place to start…..

  • Kevie Lynch
    March 23, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    You are scum putting down Dirtyburg
    I am in charge of recovery
    And how dare you complain
    Since Turtleboy Headquarters is at
    48 cedar street fitchburg

  • Beat-off Poet
    March 23, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Maribel’s got a beak that could cut up glass
    And that pose lets you know she likes it up the ass
    Wait… the barber shop acting as the coke deal front
    Has a razor for a logo?

    …stupid cunt.

    • Commander McBragg
      March 23, 2018 at 4:39 pm

      Ahem… Quite.

  • Schutzstaffel
    March 23, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    As I was saying in the previous post, they’re fucking useless.

    Also, to the “Women4Trump” poster who responded to my article saying how sick and fucking tired I am of Hispanic bullshit, keep your fucking opinions to yourself. I couldn’t give less of a fuck what you have to say. Hispanics are a pestilence. You know it, too. No comment necessary.

  • Leach Now Starve Later
    March 23, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Really great thst Trump passed a spending bill that gives daca and sanctuary cities more of the evil white tax paying citizens money but no wall. The only good thing is that when the financial collapse happens most people will not be evil whitemen the demographics will gave changed and the transformation to third world shithole will be complete.

  • vicxh
    March 23, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Advice to the turtle. You can cut down on the length of these posts by
    a) Finding the right title – Here is should be “Nasty skanks and hoes look and smell bad”
    b) Get rid of all the prose and stick to the pics
    c) Only post pics of the female ratchets and we can guess the whole story anyway

  • Tyrone Shoes
    March 23, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    For how long has Fitchburg been a hopeless pit of despair? I’m going to say at least since the mid-70’s when the last semi-educated/upwardly-mobile family finally moved away.

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