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Food Stamp Friday: Able-Bodied Lowell Chudstuffer Selling $200 Worth Of EBT For $100, Also Sold Daughter’s “Unused” $700 Crib For $250

Food Stamp Friday: Able-Bodied Lowell Chudstuffer Selling $200 Worth Of EBT For $100, Also Sold Daughter’s “Unused” $700 Crib For $250

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Here’s your Food Stamp Friday (on Sunday night) fudgenut of the week:

The stupidity of these people never amazes me. At no point did it ever cross their mind that they were committing fraud on a community yard sale page. They literally see nothing wrong with it. That’s how stupid many, many people who walk amongst us truly are.

Pedro “PJ” Teran is from beautiful Lowell and is pulling the classic market rate $200 worth of food stamps for $100 cash routine. They teach that move in Ratchet 101.

PJ is a grown, able bodied man in his 20’s, who appears to have some sort of girlfriend:

You might ask, “why is an able-bodied man in his 20’s on government assistance?” Well, for one, we don’t know whose card that is since he covered up the information. But by the looks of his Facebook page, he has a young child. Or as they call it in ratchet world – a “more free shit” card. Wanna make irresponsible choices in Massachusetts? Cool. Here’s some cash. Do whatever you want with it. We’re not even gonna regulate it or check in on you to make sure you really need it. We trust you to make smart decisions since your life is obviously going great as it is.

Anyway, whenever you see someone doing this it usually means one thing – Diego’s got a new package, and that shit is gonna go fast. Better get that cash up front for the Blue Magic because Diego don’t take EBT.

Oh, and he was also recently selling his daughter’s crib, which she apparently never slept in:


So let me get this straight. PJ spent $700 on a crib he had no intention of using, and is now selling it for $250? Because apparently he just likes taking $450 hits for the fuck of it. Yea, that checks out.

Of course what more than likely happened here is that he somehow “acquired” a $700 crib for free, and tried to make a $250 profit off of it. Meanwhile the baby was treated like shit because his habits are more important than his child’s well-being.

Oh, and he’s got a Six Flags scheme going too:

He’s also no stranger to law enforcement, and has been busted receiving stolen property in the past:

Don’t worry though – he’s got plenty of cash to remodel his apartment:

Because lots of people remodel property they don’t own.

But yea, keep telling me how food stamp fraud is rare. It’s not like it’s so common that people have reached the point where they aren’t even afraid to commit fraud on the second most trafficked website in the world. Nothing to see here!



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4 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    July 4, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Right. He “bought” a 700 dollar crib. How much is that without the five finger discount?

  • Chas Chip
    July 3, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    He has an Above-Ground pool in his yard. Very Ratchet

  • Hanginpossum
    July 3, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    I would love to hear his point of view on capitalism

  • They call me Ponch
    July 3, 2017 at 7:21 am

    “assistance” or whatever progressive term you use, was originally designed to keep crime low.
    It’s still working to this day.

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