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Food Stamp Freddie Proudly Displays EBT Card While Flashing Thousands Of Dollars With Kids He Didn’t Pay Child Support For After Being Arrested For Attempted Murder

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Someone sent us this gem of a human a while back but we didn’t see it until today….

So Brian Njuguna is a grown ass man who proudly collects food stamps from the government. Because, why wouldn’t an able bodied male have his meals paid for by the taxpayers?

If you ever wanna know how to get to the EBT depot, just ask Food Stamp Freddie:

His stamps aren’t technically for sale, but they kind of are….

Oh, and he’s not the only able bodied male who proudly collects from Uncle Sam either…

They’re rookies though. Fertility factories like Danniqua here know how to make sure that EBT balance stays poppin!

Just keep firing fuck trophies out of the ol’ baby cannon. The nanny state will take care of the rest. This is definitely why we created welfare. To incentivize lowlifes to keep making bad decisions so they stay on welfare permanently. This is what Jim McGovern will fight you over if you try to make cuts to.

But here’s the thing, Brian Njuguna sure seems to have a lot of cash for a guy who collects food stamps….

Yup. A guy who collects food stamps readily has thousands of dollars at his disposal which he flashes on Facebook because he’s temporarily hoodbooger rich! So fly he even wanted Turtleboy to see it:

So where’d he get the money from? Well, he likes to pretend like he makes it all by selling his board game, “Blockopoly”:

He thinks he owns a trademark on it:

But in reality he doesn’t:

On Wednesday, June 19, 2013, a U.S. federal trademark registration was filed for BLOCKOPOLY by Njuguna, Brian, Worcester, MA 01605. The USPTO has given the BLOCKOPOLY trademark serial number of 85964770. The current federal status of this trademark filing is ABANDONED – NO STATEMENT OF USE FILED. The correspondent listed for BLOCKOPOLY is NJUGUNA, BRIAN of 54 UXBRIDGE ST, WORCESTER, MA 01605-2121, . The BLOCKOPOLY trademark is filed in the category of Toys and Sporting Goods Products . The description provided to the USPTO for BLOCKOPOLY is Board games.

But he did get a shoutout from Worcester rapper Joyner Lucas:

In reality the board game wasn’t taking off as planned so he just took the Genduso route and started selling pot instead:


And I’m sure that money all came just from pot sales too. Definitely.

He frequently posts videos of his children counting stacks of thousands of dollars, strictly in Benjamins of course…

He’s a regular Robin Hood who then hands stacks of cash to stray children on Lincoln Street and records it to make himself look like the Liberian Al Capone

But here’s the thing – he likes to pretend that he makes it rain on his kids, but he had to be compelled by the court to fork over the cash for child support:


He don’t have time to pay for child support. Not with all these wives that be craving the bologna baton:

And did we mention that he just resells the shit he gets from the state after he got his medical marijuana card?

Nobody knows how to play the system quite like Food Stamp Freddie.

If the name Njuguna rings a bell, that’s because David Njuguna drove his car 90 mph into Trooper Thomas Clardly on the Mass Pike 2 years ago, killing him instantly. No word if they’re related, but shitstain was on his way home from a weed dispensary in Springfield, which apparently this poopsmooch also frequents. No word if they’re related.

He claims to have moved here in 1995, but found a way to get hoodrat rich by 99:

And he became a citizen in 2013. Shoutout to the government!!

If this EBT Rex is complimenting the government:

You know the government isn’t functioning properly.

You’ll also notice on his Facebook page that he’s been posting a lot about going to court lately:

Don’t worry though, it’s not unpaid child support from this deadbeat diddleroo this time around. This time it’s for something less serious – attempted murder:

Even though the incident happened in 2014, he still hasn’t had a trial for it. And this is how he presents himself on court day:


This state is insane. The fact tat this immigrant, able bodied male, deadbeat dad, who’s been arrested for attempted murder and is still facing charges related to that, can still procure food stamps, tells you everything you need to know about Massachusetts.

But please, tell me more about how rare this shit is. I hardly ever see abuse.

