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Food Stamp Friday: Rachel Dolezal Collected Food Stamps While Lying About Her Income, Which Is Shocking Because She’s Never Lied About Anything Before

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We have a special guest edition of Food Stamp Friday this week….

Fox NewsRachel Dolezal, the former NAACP chapter leader who resigned after her parents revealed she’s not African-American, is facing a felony theft charge in Washington state after she allegedly made false statements to secure nearly $9,000 in food and childcare assistance. The charges against Dolezal, who changed her name to Nkechi Diallo in October 2016, were first reported by KHQ-TV. According to court documents, investigators with Washington state’s Department of Social and Health Services (DSHS) started looking into Dolezal’s finances in March 2017 after the publication of her autobiography, “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World.” 

And that’s why I respect Queen LaBleacha. Because she exposed the fallacies of social justice warriors everywhere.

But yea, is anyone honestly surprised that she’s moved onto welfare fraud? Her entire existence is based around being a fraud and capitalizing off of it. It’s all she knows how to do. In her delusional mind she probably thinks that the only way to really fool everyone into thinking she’s black is to do things that people unfairly stereotype black women about. At least she’s just a sideshow. We got Talcum X with a blue checkmark pretending to be black and sending mobs of people after innocent cops. That’s a billion times worse than a little welfare fraud.

P.S. Rachel, if you’re looking to get rid of some stamps, HMU. I pay 65%.

26 Comment(s)
  • Ryan
    May 26, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    Still less crazy than these fucking trannies we got all over the place these days.

  • Hughbo Mont
    May 26, 2018 at 11:53 am

    I love it when karma bites a shit stained liberal.

  • Obama Bin Laden
    May 26, 2018 at 12:49 am

    She had actual legitimate job and business and was collecting welfare…she must be white.

    Real black people must be disgusted! She worked a real job and payed taxes?!? LOL. She’s what they call a “sucka” and black culture only glamorizes being “sucka free”! That means, collect welfare, never work or pay taxes, and never use your “gova-ment”name…unless you the FBI.

    Anyone ask for ya govament…they a snitch.

    Black peoples know that if you collect welfare you can know only sell weed/ crack
    cash in your EBT at a local Spanish store for 50 cents on the dollar. Most kids in the hood learn this by the time they are 10!!

    She had a job?!?
    She must be white.

  • El Jefe
    May 25, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    The fact that this woman fooled people into believing that she was black is a joke.
    Even when her biological white parents called her out for lying about her skin color, she still denied it.
    What a sick woman. She represents the major issues we have in this country. The liberal cunts are whacked.

  • TJB
    May 25, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    I worked all my White life, and now I’m a poor White Man. So I’m going to self identify as a rich Chinese guy; so give me all your money and hot girls.

  • Freud
    May 25, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    In a way this behavior supports her claims about how she self identifies

    • Rooster Cock
      May 25, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      I identify as an El Salvadorian because I have a giant fucking head. A Chinaman because I have cirrhosis of the liver that makes my skin yellow, and an Irishman because of a micro-penis. However, I refuse food stamps because only Injuns deserve them.

  • Rethuglycon
    May 25, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Turtle Sack is late to the low-hanging fruit game on this. Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, and Fony news have this covered.

    What about Sterling Brown? No comment? Doesn’t comply with your world view? No cohones?

    • Kevi
      May 25, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      The food network guy? Did he get another show? Cutthroat Kitchen is just ok but I really like Chopped.

    • Egypt LaTaxbreak Delgado
      May 25, 2018 at 4:32 pm

      Mebbe mah mama can git off’n her fat ass and say sumpin’ about it. She do nuffin all day and I’s hongraay! Dat wat she do, rite? Mama, call de white wimmen! I’ma get me a Big Mac!

    • The ghost of Mike Brown
      May 25, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      Word, if I was Sterling I woulda grabbed for the pig’s gun and shot him, and this time I’d pull it off.

      • MrSmiley
        May 25, 2018 at 6:14 pm

        Sure you would’ve. Why don’t you just eat a round on your own instead of wasting a goverment one on your forehead? Stay a coward forever you know?

      • Tony "the ant" Spilotro
        May 26, 2018 at 7:40 am

        No…. you’d just be dead. Again.

    • Y
      May 25, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      Fuck off, you DemoRat!

    • And that has to do with?
      May 25, 2018 at 6:07 pm

      That was in Baton Rouge two years ago and the guy had a gun and was resisting arrest

    • MrSmiley
      May 25, 2018 at 8:25 pm

      Rethuglycon? Is that the best you can come up with while libtards stifle free speech, advocate murdering babies and defend illegal scum sucking gangbangers? Just remember when big brother is gone and it’s liberals vs conservatives you’ll always have a place in my fields to work no matter your color..

      The Brown arrest was garbage. Enough said about it. Discipline has been handed out. Some dept suck more than others.

      • What?
        May 26, 2018 at 9:55 am

        And how exactly was Michael Brown arrested? With a shop vac?

    • People vs OJ Emmy
      May 26, 2018 at 10:57 am

      I checked his Wikipedia and IMBD pages and the most notable thing was his starring role in The People vs OJ.

  • GuttaGetMinesYo
    May 25, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    If she is black then you can see why she has the entitlement attitude.
    Fuck the productive, taxpaying, lawabiding and evil whiteman is the mantra.

  • Karma is real
    May 25, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Isn’t Karma a wonderful thing ? Rachael whatever-the- fuck- her- name -is- today , gets caught in another lie and gets lugged. Shawn “the fake moolie” King is gonna get sued into bankruptcy after spreading fake shit. I fucking love it !! Fuck these assholes. Karma always prevails !

  • Black Berry
    May 25, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Her IG is ridiculous. How does she have 20 something year old dark children lol

  • Dr. Cock
    May 25, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    I’d woof her in the cake. She thinks she’s black, so she likes to give up ass.

  • Cashmeousside howbowdah
    May 25, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Gotta know when to break character.

  • Y
    May 25, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    It’s a damn shame when you can’t accept your own race.
    Try harder, ya cunt…you can’t!

  • Darkzilla21
    May 25, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    I identify as Tom Bradys check book …cash me now…..

    • Bad Baby
      May 25, 2018 at 1:49 pm

      Naa, nigga, cash me outside

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