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Someone sent us this gem of a human a while back but we didn’t see it until today….
So Brian Njuguna is a grown ass man who proudly collects food stamps from the government. Because, why wouldn’t an able bodied male have his meals paid for by the taxpayers?
If you ever wanna know how to get to the EBT depot, just ask Food Stamp Freddie:
His stamps aren’t technically for sale, but they kind of are….
Oh, and he’s not the only able bodied male who proudly collects from Uncle Sam either…
They’re rookies though. Fertility factories like Danniqua here know how to make sure that EBT balance stays poppin!
Just keep firing fuck trophies out of the ol’ baby cannon. The nanny state will take care of the rest. This is definitely why we created welfare. To incentivize lowlifes to keep making bad decisions so they stay on welfare permanently. This is what Jim McGovern will fight you over if you try to make cuts to.
But here’s the thing, Brian Njuguna sure seems to have a lot of cash for a guy who collects food stamps….
Yup. A guy who collects food stamps readily has thousands of dollars at his disposal which he flashes on Facebook because he’s temporarily hoodbooger rich! So fly he even wanted Turtleboy to see it:
So where’d he get the money from? Well, he likes to pretend like he makes it all by selling his board game, “Blockopoly”:
He thinks he owns a trademark on it:
But in reality he doesn’t:
On Wednesday, June 19, 2013, a U.S. federal trademark registration was filed for BLOCKOPOLY by Njuguna, Brian, Worcester, MA 01605. The USPTO has given the BLOCKOPOLY trademark serial number of 85964770. The current federal status of this trademark filing is ABANDONED – NO STATEMENT OF USE FILED. The correspondent listed for BLOCKOPOLY is NJUGUNA, BRIAN of 54 UXBRIDGE ST, WORCESTER, MA 01605-2121, . The BLOCKOPOLY trademark is filed in the category of Toys and Sporting Goods Products . The description provided to the USPTO for BLOCKOPOLY is Board games.
But he did get a shoutout from Worcester rapper Joyner Lucas:
In reality the board game wasn’t taking off as planned so he just took the Genduso route and started selling pot instead:
And I’m sure that money all came just from pot sales too. Definitely.
He frequently posts videos of his children counting stacks of thousands of dollars, strictly in Benjamins of course…
He’s a regular Robin Hood who then hands stacks of cash to stray children on Lincoln Street and records it to make himself look like the Liberian Al Capone
But here’s the thing – he likes to pretend that he makes it rain on his kids, but he had to be compelled by the court to fork over the cash for child support:
He don’t have time to pay for child support. Not with all these wives that be craving the bologna baton:
And did we mention that he just resells the shit he gets from the state after he got his medical marijuana card?
Nobody knows how to play the system quite like Food Stamp Freddie.
If the name Njuguna rings a bell, that’s because David Njuguna drove his car 90 mph into Trooper Thomas Clardly on the Mass Pike 2 years ago, killing him instantly. No word if they’re related, but shitstain was on his way home from a weed dispensary in Springfield, which apparently this poopsmooch also frequents. No word if they’re related.
He claims to have moved here in 1995, but found a way to get hoodrat rich by 99:
And he became a citizen in 2013. Shoutout to the government!!
If this EBT Rex is complimenting the government:
You know the government isn’t functioning properly.
You’ll also notice on his Facebook page that he’s been posting a lot about going to court lately:
Don’t worry though, it’s not unpaid child support from this deadbeat diddleroo this time around. This time it’s for something less serious – attempted murder:
Even though the incident happened in 2014, he still hasn’t had a trial for it. And this is how he presents himself on court day:
This state is insane. The fact tat this immigrant, able bodied male, deadbeat dad, who’s been arrested for attempted murder and is still facing charges related to that, can still procure food stamps, tells you everything you need to know about Massachusetts.
But please, tell me more about how rare this shit is. I hardly ever see abuse.