15 Comment(s)
  • British TG
    May 31, 2018 at 5:42 am

    At first I thought he was faking to get TB famous on purpose, but looks like it’s legit.

    You guys must have a system to be able to report the fuck outta him?

  • Screw PC
    May 30, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    So somebody’s reported this fucking asshole to the Department of Transitional Assistance, right?

  • Bevin Smynch
    May 30, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Can someone give this guy the info for EPOCA, I’d love to stick my dick in him.. I mean work with him, I’d love to work with him!

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 30, 2018 at 8:42 am

    I see Maura Healey is very concerned about people with jobs buying sex while at work. I think she wants them to go home and buy it. Meanwhile welfare fraud is strong, the MSP are not just robbing the state but they’re taking the safe home, but DON’T BUY SEC AT WORK YOU TAX PAYIN’ FOOLS!

  • The McGovernator
    May 30, 2018 at 8:18 am

    A healthy male can easily create 15-20 or more new Democrats between incarcerations. These are my peeps!

  • It’s a win win
    May 30, 2018 at 8:14 am

    There’s a cost to him being here and the cost of food stamps is less than the cost of incarceration. That might be an oversimplification if he’s using his free time to reproduce additional liabilities… ok never mind

  • OhMyEffingWord
    May 30, 2018 at 8:12 am

    He said it himself. He was a good boy, but now that he’s a citizen, he can be a “nigga”

    Racism is exactly what “those people” want. It is their excuse to be ratchet animals.

  • General Stonewall Jackson
    May 30, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Stuff that cheesin’ nigger into a cannon and shoot his fuckin’ black ass back at Wakanda.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 30, 2018 at 6:19 am

    And this is why we hate black people . . . . . .

  • Diversity is Cancer
    May 30, 2018 at 5:47 am

    Dumb ass trying to sell a hip-hop board game, that would require reading, patience, and people not high as fuck.

    Unscrupulous foreigners make life worse. They add nothing of value to this country locally or nationally. They take all they can from our “safety net” and in return give us only crime and pain. Why do we continue to let criminal foreigners into this country. It’s bad enough with the criminals and dead-beats we already have. Worcester is a shit hole.

    • Ughreally
      May 31, 2018 at 8:06 pm

      These comments are really sad to read. Where he’s from and the color of skin has nothing to do with anything because welfare fraud comes in all colors of the rainbow. Then again nobody really knows this man at all nor his current situation. People aren’t perfect. People make mistakes. Sometimes people make horrible mistakes but you can’t define someone by their mistakes. All you know is what HE allowed you to know by what he chose to put on Facebook and social media for whatever reason. How much of that do we even know is true? Look at the dates of the information. We are in 2018. And if he has a side “hustle” whatever that may be it will eventually manifest itself in some way. If he’s abusing the system in any way the universe has a way of correcting things. At the end of the day we don’t know what this human being is going through in life. Why say such horrible things. Seeing these things really hurt my heart. I hope everyone can learn to find understanding in your differences. If you can’t find peace that way, then with just knowing it’s ok that you can’t, and to just let things be different. Sorry to everyone who bust their behind and feel misused and abused by the system and people on government assistance. I really wish people had the ability to trade eyes/ perspectives with people of different “classes” or upbringing for day. It would be life changing. Good night!

  • Disgrace
    May 30, 2018 at 5:08 am

    I want the last 30 years of my income taxes back.

    • deflatteddoritodinks
      May 30, 2018 at 7:24 am

      I support basic thug income.

  • SMH
    May 30, 2018 at 2:44 am

    Aww, he’s not all bad – just look at how he teaches his daughter math skills with his cultural values.

  • Captain Trips
    Bernie Sanders
    May 30, 2018 at 12:41 am

    Oh come now kiddies – Just pay your income taxes and I, Bernie, will take care of everything……Unless you work of course, and then you’re fucked.

    Keep paying. And I’ll keep giving, To those who deserve nothing.

    By the way, dye your hair an unnatural color so I know who you are.

    Love and taxes,


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