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Food Stamp Friday is back. This is Dan Degrafft, formerly from Norton who now graces Worcester with is presence.
He owns one of the most legendary hats I’ve ever seen.
A flat brimmed “only God can judge me hat.” Legend.
He specializes in bathroom selfies.
And his preferred outfit of choice is the wife beater because it goes so well with the collection of pubes and dirt that he calls a goatee.
He has no shortage of Google trophies.
And appears to have done some time in the can, and shockingly he didn’t enjoy his time there.
So naturally this able bodied man in his late 20’s not only collects food stamps, he gets so much government assistance that he has a surplus left over to sell.
Funny, because just last week he was trying to get a ride to Foxboro to get the food stamps in the first place. He just needed a ride, and was willing to pay whoever gave him a ride in food stamps.
Don’t be fooled though. He might be an ex-con on government assistance who has to beg for rides on the Internet, but he still has bitches who be stalking his yogurt slinger!!
He ain’t got no time for crazy bitches. Unless of course they can give him a ride to Foxboro to pick up his food stamps next month.
He also looks down on ratchets from high school.
And evidently doesn’t understand irony either.
The real kind of chick he’s looking for is a gamer stoner who wants to take dudes down with him in the bedroom.
This is where our tax dollars go to y’all. But don’t worry, there’s no food stamp abuse. That’s just a right wing lie.
Your a pussy for making this thread why don’t you get big you little pussy ass. I bet that kid could kick your ass haha and he ain’t even fight like that you pussy
If you or the rest of the tax payers only knew how many of these “upstanding citizens” get stamps and help from DTA you would be appalled. Even on a GPS or fresh out of jail they need their stamps.
Degrafft. Some names are just so perfect.
Yeah dawg, comin from a real felon! Fuckin moron.
He wants society to give jailbirds a pat on the back and a plate of cookies for being convicted criminals? Nobody told you to break the law, dumb ass. You make the bed that you lie in.
Wonder why disabled people have problems getting food stamps.
Ask any lib and they’ll tell you there is no welfare fraud
Food Stamp Friday is a good idea. I’d also like Masshealth Monday, TANF Tuesday, WIC Wednesday, and Section 8 Saturday. Expose more fraud, lol.
I wonder if his DoC post is a cut and paste. No way he wrote that.
Reading that I’m like “This guy is quite articulate.”
Ya… cut & paste. Absolutely.
Hah. TBS food stamp Friday was so effective most of the ratchets stopped slinging stamps on FB. This douche canoe apparently didn’t get the memo.
Slow night here on TBS. Must be the snow.
Let me guess, he isn’t hurting anyone, leave him alone? Got a thing for felons with flat brimmed hats?
eat a bag of cocks you filthy whore